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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - Dennis Gets Divorced (S06E06)

"We're married. I'm already home, silly."
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"- But you're saying that you don't have a job. - No job."
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"Hey-o!"
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"Texting me again. This is pathetic."
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"Guys. Guys, guys, guys, guys."
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"All this talk about marriage and Dee being such a whore has got me thinking."
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"- Right now? - Yeah! Immediately!"
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"But that's not really how you drive a motorcycle."
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"- Yeah, but you're not really driving a motorcycle. - It's my thing, okay?"
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"- Look at this. We're married. - Yeah."
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"Dee, I gave you a car."
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"- # The boys are back in town # - # Boys are back in town #"
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"'Cause I remember marrying Maureen Ponderosa."
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"- The guy from C.S.I. - - Go! She means business."
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"- Sorry. You want to have sex? - What? No."
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"It's not really any of my business. But this is really bumming me out, okay?"
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"Now hear me out. It was kind of a gift."
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"I feel like now we can set aside our differences and settle this whole divorce pretty amicably."
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"- So I sort of had to call you - - Hey, hey, I-I miss you too, bud."
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"Remember, the bigger man walks away first."
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"Well, you should like 'em. I put a lot of work into 'em."
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"If I didn't know any better..."
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"One."
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"It was fun. Hey, Mac."
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"But keep my hands out of the shot. I'll put 'em down here."
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"That was all- That was all this guy."
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"- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Definitely. - Yep."
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"Oh, uh, I'm sorry. What are you doing here?"
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"- Okay. - Did you get the apartment back?"
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"- Yes. - Okay."
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"Hey! Hi."
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"Come back to bed and snuggle with me."
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"Oh. I wish I could, but I got to go to work."
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"But there's cab fare on the nightstand."
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"That's the third morning in a row you've done that."
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"Right. Y-You're here. We're married, and that's cool."
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"I'm psyched, dude. That's great. So you're- Yeah. Okay."
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"Well, you could use the cab fare to get to work."
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"- Oh, I don't work. - Oh."
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"Okay. I just thought maybe you weren't going to work recently..."
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"because we were going through a little bit of a honeymoon phase."
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"- No job at all. - Mmm."
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"- Wow. - All yours."
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"- All mine. All mine all the time. - All the time."
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"So, that's cool though. You can just hang out here, I guess..."
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"and sort of get used to the lay of the land or whatever."
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"Although don't go snooping around too much."
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"'Cause this has all happened very fast and I haven't really had time to do a pass yet."
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"Don't- Don't look in those drawers."
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"What- What's in those drawers?"
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"My sex tapes. Yeah."
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"- All right, I got to go to work. - I love you."
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"I love you too, Maureen."
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"Uhh!"
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"Okay. Look, dude."
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"All I'm saying is that you started off our domestic partnership..."
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"on some very shaky, uh - very bullshitty ground, dude."
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"And I'm saying, Charlie, you should get over it, move on."
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"You signed the prenup. Case closed."
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"You told me it was the phone bill, man. Of course I signed it."
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"Why would you think that you needed to sign a phone bill?"
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"Uh- I can't keep track of our financial comings and goings."
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"When he hands me something to sign and it's about money and papers, I sign it."
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"Look who got a brand-new car."
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"I'm still a little bit confused as to why in the hell you two got married in the first place."
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"Yeah, Charlie gets health insurance, and I get diddly squat."
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"He's gonna get some perks. He doesn't trust me."
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"Why in the hell are you bathing yourself in the sink?"
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"Because I don't have a home anymore."
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"- This is where I take a shower. This is where I live, Dennis."
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"Uh, no, I did not. Should I have?"
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"Should you have? You are screwed!"
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"Typical. This is so typical."
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"My God! Dee, you clearly have something you want to say. So let's just get it over with."
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"Oh, no. No, it's no big deal. It's just Bill Ponderosa."
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"He's, like, obsessed with me now or something."
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"He's texting me all the time. He calls me, like, nonstop. He bought me a new car."
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"Dee, are you seriously bragging about sleeping with a married man?"
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"Yeah, one second you're on your high horse about how great marriage is..."
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"and now you're destroying one?"
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"- I'm not the one who's married. I didn't do anything wrong. - You let him buy you a car."
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"Well, Frank, I'm not gonna go passing on free cars."
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"I never got a bachelor party. We should go to the strip club."
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"And since you would have been my best man, you should probably throw it for me. Yeah."
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"What? No way, dude. I'm so pissed at you for throwing me out of the apartment."
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"Yeah, and I'm still pretty pissed about you not throwing me a bachelor party."
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"So this way I figure we'll be even."
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"I'm ready for this. Being married to Charlie's got me all confused."
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"I gotta get my hetero on."
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"# Wanna get dirty Dirty #"
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"# I'm gonna make your body hot, girl #"
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"# Make you sweat #"
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"# I'm gonna give you the time of your life, yeah #"
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"I like that move. What is that, a little motorcycle?"
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"That's pretty- Yeah, not like that though."
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"It's pretty good. But you gotta use a little bit more shoulder."
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"I like the way he's doing it."
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"- All right. - If you're not gonna take it seriously..."
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"- Then don't do it. - I felt like I was doing it pretty good."
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"I feel like you're taking it too seriously."
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"- Let's not fight. It's a bachelor party. - Oh!"
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"I got a text. I got a text from the woman. "Miss you.""
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"I'll just write back "Miss you too.""
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"Now do I write the word "too," or should I write the number "2"?"
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"- What's the best way to do that when we're texting? - Who cares, dude?"
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"I'll do the word."
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"Okay, great! Frank, what's with the purse?"
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"This is my money bag. I'm gonna make it rain, baby."
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"Whoa! Hold on. Make it rain? What is that? You're gonna chuck money everywhere? Don't do that."
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"- Will you lighten up? - I'd like to make it rain. Can I make it rain, Mac?"
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"Why are you asking me?"
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"Fine. Excuse me. Hi."
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"What is the recommended amount of money for one to make it rain?"
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"I'd say at least a thousand."
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"How much would it cost for this gentleman and I to get a nice couple's dance?"
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"Uh, sorry. You have to be a couple for that."
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"We are a couple. Charlie, documents."
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"- All right, this is what it was all for. - Mm-hmm."
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"Oh, you guys are cute. You're still gonna have to pay full price."
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"- Screw this. I'm gonna go make it rain. - All right."
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