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Clips from Family Guy - Into Harmony's Way (S12E12)

"- Was that you guys singing? - Yeah."
Family Guy
"That was beautiful."
Family Guy
"Well, it was based on actual events."
Family Guy
"Although, I don't have as cavalier an attitude"
Family Guy
"toward my debt as the song suggests."
Family Guy
"I'm actually up most nights with severe panic attacks."
Family Guy
"I've taken to throwing up in the yard so my wife won't hear me."
Family Guy
"They could give me five years' salary, tax free,"
Family Guy
"and it wouldn't put a dent in my problem."
Family Guy
"And I should know."
Family Guy
"Back in the 1970s, I used to have my own record label, Mort Town."
Family Guy
"I managed all the hottest disco acts."
Family Guy
"How come?"
Family Guy
"It was so easy to get your hands on them."
Family Guy
"I lost weight, my hair straightened, even my voice changed."
Family Guy
"I didn't recognize the man I saw in the mirror."
Family Guy
"I'm lucky to be alive today."
Family Guy
"Anyway, you guys got the talent, but what you need is a manager."
Family Guy
"Someone with no talent who can take a lion's share of your earnings."
Family Guy
"You'd do that for us?"
Family Guy
"Sure I would. So, what do you say? Can I be your manager?"
Family Guy
"- You betcha! - All right! Put her there!"
Family Guy
"No, I've seen your prescriptions. Let's just say we're doing it."
Family Guy
"Well, Mort, I hope I can trust you. I've been lied to before."
Family Guy
"Well, I'm off to work. Bye, guys! Love you!"
Family Guy
"- Love you, too! - Bye! Love you!"
Family Guy
"- He bought it! - What an idiot!"
Family Guy
"All right, fellas, open mic at the library. Your first gig. Go get 'em!"
Family Guy
"Hey, do I have time to get a drink at the water fountain"
Family Guy
"Sure."
Family Guy
"Fellow cardholders, please put your hands together for Griffin and Quagmire!"
Family Guy
"Strange faces"
Family Guy
"I'm looking for a job, okay?"
Family Guy
"I've left Stewie alone with strangers"
Family Guy
"To satisfy my fecal needs"
Family Guy
"I've put my whole family in danger"
Family Guy
"You know just what I need"
Family Guy
"Aw, everybody left."
Family Guy
"Well, this was a waste of time. I could have gone hiking with the girls."
Family Guy
"We don't hike. We just wear tight pants and get coffee."
Family Guy
"- I thought we were pretty good. - Yeah, I've seen worse performances."
Family Guy
"I was walking home around 8:15 p.m. to my car."
Family Guy
"It was very dark, and then I heard the footsteps."
Family Guy
"Boo! Get to the sex!"
Family Guy
"Guys, I got great news!"
Family Guy
"Oh, what is it, Mort?"
Family Guy
"I put your performance on JewTube."
Family Guy
"The promoters of the New England Music Festival saw it,"
Family Guy
"What? Are you kidding me?"
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, you hear that, Quagmire? We're on our way!"
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, we are so random!"
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, Peter, that's amazing!"
Family Guy
"I had no idea you and Quagmire could even sing!"
Family Guy
"Now let this be a lesson to you kids."
Family Guy
"If you randomly stumble upon an amazing talent,"
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"and then someone important sees it by wild coincidence,"
Family Guy
"I'm gonna go jump off the roof and see if I can fly!"
Family Guy
"That's it, Chris, pursue your dream!"
Family Guy
"You as good as the guys who sing Happy Birthdayat Macaroni Grill?"
Family Guy
"Oh, don't compare me... Look, they've been doing it for years."
Family Guy
"Imagine, my Peter, the big singing star! Ha!"
Family Guy
"Don't forget about us squares back at home."
Family Guy
"Don't you worry, Lois."
Family Guy
"No one has stronger marriages and more well-adjusted kids than rock stars."
Family Guy
"It's working!"
Family Guy
"Oh, hey, guys. Listen. I'm glad I caught you."
Family Guy
"I wrote up a few little ditties I wanted to share."
Family Guy
"I'm listening."
Family Guy
"Though I will maintain this knees bent crouch to indicate I will soon leave."
Family Guy
"Here are some of the song titles."
Family Guy
"Wheel Like an Egyptian, Rampway to Heaven,"
Family Guy
"Music is the only thing that puts a smile on my face these days."
Family Guy
"Yeah. It's even more of a "no" now."
Family Guy
"Oh, hello, Vinny."
Family Guy
"Rupert and I are just having a spritzer and some cheese"
Family Guy
"in advance of the performance."
Family Guy
"- I wouldn't do that. - Why not?"
Family Guy
"You know, there was a guy on my old block, Johnny Chickstuff."
Family Guy
"- Do chick stuff? - Do chick stuff! Exactly."
Family Guy
"Anyway, a bunch of us got together"
Family Guy
"and beat him with a grill lid and windshield wipers,"
Family Guy
"and let's just say, uh, he don't do chick stuff no more."
Family Guy
"'Cause of the beatings?"
Family Guy
"Yeah. He wasn't exactly like us, so we had to almost kill him."
Family Guy
"That sounds terrible. What happened to him?"
Family Guy
"I don't know."
Family Guy
"Soon thereafter, a girl in the neighborhood married a black guy,"
Family Guy
"so we all kind of turned our attention to that."
Family Guy
"Look at us, Quagmire. We're making music, living the dream."
Family Guy
"my only creative outlet was picking hockey fights at work."
Family Guy
"Griffin, I need these shipping reports filled out by 5:00 today."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God! I got to go talk to him."
Family Guy
"Hey, Mr. Dylan, did the song Hey! Mr. Tambourine Man"
Family Guy
"spring from an actual experience"
Family Guy
"of not being able to get the attention of someone playing tambourine?"
Family Guy
"- Yes. - Wow."
Family Guy
"It's me, Lois."
Family Guy
"All right, backstage whore, here's the key to my hotel room."
Family Guy
"- You can flush the dump I left in there. - What?"
Family Guy
"I just want to squat and gobble Till I'm dizzy and I wobble"
Family Guy
"It was so friggin' good"
Family Guy
"Have you ever put butter on a Pop-Tart?"
Family Guy
"Have you ever put butter on a..."
Family Guy
"Have you ever put butter on a..."
Family Guy
"Pop-Tart!"
Family Guy
"- Hey, you guys were great. - Aw, thanks."
Family Guy
"Our company's gonna be around for at least three more weeks,"
Family Guy
"I'll need to discuss this with my associate."
Family Guy
"I don't know, it seems wrong to just dump Mort."
Family Guy
"He's our friend. Doesn't that matter?"
Family Guy
"Quagmire, you remember I told you about that dream I drew?"
Family Guy
"Okay, okay, I'm in."
Family Guy
"You got a deal."
Family Guy
"Great news, guys!"
Family Guy
"- Mort, you're fired. - What?"
Family Guy
"Sorry, Mort, but this is a cutthroat business."
Family Guy
"And we need someone tough in our corner."
Family Guy
"Come on, come on."
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"Disappear, disappear."
Family Guy
"Come on. Come on."
Family Guy
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