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Clips from Bob's Burgers - The Secret Ceramics Room of Secrets (S08E08)

"Don't touch that!"
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""Seventh grade secretary.""
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"They're all the same."
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"I ran for class secretary against Dave Titus."
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"I was expected to lose."
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"to be pacing in the hallway. I don't know what came over me,"
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"but I grabbed a bunch of votes for Dave,"
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"- (gasps) Whoa. - You cheated?"
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"I was gonna hide the vase or-or confess, maybe."
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"But-but that weekend was the fire."
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"Welcome to my nightmare."
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"about the unthinkable thing I did."
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"How about we don't get in any trouble at all,"
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"Mr. Frond, I-I think you've been holding"
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"onto this secret when you don't have to."
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"- Ugh, really? - Really."
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"Then let's just take our horrible secrets,"
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"That one has a certain Gene Ne sais quoi."
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"No. Damn it. Tina's right."
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"So what are we gonna do now?"
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"I might have an idea."
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"What do you think of my pinch pot?"
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"I-I don't want you to take this the wrong way, but..."
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"Because you're a good guy, you know? Uhhuh."
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"Me more than you, but yes."
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"Everything you're saying makes sense."
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"- and you're talking. - Right."
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"- Bup, bup, bup, bup. - Yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"Unless you want to leave. Work at a different restaurant?"
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"how come you're not wearing the necklace we made you?"
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"Hey, Dad, where's the gift we made you?"
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"You mean this wet clump of clay?"
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"- Thanks? - Aw, don't mention it."
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"♪ Ooh ♪"
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"♪ Makin' it by hand for Gram and Gramps ♪"
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"She's still alive and probably shouldn't drive."
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"But you know those handmade gifts"
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"Know 'em? I half-ass 'em."
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"I didn't half-ass it. I made Grandma"
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"One noodle on a string does not a necklace make."
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"I mean, we don't know."
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"- Bob. - I'm not saying she's going to."
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"If she did die, it would be horrible."
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"the last thing she saw to be your crappy gifts."
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"Point is, no half-assing it this year."
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"Wait, did she like what I got her last year?"
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"You know what, never mind. I can beat it."
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"Huh, wow. I guess we'll just take a sabbatical"
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"The worst part of being a kid."
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"will eat your penis."
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"Aw, poor Genie's weenie."
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"It's forced labor."
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"It's like when they make elephants paint."
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"Check out this burnt Tater Tot, J-Ju."
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"- Wow. - I like it cooked,"
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"not cooked in a kiln."
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"(chuckles) I mean, come on."
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"- What's a kiln? - What's a kiln?"
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"That's where I colored you yours."
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"The Legend of the Lost Ceramics Room."
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"I'm not familiar with that one."
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"How do you not know about that?"
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"I... Well, I don't, okay?"
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"Do you not talk to people on the playground, or..."
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"- Can you just tell me, please? - Okay."
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"have told each other for decades..."
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"It all happened forever ago,"
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"LOUISE: Wagstaff had a ceramics class then."
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"Kids were making stuff with clay all day, every day."
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"there was a kiln fire."
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"Sprinklers put it out,"
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"GENE: Like Winston Churchill."
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"so instead of cleaning the place up,"
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"what does the principal do? He panics."
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"- GENE: Wall slap. - LOUISE: One day,"
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"the next day, it's not."
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"All the pinch pots, all the vases,"
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"all the cool Papa Smurf sculptures... sealed inside."
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"- You think that really happened? - What if it did?"
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"- I don't know. - All we got to do"
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"is figure out where this lost room is,"
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"knock a hole in the wall... We're in, we're out."
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"Bing, bang, boom."
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"Seems like a lot of work to avoid making some gifts."
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"Plus, how do you even look for a lost ceramics room?"
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"- It rings a bell. - (school bell rings)"
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"That legend's not true."
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"And I was a student at Wagstaff around that time,"
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"so I would know. A pretty cool student, too."
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"Ever hear of the seventh grade class secretary?"
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"'Cause I was elected that."
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"in this school is my personal toilet paper."
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"Ah, I've said too much!"
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"- Yeah, sure, it's okay, yeah. - Uh, maybe not."
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"Great. Uh, plug this guy in for me, will you?"
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"The only outlet is by the coffee maker."
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"- It's kind of inconvenient. - Perfect. Plug her in."
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"- Mm-hmm. - I got it."
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"Been doing it a couple of months now."
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"at my house, alone."
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"I bet. -Uh-huh. You're really spreading out there."
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"Oh, yeah, you gotta, when you're working with this many"
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"bits and pieces, you know, you got to spread it out."
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"- plus the light. - It's fine, it's fine."
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"Oops, ah."
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"I dropped a little screw behind the counter."
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"You want to borrow my visor?"
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"- Not really. - You see it?"
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"No, I just see floor right now."
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"- Ooh, is that it? - No, that's dirt."
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"- Is that it? - No, that's..."
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"- Oh, my God, what is that? - Oh. Oh, gross."
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"(groans) Okay, I think I got it. Here you go."
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"Thanks. Heh-heh. Whoa, I dropped it again."
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"- Bob, you mind? - Mm-hmm."
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"- It's a screw. It's little. - Mm-hmm."
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"If it's a weird, creepy legend, then it's probably true."
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"You should go look for it."
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"What else are you doing with your time?"
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"- But how? - You need to find someone"
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