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Clips from Family Guy - Brian's Got a Brand New Bag (S08E08)

"Lucky there's a family guy"
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"All the things that make us"
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"He's a family guy"
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"Everybody else!"
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"Oh, my God! Road House!"
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"Road House."
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"It's not a bar..."
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"- Here's your burger, sir. - Thank you."
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"Okay, that is the last time you are gonna pull that crap!"
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"Road House. Peter, for God's sakes!"
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"If you're gonna do that, at least aim for my nipples."
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"Road House."
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"Guys ask her out all the time and I think she loses track."
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"I'm safe and all, you know? I get an AIDS test once every three months."
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"And not because I..."
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"'"Dear Brian,"
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"Well, I think I've been humiliated enough for one evening."
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"Just let me get my purse and we can go."
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"Never."
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"Did you always know that's what you wanted to do?"
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"Really? Anything I've seen?"
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"- Should we go upstairs? - Sounds good to me."
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"That's right, Shia. Give me all you've got."
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"Okay, the coast is clear."
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"- What? - What do I think? She's 100!"
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"How about you, Rita? You remember your first dessert?"
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"Oh, Brian. Yes! Yes, Brian, I'll marry you!"
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"Here's Mrs. Garrett."
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"She's 50, Stewie! She's not an old woman."
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"It says "Murray Hill 4185." That's not enough numbers!"
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"and you won't have any more problems."
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"Oh. Is the soup ready?"
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"Do it, Brian. Do it."
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"Oh. Weird. You want to have sex in the bathroom?"
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"I had a moment of weakness today, but, in a way, it's all right"
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"You can rationalize it any way you want,"
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"- Here? - Leave them on the chifforobe."
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"Is violence in movies and sex on TV"
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"Why are they selling all those DVDs so cheap?"
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"I have high hopes for this. I had a Clif Bar before we started."
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"I thought they were coming after us."
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"All right, everyone. All DVDs are a dollar and everything must go."
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"Come on in."
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"Please be here. Please be here."
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"Oh, sweet mother of God! There you are!"
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"I'll watch you with the lights off."
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"Like I would dare."
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"- You're getting Dan in Real Life? - What? I heard it's good."
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"No, I get it. He's resting his head on pancakes."
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"It looks hilarious."
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"The joke, of course, being that one wouldn't generally do that,"
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"were there a pillow available."
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"- I want to buy this! - Great."
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"And as a bonus, I'll throw in What Dreams May Come with Robin Williams."
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"- No, thank you. - No charge."
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"- I do not want it. - But it's free, sir."
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"If that DVD even touches Road House, I will kill you."
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"Don't worry. Someday, someone will come and take you home for their very own."
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"Maybe far away"
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"Or maybe real nearby"
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"He may be pouring her coffee"
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"She may be straightening his tie"
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"Help! Somebody!"
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"Not while my scrotum is pressed up against my stomach"
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"in these jeans, they won't."
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"That was awesome, and its message is timeless."
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"Peter, the only message in that movie is"
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"that every problem in life can be solved by kicking."
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"Oh, my God! Brian, you're right."
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"Peter, I'm joking."
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"- What did you say to me? - Peter, what are you doing?"
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"What the hell?"
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"You're not gonna talk to me like that in my bar!"
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"Oh, that's right. Cleveland moved."
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"Sir, I need another $1.25."
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"Is that right?"
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"Keep the change. Road House."
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"- You hear me? - Yes!"
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"Do you hear me?"
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"Yes!"
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"And you are gonna hold down that football until Charlie Brown kicks it."
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"You got that?"
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"- Yes. - Go ahead, Charlie."
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"And you know what else?"
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"I did some checking around. You're not a licensed therapist."
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"Road House."
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"You know, it's still early, Peter."
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"What do you say we horse around a little, huh?"
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"I think I can get on board with that."
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"Oh, yeah!"
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"Road House."
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"Road House."
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"Wait. Why are you taking the back way home? There are so many turns."
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"Road House."
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"Road House."
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"- Road House. - Oh, my God!"
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"- Are you all right? - Yeah. I'm fine. Sorry."
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"I wasn't really looking where I was going."
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"- Probably a little blame on our side, too. Road House?"
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"Well, I guess we're just lucky nobody got hurt."
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"Yeah. Yeah. I agree."
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"But, you know, I sort of have one other problem."
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"- Maybe you can help me out. - What's that?"
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"I have a dinner reservation for two tonight at Dominic's, and it's just me."
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"I see your problem. I think I might be able to help."
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"Ma'am, you want me to kick those dents out for you?"
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"Peter, we've had complaints from all over town."
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"You're gonna have to stop with the kicking."
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"might have something to say about that."
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"Ghost."
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"- Can I help you? - Hi, I'm Brian."
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"I'm here to pick up Nicole."
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"Oh, hi. I'm Rita, her mom."
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"You must be the one she had that fender bender with."
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"Well, I got to meet Nicole, so I prefer to think of it as a happy accident."
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"- Is she ready? - Oh, well..."
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"Unfortunately, she left for dinner with another guy about half an hour ago."
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"What? We had a date."
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"Yeah. I'm afraid that's Nicole. She's 21 and gorgeous."
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"Oh, for God's sake!"
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