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Clips from Scrubs - My Saving Grace (S08E08)

Unfortunately, the new Chief of Medicine didn't like it.

"Unfortunately, the new Chief of Medicine didn't like it."

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That's not right.

"That's not right."

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...work stations...

"...work stations..."

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You need to wear a bell.

"You need to wear a bell."

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...even the O.R.

"...even the O.R."

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Thanks for letting me observe, fellows.

"Thanks for letting me observe, fellows."

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I mean, next thing you know,

"I mean, next thing you know,"

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they're going to be charging doctors for candy at the gift shop.

"they're going to be charging doctors for candy at the gift shop."

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They do charge doctors for candy at the gift shop, Elliot.

"They do charge doctors for candy at the gift shop, Elliot."

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Really? Then why does Johann always let me...

"Really? Then why does Johann always let me..."

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Correction.

"Correction."

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Thirty-five.

"Thirty-five."

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He hurt his head.

"He hurt his head."

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- whereas you are not. - Thirty-five.

"- whereas you are not. - Thirty-five."

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Dr. Reid, I thought you gave a great endocrinology lecture today.

"Dr. Reid, I thought you gave a great endocrinology lecture today."

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Even though some of the other interns

"Even though some of the other interns"

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Anyway, I was hoping you could assign me some more interesting procedures.

"Anyway, I was hoping you could assign me some more interesting procedures."

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Wow!

"Wow!"

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I feel like Katie will do anything to get ahead, you know?

"I feel like Katie will do anything to get ahead, you know?"

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Yeah, what's your deal with her?

"Yeah, what's your deal with her?"

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Hello, Mr. Rosell.

"Hello, Mr. Rosell."

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J.D.: And get some coffee.

"J.D.: And get some coffee."

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J.D.: Oh, no. It's the first time I've seen the Janitor since he was fired.

"J.D.: Oh, no. It's the first time I've seen the Janitor since he was fired."

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Turk's dead. Turk's dead. Turk's dead. Turk's... Oh, my God,

"Turk's dead. Turk's dead. Turk's dead. Turk's... Oh, my God,"

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Stop thinking like that. Turk's fine.

"Stop thinking like that. Turk's fine."

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No, it's okay. He knows. He just doesn't care.

"No, it's okay. He knows. He just doesn't care."

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See, in his mind, I'm the bad guy in our relationship.

"See, in his mind, I'm the bad guy in our relationship."

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You haunted my pediatric patients.

"You haunted my pediatric patients."

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You didn't wear the shorts that my imaginary wife made for you.

"You didn't wear the shorts that my imaginary wife made for you."

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Look at you.

"Look at you."

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that was a "keep going because I'm actually loving this" stop.

"that was a "keep going because I'm actually loving this" stop."

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Okay, Mr. Rosell, let's get you on some interferon.

"Okay, Mr. Rosell, let's get you on some interferon."

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So it can start interfering with that pesky MS of yours.

"So it can start interfering with that pesky MS of yours."

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- Mr. Rosell took the red pill. - Yeah, we told him to.

"- Mr. Rosell took the red pill. - Yeah, we told him to."

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Looking for something?

"Looking for something?"

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Honest to God, she is... Why aren't you listening to me?

"Honest to God, she is... Why aren't you listening to me?"

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I'll tell you tonight.

"I'll tell you tonight."

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Just bring home a scone and a Hawaiian shirt.

"Just bring home a scone and a Hawaiian shirt."

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- Nope. - Damn you, God.

"- Nope. - Damn you, God."

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I'm not crazy. I just need some human interaction

"I'm not crazy. I just need some human interaction"

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Then I can go over there with a bottle of Scotch

"Then I can go over there with a bottle of Scotch"

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That must suck.

"That must suck."

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- What? - Admit it.

"- What? - Admit it."

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Bob, I'll gladly admit to anything that's true, no matter how embarrassing.

"Bob, I'll gladly admit to anything that's true, no matter how embarrassing."

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But I'll never admit to missing you, Bob. Ever.

"But I'll never admit to missing you, Bob. Ever."

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the double-chocolate blaster as a pick-me-up.

"the double-chocolate blaster as a pick-me-up."

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The nursing staff has already turned on you.

"The nursing staff has already turned on you."

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Everyone's on to you, missy.

"Everyone's on to you, missy."

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You know, I am sick and tired of lowlifes like you

"You know, I am sick and tired of lowlifes like you"

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trying to come here and score pain medication off of us, okay.

"trying to come here and score pain medication off of us, okay."

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Actually, the interferon joke was sort of funny.

"Actually, the interferon joke was sort of funny."

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My cousin is a cop. And not a good cop either, a rogue cop.

"My cousin is a cop. And not a good cop either, a rogue cop."

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Because you're gonna get Michael Chiklised in the head.

"Because you're gonna get Michael Chiklised in the head."

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Okay, Pat. You have MS

"Okay, Pat. You have MS"

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and you're not leaving here until you get your medication.

"and you're not leaving here until you get your medication."

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No one looks out for each other here.

"No one looks out for each other here."

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Hurry, up man. I don't want to get busted.

"Hurry, up man. I don't want to get busted."

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Actually, I'm not. See, this stuff has become so mundane to me

"Actually, I'm not. See, this stuff has become so mundane to me"

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You carry on.

