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Clips from Scrubs - My Saving Grace (S08E08)

For instance, I just got Mr. Tillman back there into a clinical trial

"For instance, I just got Mr. Tillman back there into a clinical trial"

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that has a cut-off age of 30. He's actually 35.

"that has a cut-off age of 30. He's actually 35."

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I forgot to mention that it is a clinical trial for head injuries.

"I forgot to mention that it is a clinical trial for head injuries."

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Ooh! Look at that big lollipop.

"Ooh! Look at that big lollipop."

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I wouldn't know whether to lick it

"I wouldn't know whether to lick it"

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or whether to just lift up my skirt and spank myself with it.

"or whether to just lift up my skirt and spank myself with it."

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- Elliot! - It's free candy!

"- Elliot! - It's free candy!"

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think you go off on personal tangents too much.

"think you go off on personal tangents too much."

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Rein it in, Katie.

"Rein it in, Katie."

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Just go place a central line on Mr. Clark.

"Just go place a central line on Mr. Clark."

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Thanks.

"Thanks."

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The butt-kissing isn't even the worst part.

"The butt-kissing isn't even the worst part."

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I'm this close to freezing her out.

"I'm this close to freezing her out."

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Just like I did Dr. Simmons.

"Just like I did Dr. Simmons."

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Hello, she wears the exact same thing as me every day.

"Hello, she wears the exact same thing as me every day."

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- Yeah, we're talking about you, skank. - Nice dress.

"- Yeah, we're talking about you, skank. - Nice dress."

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- MR. TILLMAN: Thirty-five. - Hi, Mr. Tillman.

"- MR. TILLMAN: Thirty-five. - Hi, Mr. Tillman."

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You can call me Pat. This is my daughter, Christine.

"You can call me Pat. This is my daughter, Christine."

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I held off as long as I could,

"I held off as long as I could,"

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but now the hand spasms and the nausea are pretty bad.

"but now the hand spasms and the nausea are pretty bad."

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Cleaning's an art. My mop was my paintbrush.

"Cleaning's an art. My mop was my paintbrush."

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I have to seem like I care. Think of the saddest thing you can.

"I have to seem like I care. Think of the saddest thing you can."

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what if something really happened to him? I'd be lost.

"what if something really happened to him? I'd be lost."

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Even though, if he stopped to think about it for a minute

"Even though, if he stopped to think about it for a minute"

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he would realize I never did a thing to him that he didn't deserve.

"he would realize I never did a thing to him that he didn't deserve."

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- You locked me in a water tower. - You wrote on the wall.

"- You locked me in a water tower. - You wrote on the wall."

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- You destroyed my scooter, Sasha. - You know I hate Wednesdays.

"- You destroyed my scooter, Sasha. - You know I hate Wednesdays."

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What?

"What?"

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What's up?

"What's up?"

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Oh, come on. How's that even possible?

"Oh, come on. How's that even possible?"

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I can't do this all on my own

"I can't do this all on my own"

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I'm no Superman

"I'm no Superman"

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Hey, thanks for placing that central line for me.

"Hey, thanks for placing that central line for me."

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Watching over the I.C.U. Like a proud lioness looking out over her jungle.

"Watching over the I.C.U. Like a proud lioness looking out over her jungle."

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Elliot, stop.

"Elliot, stop."

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Oh, my God! That wasn't a real "stop,"

"Oh, my God! That wasn't a real "stop,""

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I've never gotten one of these before. This is so exciting.

"I've never gotten one of these before. This is so exciting."

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I'm gonna leave before I ruin it.

"I'm gonna leave before I ruin it."

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- Great job on Mr. Clark's central line. - Thanks. It was super easy.

"- Great job on Mr. Clark's central line. - Thanks. It was super easy."

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Are you making fun of my multiple sclerosis?

"Are you making fun of my multiple sclerosis?"

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So we brought you some pills for your pain and your nausea. Dr. Dorian?

"So we brought you some pills for your pain and your nausea. Dr. Dorian?"

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- J. D! Pills. - Right. Pills.

"- J. D! Pills. - Right. Pills."

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Take the red one now for the pain.

"Take the red one now for the pain."

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If he can't see colors, how did he know which one was red?

"If he can't see colors, how did he know which one was red?"

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Frick on a stick.

"Frick on a stick."

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Unfortunately, it's really hard to find

"Unfortunately, it's really hard to find"

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All right, Dr. Cox. Ridiculous name by the way.

"All right, Dr. Cox. Ridiculous name by the way."

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my guess is he's probably on a bus somewhere screaming "35!"

"my guess is he's probably on a bus somewhere screaming "35!""

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See, I bounced him from his head trauma trial

"See, I bounced him from his head trauma trial"

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because I learned that somebody was lying about his age.

"because I learned that somebody was lying about his age."

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- That scone looks good. - Oh, yeah?

"- That scone looks good. - Oh, yeah?"

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We should have sex later.

"We should have sex later."

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Mama's heating up.

"Mama's heating up."

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Donny! Do my free muffins for life include scones?

"Donny! Do my free muffins for life include scones?"

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I'm getting rid of Maddox. Who's in?

"I'm getting rid of Maddox. Who's in?"

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I'm in. Ever since she fired me,

"I'm in. Ever since she fired me,"

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I've been moping around my apartment making barking sounds.

"I've been moping around my apartment making barking sounds."

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and the barking makes the neighbors yell "shut that damn thing up!"

"and the barking makes the neighbors yell "shut that damn thing up!""

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and apologize for Rusty, my imaginary Akita.

