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Clips from South Park - The List (S11E11)

"As she makes her way through Hallway 3,"
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"When she stops and turns to Craig in the hallway,"
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"Butters will run up and kick her in the balls."
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"Okay!"
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"Once Butters kicks her in the balls,"
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"and Kenny will swoop in from Corridor 3-Delta"
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"What you do that for?"
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"Bail, bail!"
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"Okay, our mission failed, but we've learned a lot."
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"They sure don't."
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"Nevermind because we are going to Plan B."
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"When Nelly leaves the cafeteria for recess,"
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"Kenny will jump in front of her and spit on the ground."
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"You think maybe girls keep their balls on the inside of their tummies?"
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"Butters, we're done talking about girls balls right now! Pay attention!"
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"- We got it! We got it! - We got the list from the girls!"
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"Give that back, you dirty buttholes!"
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"Tape it to the wall, Kenny! Jason, watch the door!"
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"It's listed in order from cutest to ugliest."
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"Clyde's number one."
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"Me? I'm the cutest?"
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"- And then Token and then me. - I'm number two? Wow!"
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"Come on, let me see! Let me see!"
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"Oh, so big deal, guys! Do you feel better now?"
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"Clyde's the best-looking kid in the class."
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"And then Token and Stan."
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"Me?"
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"You're last, dude!"
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"- Cartman, lay off! You're next to last. - So? I'm hotter than Kyle."
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"I'm last? Last?"
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"Dude, it's just a stupid list, remember?"
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"I got voted the ugliest boy in whole class?"
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"Who cares what dumb girls think, right?"
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"- Well, good for you, Butters. - Way to go, champ."
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"Whoopie!"
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"Kyle, what's the matter? You barely touched your knishes."
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"The girls at school. They made a list and voted me the ugliest boy."
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"What? That's ridiculous. My little bubbeleh is adorable!"
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"but I-I didn't think I was the very ugliest."
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"You're not ugly, Kyle. You're my perfect little man."
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"Oh God! I do?"
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"Kyle, you are very handsome and perfect in every way."
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"You all think I'm ugly."
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"Jesus Christ, the least you could have done is told me!"
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"Kyle, come back here!"
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"I'm better-looking than you!"
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"The girls think I'm better-looking than you, Kyle!"
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"Dude, Kyle. Can you hear me?"
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"They totally think I'm hotter than you are."
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"Kyle!"
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"Kyle, I'm more attractive."
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"Kyle?"
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"Clyde, it's time to be getting to bed."
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"Hey, what's going on?"
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"What's going on? Hey."
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"Oh yeah, hey, wassup? What's going on?"
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"Nice."
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"- Hey, what's going on? - Hey, Clyde."
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"- Hey. - Hi, Clyde."
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"What's going on?"
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"Hey, ugly!"
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"Hey, Kyle."
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"You know, Abraham Lincoln was super ugly too,"
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"but look what he accomplished."
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"Chin up, cowboy."
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"- Hey, what's going on? - Oh, not much, just hanging around--"
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"Hey, nice, nice ears. Pizza Face!"
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"Butters, that's not cool, man. He can't help how he looks."
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"Kyle, I was going to suggest that maybe you should..."
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"hang out with the other ugly kids in the school."
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"Because if you hang out with them, you won't stand out so much. Right?"
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"Cool."
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"Hey."
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"Hello."
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"Are you going to eat your pickle?"
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"I hate coming to this school. It makes me angry."
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"Yeah."
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"Burn the whole school down to the ground!"
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"No. You know what? Screw this! We aren't ugly!"
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"Maybe we all just need a little image change, you know? Like a makeover."
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"Hey, yeah."
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"Let's just put those back on."
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"- Wendy. Could I talk to you? - Of course, Stan."
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"Just for a minute. Over here."
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"You think he's gonna beg her to come back to him?"
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"Yeah well, I wanna talk to you about this list you girls made."
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"The one where you rated the boys' looks in the class."
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"Look, it really messed Kyle up, okay? How could you vote him the ugliest?"
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"My vote was for Eric Cartman."
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"But enough of the other girls must have felt he was--"
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"So it was unanimous. Maybe you can just change the list."
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"It's just not something we do flippantly."
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"There's protocol!"
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"and find out why they voted Kyle last?"
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"All right, I'll try and get you into our next list-making meeting."
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"But it won't be easy."
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"Rebecca moves we work on List 47D. Does that sparkle with all the girls?"
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"Deliberating "Which Girl Has The Cutest Purse"?"
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"Milly has the floor."
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"If it pleases and sparkles,"
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"I would like to submit that Jennifer's purse is by far the cutest."
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"I don't think anyone here disagrees that Jennifer's purse is cuter than Teresa's,"
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"but it doesn't make it the cutest."
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"The committee has already decided"
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"Sunshine Sparkle Wendy has the floor."
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"If it pleases and sparkles, I would like to suggest that we..."
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"That we reopen last week's list for debate."
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"Is she crazy?"
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"All right, come before the Rainbow Railing."
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"Go ahead."
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"You thought you should be number one?"
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"No."
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"Let me assure you that no list is made hastily by this committee."
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"He was just saying maybe we should open it up again for discussion."
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"I cannot, by Sparkle Law, move to have an old list investigated."
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"However, if you can find recourse for such an inquiry, Wendy,"
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"I would review it."
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"Do not burn down the school, Kyle."
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"- Who said that? - I did."
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"- Do you know who I am? - Abraham Lincoln?"
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