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Clips from Family Guy - Into Harmony's Way (S12E12)

"Peter, I heard you fired Mort. He's your friend."
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"He's the one that got you to where you are today."
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"Lois, my transcendent talent got me to where I am."
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"Peter, I don't like what success is doing to you."
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"Droop, droop..."
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"All right, see you guys in two months."
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"Peter, you can't go away for two months now."
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"You'll miss Thanksgiving."
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"I'm sorry, but you're gonna have to choose between music and family."
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"If I choose family, does it have to be this family?"
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"Yes, Peter, this family. So make your choice."
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"Very well, this scavenger hunt will provide you with my answer."
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"Here it is, a penny from 1858!"
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"We're getting closer to our answer."
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"Wake up, Mom! He chose the music!"
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"You know, Quagmire,"
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"I feel kind of bad leaving the family like this with Thanksgiving coming up."
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"I mean, if I'm not there, who's gonna carve the turkey?"
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"Ah, Quagmire, it's cool, it's cool."
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"This is the doctor that killed Michael Jackson."
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"I wrote this song before that."
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"Train on the water, boat on a track"
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"We'll sail around the world by ship I'll slip her one big purple tip"
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"But first I'll kill my family with a knife"
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"Yes, he's gonna kill his family with a knife"
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"Irregardless of this waitress I will kill them with a knife"
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"Hold it, hold it. Stop the tape!"
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"You gonna fart in this airtight booth all night?"
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"Bobby, can you play back Peter's track?"
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"Ah, thank God."
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"We got the album covers that Peter approved."
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"I can be goo."
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"I can be giggity."
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"I can be goo."
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"Hey, Quagmire, wake up. I got us twins."
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"Hell, yeah, the Winklevoss twins."
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"Peter, quit screwing around! We're about to go on national television."
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"Now, please welcome our very special musical guests,"
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"Griffin and Quagmire."
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"Wait, Quagmire, you got something on your face."
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"Ah! Damn it, Peter, that was my eyebrow!"
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"You never should look at your mother's boobies"
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"You never should look at your daddy's penis"
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"When he's walking down the hall on Sunday morn"
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"It'll make you wish you weren't even born"
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"Parents are gross, parents are gross..."
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"All right, that's it!"
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"There! You see your pick now?"
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"I actually don't. The floor has a lot of textures."
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"All right, we're done! Do you hear me? I quit!"
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"Hey, your makeup lady was crying earlier. What was that about?"
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"This is my time."
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"Meg, could you zip up your fly? That's kind of wafting over here."
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"I can't poop in strange places..."
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"I'm so sorry that I left my family"
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"And that I decided to roam"
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"Look, I'm sorry for being a jerk, and letting a little fame go to my head."
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"Chris, that's inappropriate."
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"Quagmire?"
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"I was, but then I thought, "What was Simon without Garfunkel?""
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"Wildly successful?"
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"Yeah, but all that success would mean nothing if I lost my best friend."
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"And I'm glad to be here."
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"'Cause everyone knows that life after being famous is even better than it was before."
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"Let me just grab my stuff off the bus."
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"On which we used to rely?"
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"Piggy, I don't think Kermie Junior is doing so well."
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"Please don't."
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"- Ah! - Ah!"
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"When you were nine"
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"Tomorrow I may buy myself a dining room set"
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"I got addicted to olives. They were everywhere."
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"What has happened to you, Mort Goldman?"
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"It's as though I'm watched by strange faces"
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"It's why I never roam"
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"Excuse me, I just want to grab one of those newspapers."
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"Strangers"
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"Home bowl, home bowl"
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"Poop before my anus bleeds"
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"Well, I guess no one cares about our music."
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"Paralyzed by the Dashboard Light."
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"We own five houses."
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"It's so friggin' good"
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"I don't want to win the lottery"
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"So I put butter on a Pop-Tart"
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"If you haven't, then I think you should"
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"Everybody, come along with us!"
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"- It's so friggin'good - Yeah!"
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"With butter!"
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"My name's Ricky. I'm with Sony Records."
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"- Yeah? - We're halfway there."
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"I think if we do this, we'll get the giraffe."
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"I may have gotten you booked at a horse's birthday party."
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"Come on. Come on."
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"- Hey, Chris, you ready with my luggage? - Luggage? For what?"
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"You're right, it is easier. Good thinking, son."
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"I don't understand!"
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"Train on the water, boat on a track"
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"You'll end up seeing something you don't wanna"
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"Come... It just skipped right over the strings!"
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"Peter, what are you doing here?"
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"I thought you were still out on the road."
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"Do you... You think you can forgive me?"
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"Is violence in movies and sex on TV"
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"I don't care, I'm not driving."
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"- Is that anything? - Maybe, maybe."
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"A singer, huh?"
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"Joe, you're not in the group."
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"We're going on tour, Lois."
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"On a tour of one-night stands"
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"This waitress is prettier than my wife"
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"Now, everyone hurry up and eat so we can go risk our lives at Wal-Mart."
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"Meg, keep painting!"
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"Well, I'm glad to have you back home for Thanksgiving, Peter."
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"And it must be original, because I know every song about money,"
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"'Cause I have $30,000 in credit card debt"
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"Train on the water, boat on a track"
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"Hey, you got room for another?"
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"Oh!"
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"Like Indonesian kickboxer Agoose Banwatti."
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