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Clips from The Simpsons - New Kid on the Block (S04E04)

"- You could see our house in that photo. - Oh."
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"which I guess..."
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"is you. [ Nervous Groan ]"
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"[ Chuckles ] They're so sweet when you marry them."
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"- But soon, it's just career, career, career. - [Homer]My hammock!"
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"I bet you don't know this one. How'd you like a Hertz donut?"
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"Right. Do you know what a wet willie is?"
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"Well, I don't know. Your boyfriend looks like the jealous type."
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"- Let's get out of here. - Now, where were we?"
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"- Oh, yeah. I was gonna tell your fortune. - Huh?"
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"- Oh, man. You're gonna be rich! - Whoa!"
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"[ Spits ] And there's the swimming pool."
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"See you later, Bart. [ Chuckles ]"
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"Sorry, Lise. I no longer control the hand."
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"- The hand controls me! - Dad!"
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"Shut up, you little monsters!"
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"Hello, I was wondering if you'd like to babysit my little angels."
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"Sorry, this isn't Abbie. This is her sister."
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"I look after her now."
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"Oh! No all-you-can-eat seafood."
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"- Nothing! - Maybe Laura could watch us."
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"- Silence! - [ Yells ]"
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"Maybe it's time I wash my hand."
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"Well, I know what you're thinking, and the answer is yes."
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"I want to be fixed up with one of your friends as soon as you can arrange it."
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"- I'm not. - Right. Me neither."
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"I hear you loud and clear. [ Purrs ]"
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"And it would be nice to have a little privacy around here for a change."
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"Hey, sometimes a guy just likes his skin to look its yellowest."
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"Why, Laura. What a pleasant surprise."
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"Cute. What do you guys want for dinner?"
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"Lady's choice."
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"Shut up. just shut up!"
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"- [ Ringing ] - [ Both Grunting ]"
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"We used to eat this when my dad was stationed in "Vandihar.""
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"Take your kaftab'Sounieh and dip it in the labneh."
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"What about the bread? Does that have much fish in it?"
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"When you're ready, take this plate over--"
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"Please, don't take the steam tray! Sir!"
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"Come on, Bart. If I can teach Maggie to waltz, I can teach you."
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"####[Waltz]"
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"just follow me. Put your hand on my hip."
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"[ Snoring ]"
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"That man ate all our shrimp and two plastic lobsters!"
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"'Tis no man. 'Tis a remorseless eating machine. Arr!"
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"Huh? Hey!"
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"But the sign said, "All you can eat.""
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"[ Groaning ]"
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"I'm gonna fight this thing."
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"I'm like that guy, that Spanish guy."
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"No, that's not it. What's his name? "The Man of La Mancha.""
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"I really think that was the character's name-- Don Quixote."
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"Fine. I'll look it up."
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"Well, who was it?"
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"- Never mind. - Mm-hmm."
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"Oh, no! Here comes the conservative judge!"
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"[Growling]"
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"- It's not working! - All right. Hit the "change of venue" button. Now!"
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"[Bart] Oh, no. You're in Texas!"
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"My ceiling mirrors and video cameras..."
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""All you can eat. '" Ha!"
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"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising..."
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"since my suit against the film The Neverending Story."
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"So, do you think I have a case?"
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"Homer, I don't use the word "hero" very often."
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"But you are the greatest hero in American history."
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"- I'm here to see my Grampa. - Here I am, sonny."
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"[ Karate Yells ]"
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"Aw, you remembered my birthday."
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"Huh?"
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"- Here's a bus schedule. - Wow!"
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"Fits right in my pocket."
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"Did you ever have a crush on an older woman?"
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"I had a crush on the oldest woman."
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"1 20 years old, she was."
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"- Here's a picture of her delivering Eubie Blake. - What happened?"
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"She fell in with that Guinness Book of Records crowd."
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"Suddenly, she didn't have any time for me. Oh!"
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"I wore a 1 5-pound beard of bees for that woman, but it just wasn't enough."
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"Dad, I have some questions about women."
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"Ooh! "Mostly Mozart" is in town."
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"As his father, I think you should have a frank and earthy discussion about..."
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"you know."
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"But, Marge, I think he should learn about it the same way I did."
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"[ Thinking ] Hmm."
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"- [Monkeys Chittering] - Zookeeper! Zookeeper!"
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"Those two monkeys are killing each other!"
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"- [ Whispering ] They're having sex. - Oh?"
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"Son, a woman is a lot like, um..."
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"a refrigerator."
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"They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds."
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"They smell good. They look good."
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"But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman."
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"So I says, "Yeah, if you want that money, come and find it..."
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""'cause I don't know where it is, you bologna."
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"You make me wanna retch.""
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"[ Sighs ] How can I get her to notice me?"
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"[ Gulps ]"
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"- Thanks for coming. - I please to aim."
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"I have a boyfriend."
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"You won't be needing this."
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"[ Groans ]"
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"A boyfriend?"
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"I really think you'd like him, Bart. His name's Jimbo."
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"Jimbo Jones?"
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"- [ Grunting ] - [Knocking]"
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"Uh, you've been flushing for 20 minutes."
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"- Is there a problem? - [Jimbo] Uh, no, Principal Skinner."
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"- [Chuckling] - Very well. I'll continue to wait."
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"- ## [ Humming ] - [Toilet Flushing]"
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"- ## [ Whistling ] - [Flushing Continues]"
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"- You know that dead body they found behind the mayor's house? -Jimbo killed him?"
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"That's him, Bart!"
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"- Who's the dork? - Leave him alone. He's just a kid."
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"[Echoing] Just a kid. Just a kid."
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"I'll show them who's just a kid."
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"[Eating Loudly]"
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"and she likes some clod who's beneath her, what should you do?"
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"- I married her! [ Laughing ] - [ Snickering ]"
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"All right, you guys. I want you in bed before Jimbo gets here."
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