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Clips from South Park - The List (S11E11)

"Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation,"
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"I'm heading on down to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind,"
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"So come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine,"
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"that rates every boy's looks from cutest to ugliest."
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"- So who do they say is the cutest? - I don't know."
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"They can't do that. Who are they to judge us on how we look?"
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"Yeah, Kyle's right. Screw it, we have better things to worry about."
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"Oh please, I don't think so, Craig! Chicks think I'm way hotter than you!"
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"You guys, do you really care what a bunch of girls"
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"Screw that, dude! We're guys. We can outthink them."
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"That chick Nelly is the one who's in charge of holding the list, right?"
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"Neato!"
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"That's our best time to strike."
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"Craig will be ready with a distraction device here."
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"she'll fall to the floor, dropping the Pee Chee,"
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"Hey, what's your problem, asshole?"
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"Primarily that girls do not have balls."
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"One that I call "Operation: Cannot Possibly Fail A Second Time.""
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"Oh boy! I'm number 11! Whoopie! Number 11!"
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"What?! That's bullcrap!"
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"And last is Francis, Cartman, and..."
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"- No way. - Yes way! Check it out!"
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"I'm better looking than Kyle! Yes! I'm hotter than Kyle!"
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"I'm hotter than Kyle!"
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"Mom, Dad! I'm not the ugliest kid in the class! Kyle Broflovski is!"
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"Well, guess we don't have to ground him."
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"Look, I know I'm not the best-looking guy in town,"
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"You look just like your father."
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"But he has his mother's nose."
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"Ike, Ike, you have to be honest. Am I ugly, yes or no?"
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"Look man, it doesn't matter what people think, okay?"
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"Could somebody toss the football back? It's over there next to the ugly kids."
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"Sometimes, I just want to burn it down."
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"- We're not? - No!"
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"Like you! Maybe you just need to let your hair down."
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"And let's see how you look without those glasses."
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"I know, that song is so awesome."
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"This is a nice surprise. I thought you were never speaking to me again."
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"Which one? We make lists all the time."
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"Look, personally, I didn't vote him the ugliest."
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"Change the list? Do you have any idea what that would take?"
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"Maybe you don't understand how important list-making is to girls!"
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"Can't we just talk to all the girls who made the list"
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"If it pleases and sparkles, I suggest we continue deliberations on List 47D:"
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"Which Girl Has The Cutest Purse?"
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"Sunshine."
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"Definitely cuter than Teresa's."
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"that nothing with stripes can be in the top five cutest purses."
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"Is she actually crazy?"
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"I was just thinking that maybe you voted a little"
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"hastily on the cutest boy?"
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"He didn't mean that."
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"Does that sparkle with all the girls?"
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"Sunshine."
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"They all laugh at me!"
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"And the girls giggle behind my back!"
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"Unable to even glance at my disfigured face."
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"Burning down the school will not solve your problems."
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"that she learned she was actually about as interesting and special,"
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"something kids who are hot rarely develop."
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"Now that he knows he's good-looking,"
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"No, Rebecca's just a friend. I wanna be with you now."
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"- You must be patient. - Just take me home!"
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"Wait a minute. Wait, Stan, I think I've got something!"
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"seven girls gave Clyde a glitter rating of only one sparkle."
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"It doesn't add up."
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"Six of the girls I've talked to didn't vote Clyde the cutest."
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"Just back off and stop asking questions!"
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"One canister of propane, six cans of lighter fluid,"
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"seven gallons of high-octane kerosene and a box of matches."
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"That's why we had to manipulate the votes,"
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"No. Not Bebe."
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"When the other girls find out you ignored their votes, they're gonna--"
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"I don't think so!"
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"It didn't sparkle with all the girls. We have the real list."
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"That's about far enough! Give me that list, Wendy!"
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"which moved Jimmy down and moved Jason up!"
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"Here, Kyle."
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""The List""
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"I'm going down to South Park, gonna have myself a time,"
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"Fellas! Fellas! It's--Oh my god!"
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"You're not gonna believe this!"
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"Dude, Butters, calm down."
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"I was talking to Pete Wetchney and he said that Danny Chadwick"
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"said that his sister told him that the girls in our class have a list"
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"- Who do they say is the ugliest? - I don't know. It's like a girl thing."
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"They won't let anybody see the list but them."
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"Yeah. You think they rate us just for looks"
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"or they take personality into account?"
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"If it's just looks then I think I'm safe."
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"You guys, who cares if the girls make some stupid list?"
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"Girls make dumb lists all the time."
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"You're just saying that because you know you're gonna be very last on the list!"
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"You don't think they put the fat tub of lard at the bottom?"
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"No, because chicks know I'm not fat! I'm buff."
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"They probably put you at the bottom of the list"
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"because you have fucked up teeth!"
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"Or Kenny 'cause he's poor."
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"They didn't put me at the bottom, did they?"
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"Kenny, face it: Girls don't wanna eat Pop Tarts"
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"for dinner every night when they get married."
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"You don't think they said I'm the ugliest boy in the class, do ya?"
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"Well if they did, my parents will ground me."
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"have to say about how you rank in looks?"
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"- All right, Bebe, let's see the list. - What?"
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"You know what I'm talking about, bitch!"
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"The list where you rate the looks of each boy in the class!"
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"That's not for boys to look at!"
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"It's a secret girl list and you can't see it."
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"Craig is on the bottom, right?"
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"Or is it Kenny because you'd be eating Pop Tarts for dinner if you married him?"
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"I'm not telling! And anyway, I'm not the list keeper, Nelly is."
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"And Nelly will never let you look at it, so there!"
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"Fuck you, Bebe! Fuck you, bitch!"
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"Well, I guess we're never gonna get that list from the girls."
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"All right, here's what we know."
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"She apparently keeps it in a purple Pee Chee folder"
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"and we need a plan to get it from her."
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"This is what I call: "Operation: Cannot Possibly Fail""
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"At 1 PM tomorrow, Nelly will have to walk from Home Ec to Social Studies."
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