"and apologize for Rusty, my imaginary Akita."

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The only downside is that by the time Lady, my girlfriend, gets home,

"The only downside is that by the time Lady, my girlfriend, gets home,"

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You've never pictured me as an organism that has sex, have you?

"You've never pictured me as an organism that has sex, have you?"

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- We have not. - No.

"- We have not. - No."

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- I understand. - Is Dr. Maddox really that bad?

"- I understand. - Is Dr. Maddox really that bad?"

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She's like you, only smart and on the ball.

"She's like you, only smart and on the ball."

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You miss having me as the Chief of Medicine.

"You miss having me as the Chief of Medicine."

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and, you know, birth it.

"and, you know, birth it."

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Rusty. Heel.

"Rusty. Heel."

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Donny, I'm going to need

"Donny, I'm going to need"

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Hello, girls.

"Hello, girls."

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We better do it fast, because, man, you're annoying.

"We better do it fast, because, man, you're annoying."

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Why do you think you can talk to me like this? You're just a nurse.

"Why do you think you can talk to me like this? You're just a nurse."

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Okay, A, I'm a lioness.

"Okay, A, I'm a lioness."

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Why do you think you were assigned 75 bowel disimpactions this week?

"Why do you think you were assigned 75 bowel disimpactions this week?"

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I don't care. I'm good at it.

"I don't care. I'm good at it."

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Pretty soon, you're gonna get called out.

"Pretty soon, you're gonna get called out."

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You're lying to us. You took the red pill. You can see colors.

"You're lying to us. You took the red pill. You can see colors."

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You make us care.

"You make us care."

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And then because you're worried we're gonna see through your little plan,

"And then because you're worried we're gonna see through your little plan,"

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Well, this time, no one's getting off easy.

"Well, this time, no one's getting off easy."

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- Christine, it's you, isn't it? - Hold on, hold on, Elliot.

"- Christine, it's you, isn't it? - Hold on, hold on, Elliot."

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He's the orange guy in Fantastic Four, that's coming down on you.

"He's the orange guy in Fantastic Four, that's coming down on you."

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J.D., look at her hand. It's in spasm.

"J.D., look at her hand. It's in spasm."

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You're the one with the MS. Right?

"You're the one with the MS. Right?"

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I don't have any insurance and my dad just thought that since he did...

"I don't have any insurance and my dad just thought that since he did..."

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Look, we'll go, all right?

"Look, we'll go, all right?"

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If you could just not tell anyone, we'd be very grateful.

"If you could just not tell anyone, we'd be very grateful."

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J.D.: Elliot and I knew what we had to do.

"J.D.: Elliot and I knew what we had to do."

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Thank you.

"Thank you."

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Do you know how grateful people would be

"Do you know how grateful people would be"

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if you showed them even a little common decency?

"if you showed them even a little common decency?"

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Please, this place is so competitive.

"Please, this place is so competitive."

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Yeah. This Maddox is so damn sketchy,

"Yeah. This Maddox is so damn sketchy,"

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Now, listen there, Grape Ape, I only invited you to help me

"Now, listen there, Grape Ape, I only invited you to help me"

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because it never dawned on me

"because it never dawned on me"

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that you'd get all panicky over a little breaking and entering.

"that you'd get all panicky over a little breaking and entering."

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that I've created a character who's terrified about going back to prison.

"that I've created a character who's terrified about going back to prison."

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And through him, I hope to feel, once again, the old rush.

"And through him, I hope to feel, once again, the old rush."

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I wish you'd known him. Those guards worked him over good.

"I wish you'd known him. Those guards worked him over good."

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They shanked him with a shiv. And they shivved him with a shank.

"They shanked him with a shiv. And they shivved him with a shank."

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Over a pack of smokes. Johnny, you were too beautiful for this world, man.

"Over a pack of smokes. Johnny, you were too beautiful for this world, man."

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Hope you're king of the next.

"Hope you're king of the next."

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Johnny! Johnny!

"Johnny! Johnny!"

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Hey, guys. Listen, I popped in here earlier

"Hey, guys. Listen, I popped in here earlier"

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and noticed not Mr. Rosell but his daughter showing signs of MS.

"and noticed not Mr. Rosell but his daughter showing signs of MS."

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They were lying to get her the drugs. Can you believe it?

"They were lying to get her the drugs. Can you believe it?"

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Anyway, I played the bad guy for you and I tossed them out.

"Anyway, I played the bad guy for you and I tossed them out."

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I love playing the bad guy.

"I love playing the bad guy."

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I'd even wear black scrubs if they made them.

"I'd even wear black scrubs if they made them."

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Do you even know what people are calling you around here?

"Do you even know what people are calling you around here?"

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I know I don't care.

"I know I don't care."

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"Sausages, sausages, and more sausages"?

""Sausages, sausages, and more sausages"?"

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eventually people will come after you.

"eventually people will come after you."

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Hey, you! How do you think the Board would feel

"Hey, you! How do you think the Board would feel"

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if I could show them proof

"if I could show them proof"

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I'm guessing they'd be thrilled

"I'm guessing they'd be thrilled"

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since I'm rolling that money back into the hospital's budget.

"since I'm rolling that money back into the hospital's budget."

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Does anybody else feel that way?

"Does anybody else feel that way?"

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Great, now I don't have to tell you each individually

"Great, now I don't have to tell you each individually"

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It's a huge time-saver. Thanks, gang.

"It's a huge time-saver. Thanks, gang."

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- Lioness. - Lioness thing

"- Lioness. - Lioness thing"

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