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Clips from Family Guy - Into Harmony's Way (S12E12)

"But where are those good old-fashioned values"
Family Guy
"We now return to Muppet Babies."
Family Guy
"Oh, hey, Quagmire."
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"You were far away! I didn't know what you were!"
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"Oh, you don't have to take your shoes off. Our house sucks."
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"Hey, come on!"
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"Ah! Ah! There's a bee in here!"
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"Okay, what do you got for a lyric?"
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"Alyssa Milano"
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"I like twins, unless they're Siamese"
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"There you go! Now we're jazzin'."
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"that works better if I don't hear men singing!"
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"We'll get some more down at Mort's."
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"I'd like a sandwich,"
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"Tough shit!"
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"and I've never heard that one before."
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"Well, you guys have got something special with those harmonies."
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"- You really think we're good? - Oh, yeah."
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"I even managed Earth, Wind, Fire & Pollen for a little while, but I had to give it up."
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"By 1975, the olives had control."
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"It was awful."
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"You've hit rock bottom."
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"I hate him so much I'm shaking!"
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"where the water does not crest above the dispenser?"
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"I can't poop in strange places"
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"Strange places"
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"To poop before my anus bleeds"
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"Home bowl, home bowl"
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"We got to celebrate like girls in their 20s!"
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"You got booked at the New England Music Festival?"
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"great things could happen without any hard work."
Family Guy
"Look, guys, I could really use this."
Family Guy
"What you doing with that doll?"
Family Guy
"We called him that because he used to like to, uh..."
Family Guy
"And to think, just last week,"
Family Guy
"Peter, check it out! It's Bob Dylan!"
Family Guy
"He is the greatest living overrated singer."
Family Guy
"Well, did you get his attention?"
Family Guy
"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Griffin and Quagmire!"
Family Guy
"Have you ever put butter on a Pop-Tart?"
Family Guy
"I don't want a giant penis or a rocket trip to Venus"
Family Guy
"In a butter, fruit and dough tart dream"
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"Pop-Tart!"
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"If you haven't then I think you should"
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"Pop-Tart!"
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"and we want to sign you."
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"Great! I'm gonna get you on tour. This is the beginning of something big."
Family Guy
"Yeah, well, I don't like what time is doing to you."
Family Guy
"Here you go, Dad. I emptied this out so it'd be easier to carry."
Family Guy
"And every stop is neatly planned for a poet and a one-man band"
Family Guy
"Will you stop giving him flu shots, man? We got a show to do!"
Family Guy
"Yesterday, I learned the difference between a train and a boat."
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"Train on the water, boat on a track"
Family Guy
"- It wasn't me. - We're the only two people in here!"
Family Guy
"This waitress is prettier than my wife"
Family Guy
"Come on, guys, you've been bickering all..."
Family Guy
"Wait, wait, Peter, you approved these without consulting me?"
Family Guy
"I can be giggity."
Family Guy
"Peter, those are guys."
Family Guy
"They have good ideas we can steal."
Family Guy
"Let's not make a scene. We're on TV."
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"No matter how big and round they are"
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"Parents are gross, parents are gross"
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"My pick's in here."
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"Come on!"
Family Guy
"Yup, there it goes again. I saw it! I totally saw it!"
Family Guy
"Don't ever fucking talk to me during my time!"
Family Guy
"It's been a great two months!"
Family Guy
"So, did you get a lot of trim on the road, Dad?"
Family Guy
"Oh, Quagmire."
Family Guy
"Lucky there's a family guy"
Family Guy
"Kill me! I'm in constant pain!"
Family Guy
"I accidentally made eye contact with a transvestite at a bar,"
Family Guy
"and he followed me home."
Family Guy
"You knew what you were staring at!"
Family Guy
"Get out of here, you mess!"
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"- You know you want me! - Shut up! Now go home!"
Family Guy
"- Nobody saw me come here! - I said, shut up!"
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"Oh, sure. Come on in, Quagmire."
Family Guy
"So, Quagmire, if you're some kind of big ladies' man,"
Family Guy
"how come I never see you wearing a necklace?"
Family Guy
"I, uh... That's not really my thing."
Family Guy
"I'll get you one."
Family Guy
"The guy wants to get you a necklace, let him get you a necklace!"
Family Guy
"Ah..."
Family Guy
"Can you take it up here?"
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"Wow, we sound amazing together!"
Family Guy
"You know, we should do something with this."
Family Guy
"Yeah, maybe we could open up a mattress store."
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"- Or we could try singing. - Yeah, singing, that's good!"
Family Guy
"Wow, finally, something in my life that makes me feel special."
Family Guy
"I mean, except for when I had those cow udders."
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"So, as you can see,"
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"the fiscal projections for the fourth quarter make this thing a slam dunk."
Family Guy
"Any questions?"
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"Not about my cow udders."
Family Guy
"All right, then, looks like we got ourselves a deal."
Family Guy
"This is cause for celebration."
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""I put a booger on a painting at the museum.""
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"All right, I got one."
Family Guy
"I knew you were gonna be hot"
Family Guy
"How about this?"
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"Every food tastes good with melted cheese"
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"Don't store your condoms in your billfold"
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"Those things don't work if they get dry and old"
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"Broken rubber"
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"Broken rubber!"
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"Guys, I'm trying to do something up here"
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"Oh, damn, we're out of paper."
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"But, Quagmire, we are on fire here!"
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"We're gonna be the best thing since sliced bread!"
Family Guy
"but I don't feel like eating two whole loaves of bread."
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"Hey, do you mind paying for this? I don't have any cash."
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"Sure, I'll just put it on my credit card."
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"I'm never gonna pay it back anyway."
Family Guy
"When they call I tell them I can't pay it back yet"
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"Or this Boba Fett!"
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"Credit card debt, credit card debt"
Family Guy
"What is that sound?"
Family Guy
"It's like two Mandy Patinkins walked into my store!"
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