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Clips from The Simpsons - Much Apu About Nothing (S07E07)

"How would you like to marry Apu so he doesn't get deported?"
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"I'd rather eat poison. My name's already Selma Bouvier Terwilliger Hutz McClure."
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"God knows it's long enough without Nahassapetapeeta-whatever."
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"From now on, I'm only marrying for love. Possibly once more for money."
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"Oh, it's hopeless. Oh, poor Apu."
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"- What if you lived in a balloon? - That's it.!"
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"Grandfather, as in grandfather clause."
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"- Apu, how long ago did your visa expire? - Seven years. But I don't-"
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"There was an amnesty declared for people who have been here as long as you."
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"- Oh! - But, Apu, the vote on Proposition 24 is on Tuesday."
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"Oh, no. That is not nearly enough time to learn over 200 years of American history."
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"Oh, it can't be that many."
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"Come on, Apu. I'll be your tutor."
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"Please identify this object."
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"It appears to be the flag which disappeared from the public library last year."
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"Correct. Now, we all know the 13 stripes are for good luck."
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"But why does the American flag have precisely 47 stars?"
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"Because this particular flag is ridiculously out-of-date."
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"The library must have purchased it during the brief period in 1912..."
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"after New Mexico became a state, but before Arizona did."
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"Uh, partial credit."
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"Now, they may ask you to locate your town on a map of the U.S. So, let's do that."
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"Uh, Springfield, Springfield. Right here."
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"Dad, you're not pointing anywhere near Springfield. It's over here, Apu."
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"Hey! What you doin'? Studyin'?"
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"Oh, I'm so confused. I don't even know where I'm getting kicked out of anymore."
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"Whoa!"
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"Sign's floating away, Chief."
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"Executive, legislative and, uh, judicial."
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"No, no and no."
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"Maybe we should start all over with the electrical college."
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"Please, Mr. Simpson. My brain needs sleep."
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"The test is in six hours."
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"And many of these facts you speak of are completely new to me."
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"while you look over my notes from ninth-grade history."
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"Cotton Mather-"
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"I have forgotten everything that Mr. Homer taught me!"
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"Perfect. Let's roll."
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"Immigrant go home! Immigrant go home!"
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"- Get outta here! - Gosh, you're annoying."
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"Hmm. Hmph."
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"Hmm."
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"All right, men. Here's the order of deportations."
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"First you'll be rounding up your tired, then your poor..."
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"then your huddled masses yearning to breathe free."
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"Breathers. Got it."
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"All right, here's your last question."
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"What was the cause of the Civil War?"
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"Actually, there were numerous causes."
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"Aside from the obvious schism between abolitionists and anti-abolitionists..."
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"economic factors, both domestic and international-"
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"- Hey, hey! - Yeah?"
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"- Just say slavery. - Slavery it is, sir."
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"Yes! I am a citizen!"
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"Now, which way to the welfare office?"
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"- What? - I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I work. I work."
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"Thank you. I want to say thank you to everyone."
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"From this day forth, I am no longer an Indian living in America."
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"I am an Indian American."
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"Yeah!"
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"You know, Apu, in a way, all Americans are immigrants."
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"Except Native Americans."
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"Yeah. Native Americans like us."
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"- No. I mean American Indians. - Like me."
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"No. I mean-"
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"Hi, everyone. If I could just say a few words..."
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"I'd be a better public speaker."
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"Now that you're all relaxed-"
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"Most of us here were born in America."
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"We take this country for granted."
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"But not immigrants like Apu."
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"While the rest of us are drinking ourselves stupid..."
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"they're driving the cabs that get us home safely..."
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"they're writing the operas that entertain us every day..."
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"they're training our tigers and kicking our extra points."
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"These people are the glue that holds together the gears of our society."
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"If we pass Proposition 24, we'll be losing some of the truest Americans of all."
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"When you go to the polls tomorrow..."
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"please vote no on Proposition 24."
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"No on 24."
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"No on 24."
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"No on 24."
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"No on 24."
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"It's a landslide! Yes on 24."
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"The proposition passed with a record 95%."
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"When are people going to learn? Democracy doesn't work!"
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"Please don't knock the land that I love."
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"Jury duty!"
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"Oh! Today I am truly an American citizen."
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"Just thank heaven everything worked out for the people we care about."
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"Ach! Ingrates."
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"Shh!"
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"Impson family."
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"Ducking this issue calls for real leadership."
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"I don't see how you can support Proposition 24, Dad."
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"- I was accepted for graduate study in the United States."
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"Hey! The government don't control the sky."
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"No! Not what he said, what he is."
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"No on 24. No on 24."
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"No on 24."
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"Did you hear that, Mom? She's as dumb as me."
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"Just hold onto that one in your safe-deposit box."
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"Remember. You were born in Green Bay, Wisconsin."
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"That means you can take the citizenship test!"
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