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Clips from The Simpsons - Mr. Spritz Goes to Washington (S14E14)

"...and remember, you didn't hear about super-soldiers."
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"There's the 1050 from Newark."
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"The 1052 from Phoenix, connecting from Dallas."
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"The 1055 from Portland is running late. Again."
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"Stay plugged in. I will find you."
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"Well, it'll be tough, but I can do it."
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"Hmm, hmm?"
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"Occasionally you might hear a faint roar."
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"See? It all works out."
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"I'll give you three crayons and my milk."
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"Hmm, make that a chocolate milk and you got a deal."
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"That's a great idea."
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"Why didn't you say something before?"
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"I've been saying it for three weeks, but every time I open my mouth..."
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"The shaking's so bad, all my omelets have become frittatas."
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"Uh..."
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"I see a bad moon rising"
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"- That's CCR. - Uh, uh..."
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"It looks like we're in for nasty weather"
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"Congressman Wilcox was laid to rest today."
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"I guess there's only one way out of our problems:"
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"It's just an expression, Marge."
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"You're watching Channel 6..."
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"...Springfield's home of Krusty the Klown."
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"Now on three times a day."
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"Jesse 'The Body' Ventura, Sonny Bono, Gopher from Love Boat."
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"Sure I'll help you, kid."
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"Take a picture of me and my number one dying fan."
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"Have your mom mail back the hat after, uh, you know..."
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"I'm not dying."
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"Yeah, that's the spirit. Keep fighting. Where's my chai latte?"
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"Immigration?"
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"Oh, uh, Teeny here is from Brazil."
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"His uncle was the head monkey at the Bureau of Tourism."
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"But if you get elected, you can change all that..."
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"...stop those airplanes from flying over my house."
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"Yeah. I could even tell the FCC to take a hike."
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"Look at this list of words they won't let me say on the air."
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"Oh, all the good ones."
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"Hmm, I never even heard of number nine."
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"- Can I keep this? - Sure, no 12 off my ass."
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"Welcome, fellow Republicans."
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"To start with, Brother Hibbert will read a report on our efforts..."
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"The Mississippi River is now the Mississippi Reagan."
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"And my good friend Frankenstein is now Frankenreagan. Bleh!"
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"Gentlemen, I am your candidate."
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"Maybe Bob Dole should run. Bob Dole thinks Bob Dole should."
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"Bob Dole likes to hear Bob Dole talk about Bob Dole."
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"We want Krusty"
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"We want Krusty"
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"Uh, just one thing."
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"Are you guys any good at covering up youthful..."
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"...and middle-aged "indiscretions"?"
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"Are these indiscretions romantic, financial or treasonous?"
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"Well, if Eddie Murphy can go on to do Dr. Dolittle..."
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"...I suppose we can make this work."
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"Congratulations, Krusty. You're running for Congress."
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"Why don't you pound that sign into your own lawn?"
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"Eh, I'm still undecided."
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"- Aie-yai-yai! - What'd I say?"
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"Oh, so that's why my maid quit."
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"I was the first clown to put a woman in sketches."
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"Miss Bada Boom Boom Boom."
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"She had more acting talent in one boob..."
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"...than most women have in their entire rack."
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"Hmm Aw."
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"Yeah, you with the million-dollar gams."
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"Sorry. You can't join us."
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"This is a hundred-dollar-a-plate fundraiser."
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"For 200, you get a picture with me."
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"For a thousand, I can have somebody whacked."
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"Uh, it's a joke."
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"This is Kent Brockman with a special live report..."
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"...from the headquarters of Krusty opponent John Armstrong."
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"How can I prove we're live?"
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"Krusty is an insensitive bore, unfit for public office."
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"Take a look at this incredibly offensive sketch from his show."
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"I shall now call the roll. France."
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"Oh, my cheese, she stinks. No, wait. It's me."
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"- Jamaica. - Hey, man. I call for a joint session."
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"This vote is dreadlocked."
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"San Francisco."
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"Hello there, sailor. I'm here and fabulous."
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"Sorry."
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"Is it the Jewish thing? Because I can change that."
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"I'm Carlton Witherspoon III. Where's my five iron?"
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"But it would be nice to be on the winning side for once."
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"Talk about how you can help regular families, like ours."
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"Help regular families, make an honest connection."
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"I needed a joke to go out on."
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"Let me tell you all a story."
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"When the network offered me 50 grand a week..."
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"...I threw my caviar in their face."
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"Uh, because I was thinking about the American family."
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"One family in particular..."
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"...who was stepped on by the government..."
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"...and had nowhere else to turn."
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"- Boring. - I'm talking about the Simpsons."
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"Let him speak."
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"You know what? I'll never stop fighting for them."
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"Or for any other family that needs someone to stand up for them."
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"Where'd you get yourself another tooth?"
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"Sidewalk."
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"A voice that will go:"
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"Ahooga! Wah-wah! Wacka-wacka-wacka!"
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"The government wants to shut me down..."
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"...for Springfield's 24th Congressional district."
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"For the Republicans, beloved children's entertainer, Krusty the Klown."
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"I have a name."
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"Yes, I'm sure you do, comrade."
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"...it must be an effort to come down to the studio."
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"- May I say something? - Certainly, congressman."
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"You make a very adulterous point."
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"We will now conclude this debate with a Krusty campaign commercial."
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"Krusty the Klown, the man from funny."
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"But whenever America has needed me, I've been there."
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"Election night is so exciting. I'm on pins and needles."
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"And I'm on Pepto and Xanax."
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"I'm so nervous, I kissed my dog and gave my girlfriend a flea bath."
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"Laugh it up. That joke cost me a thousand bucks."
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