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Clips from The Dukes of Hazzard (1979) - Limo One Is Missing (S01E01)

"I don't rightIy know which one of these gadgets is the carburetor."
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"and give it a go?"
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"Hot ding dang!"
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"What's the matter? You said there wasn't a Iock you couIdn't pick."
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"We ain't got time to wait."
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"HoId it right there."
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"There was four of you. Where's the other two?"
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"Come on, you two. Where did you two come from?"
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"You're going to have to ram it."
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"Daisy's going to meet us up ahead there at the fork."
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"Here it comes. My own train to gIory."
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"There you go. One more time."
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"HeIIo."
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"Yes, sir."
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"UncIe Jesse, I can understand your not wanting to go to Washington..."
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"but why didn't you invite him over here?"
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"They stoIe the President's car!"
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"Hit it."
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"Keep your eye on her taiI."
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"You've heard of Air Force One..."
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"the President of the United States' private plane."
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"There's also Limo One, his official car."
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"When he goes South for a visit, he sends it ahead..."
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"Sector one, this is Limo One. We're almost out of gas."
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"-Three coffees. -WouId you Iike anything eIse?"
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"Nothing that's on the menu."
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"that lusting in the heart ain't necessarily confined to the Oval Office."
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"Bo stiII trying to get rid of his hiccups?"
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"He's been hoIding his breath for a minute and a haIf."
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"Looks good in bIue, don't he?"
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"And the best way to get that in here is try the food."
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"How do you think I got the hiccups in the first pIace?"
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"Let's get out of here."
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"See you, Daisy."
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"Now that is some kind of automobiIe."
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"Yes, sirree."
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"That there's the big boss' car, ain't it?"
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"We'II see you Iater, Cooter."
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"No doubt about it. Cooter was in love."
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"Anybody order me a coffee?"
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"I thought you were watching the Iimo."
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"From the men's room? I thought you were."
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"I don't beIieve it. It's gone. Get the others."
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"we're going to be picking peanuts the rest of our Iives?"
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"Go, go."
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"-You know why you got them hiccups? -Why?"
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"Because you scarf food Iike tomorrow was the first day..."
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"of a six-month famine, that's why."
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"I swear, these dang back country roads...."
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"Did you see what I just saw?"
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"Crazy Cooter's gone and stoIen the President's car."
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"No, Cooter wouId never do that. Maybe somebody just Iet him borrow it."
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"That somebody just changed his mind."
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"-Hit it. -10-4."
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"Dead end. They must have gone up the other road."
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"Now what are you doing, Bo?"
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"I don't know. Everything's working so far."
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"Good heavens!"
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"Let's hope they swim pretty good, too. Let's go find Cooter."
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"Don't you ever bust in here again without knocking."
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"You dang near made me cut off my counting thumb."
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"Listen, I'm sorry about that, but this is reaIIy important."
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"You ain't gone and caught them, have you?"
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"But they messed up. I mean, they reaIIy messed up this time."
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"They stoIe the President's car."
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"-They what? -They stoIe--"
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"I just wonder how much reward I'm going to get..."
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"for bringing that important car back."
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"Maybe this continent."
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"Rosco, I think it behooves us to find that Iimousine..."
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"You'II do what?"
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"And when the President writes me his thanks..."
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"Right here."
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"There's onIy one thing worse than a gIutton..."
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"Do you reaIize..."
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"that by decoying them state troopers off Cooter's traiI..."
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"We couIdn't Iet him get caught. Cooter's our friend."
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"Besides, he's probabIy shed of the evidence by now."
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"The President of these United States."
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"Now, you two find Cooter."
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"because if you do, I'm going to tan both your hides."
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"Hurry up."
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"What you're seeing here is a man who knows the territory..."
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"and how to use it."
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"When the ore disappeared 60 years ago, so did the people."
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"Boss used to use it to warehouse his moonshine."
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"You see, stolen cars are chopped up and sold for parts outside the country."
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"Of course, Boss hadn't bothered to tell Sheriff Rosco about it..."
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"AII right, where is it?"
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"You must be funning with me, Boss. We ain't got no Iimousine."
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"-You don't? -No."
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"Of course, DooIey and Benteen, they're stiII out on their reguIar run."
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"They better make that a gaIIop. I want that car."
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"Me, too."
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"I ain't never chopped no President's Iimousine."
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"Why, you couId get $40,000, $50,000 for it down in South America."
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"We ain't gonna chop the President's Iimo for no banana dictator."
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"It's going back in one piece."
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"It's my bounden duty. It's the President's Iimo."
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"-Who? -The President, that's who."
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"A Ietter wouId be too impersonaI."
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"A teIephone caII from the President."
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"You stiII got them hiccups, Bo."
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"Cooter, where did you put the President's car?"
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"In y'aII's barn."
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"-In our barn? -Why?"
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"It was as far as I couId push her when she ran out of gas."
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"Enos, this is Sheriff Rosco. You got your ears on? Come on."
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"I want you to hightaiI it over to the Duke farm..."
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"And if you do, l want you to clap the cuffs on Bo and Luke Duke."
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"You mean arrest them? What for?"
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"For aiding and abetting whoever stoIe it."
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"Now, we both know who that is."
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"So l want you to burn rubber, boy..."
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"and l'll be right behind you in your hip pocket."
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"-l'm gone. -Yes, sir."
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"Do you know what's going to happen if they find this here?"
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"We're going to spend the next 10 years in jaiI."
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"That ain't nothing compared to what UncIe Jesse's going to do to us."
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"Grab that gaIIon can of gas."
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