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Clips from The Dukes of Hazzard (1979) - Limo One Is Missing (S01E01)

"You dumb dipstick."
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"This one will really make your teeth itch."
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"The main road into Hazzard County ain't exactly the Pennsylvania Turnpike."
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"But occasionally it makes up in quality what it lacks in volume."
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"so he can use it while he's down there."
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"And we could all use some coffee."
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"-FiII her up? -Good. Thank you."
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"Making eyes at Daisy Duke just goes to prove..."
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"I stiII say what you need is a good scare."
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"You're the prettiest thing I've ever seen."
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"Big Mama, you mind if I just sit on your Iap for a minute?"
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"And blessed with the most talented hot-wiring fingers in Hazzard County..."
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"it wasn't long before nature took its course."
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"Get on it. Quick."
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"100, 1 10...."
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"I wish to heck I hadn't."
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"Dead end. You thinking what I'm thinking?"
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"Like aIways."
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"You think so?"
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"You know, they reaIIy fIy nice."
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"You know those auto thieves who've been working the county the Iast few months?"
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"Yeah. No."
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"No."
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"-You know what they've done? -No."
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"Limo One?"
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"Those idiots stoIe the President's car?"
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"Lots."
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"Old Boss is quicker at finding angles to help himself than anyone in this county."
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"before the peopIe from Washington do."
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"So I can return it to the President myseIf."
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"I'm going to frame his Ietter and hang it on this waII."
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"-With a IittIe Iight shining right on it. -Just twinkIe, twinkIe."
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"and that's a fooI. And this famiIy has two of them."
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"you made yourseIves part and parceI to a feIony?"
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"The President's car is stoIen in Hazzard County."
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"And you make sure he Ieaves that car somewhere where it'II be found."
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"This is a forgotten road to the old abandoned mining town of Choctaw."
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"But Boss had kept up with the times."
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"Take her in."
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"Now this here secret establishment is called a chop shop."
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"And there ain't a bite of meat on the premises."
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"because he'd want a cut."
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"Where are you jackasses hiding the President's Iimo?"
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"The kind of man he is, he wouId phone."
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"-You know what I got her up to? -What?"
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"Yes, sir, Sheriff. OnIy you ain't using the correct radio procedure."
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"Enos, it'II do in a pinch, which is what I want you to do."
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"Over."
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"We got to fiII her up and get her out of here fast."
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"Afraid it's too Iate for that."
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"I'm Iooking for the President's Iimousine."
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"Sheriff CoItrane, he thinks it might be."
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"Anyway, I don't see how he couId have Iost such a big thing Iike that."
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"Sure don't, Daisy."
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"You ain't checked the other side of the barn yet."
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"This way..."
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"I Iike that. Thanks, Luke."
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"Daisy, I toId you to quit that!"
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"UncIe Jesse never said anything about bikinis."
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"Take care, guys."
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"Enos, this is Sheriff Rosco."
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"Don't y'aII worry about oId Rosco none."
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"I don't beIieve I said that."
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"you must have been in hiding."
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"Forget that bunch, wiII you?"
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"WouId you mind hoIding that off for a whiIe..."
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"It ain't, no."
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"-You dipstick. -I'm sorry."
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"I hate you."
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"That oId boat sure don't run very far on a gaIIon of gas."
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"for more gas and a coupIe of ''I toId you so's'' from Jesse."
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"That has to be..."
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"-They wiII testify. -To what?"
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"They don't have to."
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"That's just your word against theirs."
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"He'd throw me out. OId goat."
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"UncIe Jesse, we can expIain the whoIe thing."
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"You get that car out of there right now, and get it out quick."
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"Cooter had the idea to siphon some gas out..."
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"and stick it in the Iimo."
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"Sheriff, Daisy just spotted me and took off Iike a hen in a foxhouse."
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"I'm foIIowing in siIent pursuit down WeatherIy Road."
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"I didn't mean to."
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"We've got to get him some heIp. Come on, buddy."
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"Now, that is right neighborIy."
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"But you're the ones who need the heIp."
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"This sure is my Iucky day."
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"Just Iook what you boys are driving."
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"Let's cut this short. Back up, before somebody gets hurt."
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"Come on, this way. Move it."
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"Business?"
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"Anyhow, we got rid of that Iimousine."
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"and get himseIf into a whoIe Iot of troubIe. Come on."
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"There is no other way they couId have gone, except maybe...."
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"The Choctaw Road turnoff."
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"Ain't nothing up there but oId beer cans and rattIesnakes."
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"-Shotgun! -You aIways get the shotgun."
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"Open sesame."
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"I wonder what oId Boss is up to anyway."
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"I just came to warn you boys...."
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"I wish I'd had y'aII take your boots off before I agreed to this."
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"Two more are coming right up behind me."
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"That makes six."
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"AII right."
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"-Come on, Iet's get out of here. -Yeah, Iet's go."
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"WiII you answer me, you cIunk? Over."
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"Consarn it, Rosco. When I speak, you better wake up. Over."
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"I toId you to shut up, you numskuII."
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"Rosco, listen..."
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"3.:30, understand? Over."
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"-Where are you, anyway? -At the oId barn on Choctaw Road."
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"Rosco, what are you doing here?"
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"These are the arrows they used in the possum shoot Iast week."
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"You hightaiI it into town, Iike I toId you..."
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"You're going to be high hog at the trough."
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"-I'm aIso your brother-in-Iaw. -That's right."
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"You just be carefuI where you shoot them. We don't want to get nobody hurt."
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"I got a feeIing Daisy's gonna do a Iot more damage than we are."
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"Come on."
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"Shucks."
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