"You carry on."

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Good. 'Cause I can't go back there, man.

"Good. 'Cause I can't go back there, man."

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Not after what they did to Johnny. Oh, Johnny. He was the best.

"Not after what they did to Johnny. Oh, Johnny. He was the best."

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- I'm angry. I want to shake these things. - Hard.

"- I'm angry. I want to shake these things. - Hard."

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That's actually Turk's grocery list. But you do care, don't you?

"That's actually Turk's grocery list. But you do care, don't you?"

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Katie, if you keep going down this road,

"Katie, if you keep going down this road,"

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that you're on the take from a medical supply company?

"that you're on the take from a medical supply company?"

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You're making it impossible for us to help our patients.

"You're making it impossible for us to help our patients."

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that I don't give a rat's hairy ass.

"that I don't give a rat's hairy ass."

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Look, Carla, I appreciate this whole mother hen thing...

"Look, Carla, I appreciate this whole mother hen thing..."

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Look over there.

"Look over there."

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I can count on three out of four of those people.

"I can count on three out of four of those people."

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- Nice earrings. - Thank you.

"- Nice earrings. - Thank you."

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Janitor, would you like to get your useless ideas out of the way first?

"Janitor, would you like to get your useless ideas out of the way first?"

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Off the top of my head I'd go reindeer stampede.

"Off the top of my head I'd go reindeer stampede."

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Astronaut attack. Barbed wire chandelier.

"Astronaut attack. Barbed wire chandelier."

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When you said "Photoshop,"

"When you said "Photoshop,""

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Or a chain of photo shops. We each manage one.

"Or a chain of photo shops. We each manage one."

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I'm going to go ahead and apologize,

"I'm going to go ahead and apologize,"

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because it's my fault that we're backtracking.

"because it's my fault that we're backtracking."

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You guys, let's face it. Maddox is untouchable.

"You guys, let's face it. Maddox is untouchable."

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Dr. Maddox, I love you.

"Dr. Maddox, I love you."

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Okay.

"Okay."

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J.D.: Too mean, psyche.

"J.D.: Too mean, psyche."

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- I really should have gone to your party. - You think?

"- I really should have gone to your party. - You think?"

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He has so much dirt on all the Board members

"He has so much dirt on all the Board members"

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they'll do whatever you want.

"they'll do whatever you want."

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My rules for getting by here

"My rules for getting by here"

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I'll tell you what, I'll think about it over a muffin.

"I'll tell you what, I'll think about it over a muffin."

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In my defense, you are a soulless creature from the netherworld

"In my defense, you are a soulless creature from the netherworld"

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Actually, I think I'm going to need Dr. Reid and Dr. Dorian here

"Actually, I think I'm going to need Dr. Reid and Dr. Dorian here"

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That's a good start.

"That's a good start."

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But I always sensed,

"But I always sensed,"

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Look, Katie, I've seen all kinds of people come through this place,

"Look, Katie, I've seen all kinds of people come through this place,"

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You know what's really driving me crazy?

"You know what's really driving me crazy?"

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You keep acting like you know me.

"You keep acting like you know me."

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No one ever did anything for me.

"No one ever did anything for me."

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- Oh, Katie. - I know.

"- Oh, Katie. - I know."

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Me, dead mom. J.D., dead dad. Elliot, emotionally abusive parents.

"Me, dead mom. J.D., dead dad. Elliot, emotionally abusive parents."

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Dr. Cox, emotionally and physically abusive dead parents,

"Dr. Cox, emotionally and physically abusive dead parents,"

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We will eat you alive.

"We will eat you alive."

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Say hi to your wife for me.

"Say hi to your wife for me."

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You still keep in touch with that hermaphrodite you nailed?

"You still keep in touch with that hermaphrodite you nailed?"

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It's okay. Go on celebrating. I don't care.

"It's okay. Go on celebrating. I don't care."

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having sex with Mickhead.

"having sex with Mickhead."

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That doesn't have to end, baby.

"That doesn't have to end, baby."

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Oh, yes, it does, Walter.

"Oh, yes, it does, Walter."

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You shouldn't have to strangle me to keep your erection.

"You shouldn't have to strangle me to keep your erection."

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I have needs.

"I have needs."

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Because nothing ever changes.

"Because nothing ever changes."

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- Good morning, Bob. - Perry.

"- Good morning, Bob. - Perry."

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anything can change, even interns.

"anything can change, even interns."

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I just took credit for it.

"I just took credit for it."

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And action.

"And action."

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And they shanked him with a shiv.

"And they shanked him with a shiv."

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- What'cha doing, rock star? - Nothing, I'm just doodling.

"- What'cha doing, rock star? - Nothing, I'm just doodling."

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We should probably take that out.

"We should probably take that out."

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It's like, all of a sudden, this hospital is a police state.

"It's like, all of a sudden, this hospital is a police state."

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Because he wants to make you his wife and bring you back to Estonia.

"Because he wants to make you his wife and bring you back to Estonia."

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Aah! That's why he's always asking me if I'm comfortable around oxen.

"Aah! That's why he's always asking me if I'm comfortable around oxen."

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Elliot, I'm trying to talk to you about Maddox

"Elliot, I'm trying to talk to you about Maddox"

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You can't work the system anymore. I can.

"You can't work the system anymore. I can."

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