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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - Dennis Gets Divorced (S06E06)

"Let's go. I'm your husband. Give me some money."
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"- Here it is. - What is this?"
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"I'm tightening the purse strings on this relationship..."
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"until there's a little bit of give-and-take."
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"You know what? Keep your money. I don't need your little allowance."
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"We'll see."
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"Oh, "miss you more." That's classic Maureen right there."
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"She's always got to one-up me for some - some reason."
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"And so I'll write back what?"
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"I don't care."
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""Miss you most. " Most. Can't get more than most, right?"
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"So that should - that should be the end of it, right?"
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"So I hope so."
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"Oh, man. You just cannot get enough, huh?"
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"Sorry for just showing up, but you weren't responding to my texts."
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"No, I totally get it. Once you pop, you can't stop, am I right?"
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"Actually, I came clean to my wife, and she kicked me out of the house."
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"- Ooh. Ouch. - Yeah."
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"Bet you wish you could take that one back, huh?"
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"So I was thinking maybe I could stay here tonight."
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"- Oh. - Well, you are somewhat responsible for this."
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"No. No, no, no, no. Can't you stay in a hotel or something?"
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"I would, but she froze my assets."
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"Yikes. Shit's getting pretty real for you, huh?"
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"But nonetheless, uh, I really, like I said, I don't want you in my space."
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"So there's got to be a lot of other places that you could stay..."
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"that aren't, you know, here."
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"- Oh, you're gonna jam the car in my face, huh? - Mmm."
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"Come in."
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"Thanks."
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"# The boys are back in town #"
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"# Da da da da da #"
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"# Da da da da da da da da da #"
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"# The boys are back in town #"
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"Hey!"
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"What are you doing? It is 2:00 in the morning. I was sleeping, Dennis."
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"That's cool. Well, you're up now, baby girl. So let's do some shots!"
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"No. I don't drink. You know that. I think it makes people look ugly."
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"- I - - Maybe I should go to my room."
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"That is not your room anymore. It is my craft studio. So kindly stay out of there."
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"- Don't freak, dude. It's-It's all good, dude. - What?"
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"She turned it into her craft studio where she makes terrible sweatshirts..."
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"out of cats, or puts cats in sweatshirts..."
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"and then I'm, like, dude, what the hell did you do?"
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"What? Dennis, do not talk to me that way. I am your wife."
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"Please show me some respect in front of your friends."
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"Uh, you know what? I'm not entirely certain that you are my wife."
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"And you are no Maureen Ponderosa."
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"That doesn't even - I don't know what that- What?"
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"- Divorce! - What? What did you just say?"
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"I will divorce you, Maureen. I'll do it."
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"Okay, you're drunk. Why don't we just go to bed -"
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"I'm not drunk. I'm more sober than I've ever been in my entire life."
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"Okay, I'm a little bit drunk - I'm totally drunk, but my mind is sober."
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"And my mind's telling me the following:"
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"I don't love you, Maureen. I don't love you. I never loved you."
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"You're annoying, and you're strange."
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"I don't know what to say."
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"Don't say anything. 'Cause every time you open your mouth, I'm, like, ohh!"
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"It's like her breath is, like, always so bad."
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"It's like a dead tooth - It's the dead tooth."
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"I'm saying it now. I'll say it. You have a dead tooth. You realize that, right?"
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"And I hate it! And it's annoying!"
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"I want you and your boy toy out of my apartment now!"
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"I'm the boy toy."
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"You're my boy toy. No, I'm not gonna leave our apartment -"
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"Or should I say my apartment - 'cause it's my apartment."
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"Oh, yeah? How about if you guys don't leave..."
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"I call the cops and I tell them you beat me?"
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"What in the hell are you talking about? I didn't touch you."
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"What-What - What are you doing? What is that?"
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"- I recognize that. What is that? - Oh, shit!"
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"That's from - That's from Fear, dude."
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"- Oh, that's Marky Mark. - That's Marky Mark."
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"That's what Marky Mark does. He does that. And then, um -"
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"Oh, shit, and then the cops come and he gets -"
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"- The police think that William Peterson - - And he gets it."
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"- She means business. - Oh, shit. Oh, shit."
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"Oh, my God."
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"- You are really making yourself at home here, huh? - Yeah."
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"No. God, no. Please close your legs up. That's -"
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"Listen, I-I don't want to get into your personal life, you know what I mean?"
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"So here's what I'd like to do. I'd like to talk game plan with you, okay?"
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"And number one, and most importantly, uh, the car."
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"So it'd be pretty rude of you to try and -"
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"- I don't give a shit about the car, okay? My life is in ruins. - Mm-hmm."
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"- I'm gonna lose my kids. - Okay, great."
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"Now secondly - and this is gonna be kind of hard to hear -"
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"but, um, get out!"
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"Get out!"
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"You gotta go back to your wife, okay, and get out of my place!"
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"Okay, well, I'm gonna need the car to get over there."
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"Well, the car's off the table, okay?"
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"We just discussed the car and we came to an agreement that - Stop bringing up the car, okay?"
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"So I'll get dressed and I'll drive you over there and I'll drop you off."
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"- Okay. - Okay. Well, get up."
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"Oh, God. I don't- I don't - Okay, I'm gonna go in here. Jesus."
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"You know, I wouldn't have imagined the whole thing going down the way it did."
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"It was a little uncomfortable. I'm glad we got our little "heart-to-heart" -"
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"or whatever you want to call it - out of the way."
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"- You think it's gonna be that easy, dude? - Well, yeah, of course."
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"I mean, marriage and divorce these days is like more of a formality than anything else."
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"It's just sort of something that you do, right?"
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"Don't snap at me, Charlie! You bring nothing to the table!"
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"- I bring nothing to the table! - You bring nothing to the table!"
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"Oh, really? Do you ever stop for one second and think about..."
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""Hey, hey, where do all of the groceries come from..."
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""Oh, how did my laundry get so clean?""
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"Nobody washes the dishes! We eat the food directly off the coffee table and you know it!"
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"I cannot stand being married to you!"
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"You can't stand it? I'm gonna pull the plug."
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"- You're gonna flush our marriage down the toilet? - Right down the toilet!"
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"- Flush it, big boy! - Yes! There we go!"
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"- Flush it down the toilet 'cause I don't care! - Oh, yeah?"
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"I'm gonna pull the plug, but first I'm gonna draw up some documents."
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"This is gonna be an ugly-ass divorce. We're gonna get a mediator."
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"Okay, I got it. We'll get that idiot lawyer that helps us out. He does good by us."
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"- Also, you need a lawyer too. We should talk about that. - I need a lawyer? For what?"
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"How are you not grasping this situation?"
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"- Oh, for the divorce. Yeah. - The divorce."
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