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Clips from The Simpsons - New Kid on the Block (S04E04)

"What do you like about him? He's just a good-lookin' rebel who plays by his own rules."
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"[ Both Sigh ]"
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"'Twas a moonless night, dark as pitch..."
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"when out of the mist came a beast more stomach than man."
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"- Hey! - So I says to me bosuns, "Batten down the mizzenmast.""
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"Captain McCallister, isn't it a fact..."
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"- Aye. - [ All Gasping ]"
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"Your Honor, I would like to show the court..."
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"Bring it in, boys!"
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"You want "The People of Springfield versus Kris Kringle.""
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"- That's next door. - Oh."
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"Mrs. Simpson, isn't it true..."
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"your husband once consumed a 1 0-pound bag of flour..."
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"- Yes, but it was-- - Your witness."
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"Mrs. Simpson, what did you and your husband do..."
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"after you were ejected from the restaurant?"
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"looking for another all-you-can-eat fish restaurant."
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"- We went fishing. [ Sobbing ] - [Spectators Gasping]"
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"- No! - That could've been me!"
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"Homer, I've a proposition forye, fair and true."
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"- Oh, he's hideous! - I heard they shaved a gorilla."
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"Hey, baby, my shirt's chafin' me."
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"- Mind if I take it off? - Well, okay."
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"- [ Ringing ] - Yeah, just a sec. I'll check."
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"Uh, Amanda Huggenkiss!"
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"Why can't I find Amanda Huggenkiss?"
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"[ All Laughing ]"
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"Maybe your standards are too high."
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"and stick starving dogs in your butt!"
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"My name is Jimbo Jones, and I live at 1 094 Evergreen Terrace."
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"Aha! Big mistake, pal!"
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"What kind of pathetic drunk Do you take me for?"
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"[ Gasps ] Somebody spilled beer in this ashtray."
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"[ Slurps Loudly] Ahh."
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"Let's see. Where is that map? Evergreen Terrace."
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"[ Panting ] All right, who's Jimbo Jones?"
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"- I am. - You just made your second mistake, buddy boy!"
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"- That's your outlaw? - I wasn't really gonna kill ya. I was just gonna cut ya."
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"[ Sobbing Continues ]"
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"Ah, forget it. Ouch! I better go check on Barney."
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"[ Sniffles ] Can I have my shirt back?"
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"[ Blowing Nose ]"
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"You know, if you were only old enough to grow a bad teenage mustache..."
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"- I'd go out with you in a second. - Wow."
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"Hello, I'd like to speak to Miss Tinkle, first name..."
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"- [ Whispering ] - Ivana."
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"Ivana Tinkle. Ivana Tinkle!"
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"- Ivana Tinkle. - [ All Laughing ]"
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"[Bell Ringing]"
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"####[Theme]"
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"Hello. What's this?"
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"Then come for all-you-can-eat seafood at The Frying Dutchman."
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"I don't think we should be down here."
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"Bart, the Winfields didn't have a son."
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"[ Eerie Voice ] Hello, Lisa. Here in the dark, you won't need those eyes."
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"You all right?"
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"How about puttin' your finger in my ear?"
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"Bart, put it down."
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"That's it! Whoo-hoo!"
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"I don't care. Ask Hef over there."
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"Sorry, Marge. This is my quest."
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"this is a sacred moment between a boy and his father."
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"I don't know. Maybe 'cause he's an outlaw."
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"1 8,000 letters all addressed to "Santa Claus.""
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"We drove around until 3:00 a.m...."
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"- [Spectators Murmuring] - And when you couldn't find one?"
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"Come for the freak, stay for the food."
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"But it says, "Good for one free beer at Moe's.""
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"Hey, I'm looking for Amanda Huggenkiss!"
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"[ Grunting, Laughing Sinisterly]"
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"Please, dude, don't hurt me. Oh, man."
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"Well, Bart, you were right about him."
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"As usual, a knife-wielding maniac has shown us the way."
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"- [ Laughing ] - Har, har, har."
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"[ Screaming ]"
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"when no other food was available?"
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"- We're talking about sex, right? - Right."
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"Now, that is good labneh."
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"I'm sorry, ma'am, but everything on the menu has fish in it."
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"Mrs. Simpson, you're under oath."
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"who had "all he could eat"?"
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"[ Grunting, Laughing Sinisterly]"
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"- Wedgie! - Whoa!"
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"Great. Oh, uh, and there was something else."
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"This wouldn't have anything to do with Laura coming over, would it?"
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"Meet me at the tree house, Bart. And come alone."
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"Uh-oh. My heart just stopped."
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"Ah, there it goes."
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"[Chorus] ## The Simpsons ##"
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"Wire hangers. Expired medicine. Old newspapers!"
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"- Let me have them. - Bart, that's not funny!"
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"I fell on my bottom."
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"- [ People Chattering ] - Shh!"
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"Thank you. This is all so nice."
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"especially after that Time cover story, "America's Worst City.""
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"sometimes see more than who is about to shoot me."
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"- Uh, there's a pizza here for-- - Right here."
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"[ Beeping ]"
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"[ Groans ]"
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"so why don't we just agree to pay whatever the Winfields want?"
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"But I think I'm allergic to seafood."
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"[Marge]And, finally, Moe's Tavern has contributed a coupon..."
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""Let me tuck you in.""
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"- All you can eat! All you can eat! - All right."
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"- [ Yelling ] - Yee-haw!"
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"Ah, Bart, I gotta go. See you around."
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"[ Laughing ]"
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"They make ice and--"
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"Come see "Bottomless Pete," nature's cruelest mistake."
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"I don't believe it. Now my pants are chafin' me."
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"Give me my beer."
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"Jimbo, I don't think we should see each other anymore."
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"Ah, yes. Rusty and dull."
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"D'oh! [ Screams ]"
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"Wha-- Hey, moose! Shoo!"
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"Yeah, I'm talkin' to you! Get off my lawn, now!"
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"And this is, uh, for the man of the house..."
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"[Girl] Hey, kid, wake up."
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"- Bart, are you taking a bath? - Yes, I am."
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"Sometimes I think you want to fail!"
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