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Clips from South Park - Chef Goes Nanners (S04E04)

"I would like to turn the class's attention to current issues."
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"while others believe that changing the flag is wrong."
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"I see that you've already had a lot of interesting debates this year."
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"And people against the clubbing of baby seals versus Cartman."
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"And apparently, the winner of all your debates so far has been Cartman."
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"- That's right! - Cartman doesn't always win,"
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"he just gets pissed off and goes home so we can't debate any more."
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"- Yeah! - I'm just a better debater than you guys!"
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"- Yes, I do. - No, you don't."
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"Oh, yeah? Well, screw you guys, I'm going home!"
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"- Told you. - All right, children."
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"and research this debate before we pick teams."
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"Nowadays, everyone wants to change mascots and flags"
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"because they're not politically correct, but where does it end?"
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"I mean, people are gonna start saying that the Denver Broncos"
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"And then we'll have to change everything"
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"But to really understand the South Park flag's importance,"
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"you need to know about South Park's history."
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"Ned, here, is a big history buff, and he can tell you the story. Ned?"
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"In 1867, fourteen pioneers from the East Coast travelled across the plains..."
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"- That's okay, dude, I think we got it. - Yeah, we got it."
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"- You sure? - Yup."
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"You boys go make me proud, now, and win that debate... Chris Peterson!"
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"God damn it, we missed him again!"
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"Sign up to join me as I march into the Mayor's office"
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"in protest of the South Park flag."
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"You see that, children? Nobody wants to get involved."
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"against the South Park flag on Wednesday?"
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"Well, all right, Marsh, you're entitled to your own opinion."
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"That's how it is in this town. I haven't gotten one signature on this damn sheet"
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"- And I've been here all day! - We'll march with you, Chef."
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"That's nice, but I need the support of some registered voters."
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"Hey, Mackey! Sign up to march on Wednesday?"
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"Wednesday? Wednesday's tough."
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"I guess maybe I could do something Thursday afternoon."
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"All right, fudge it, Thursday!"
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"- Anyone else that wanna go, Thursday? - Thursday's no good,"
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"- We've got choir council. - Oh, yeah."
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"- You mean during the ball game? - Yeah, we can't do Sunday."
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"- Monday? - I can't do Monday."
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"You know what would be better for me is Saturday afternoon."
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"- Saturday is perfect for me. - Yeah, how about Saturday at 11:30%"
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"- Yeah. - That sounds good."
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"- What are we marching for? - To bring down the South Park flag!"
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"- See you later. - I don't like marching."
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"Well, I've counted up all your secret ballots, children,"
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"and it looks like about half of you think the flag should stay,"
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"and half think the flag should be changed."
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"How could any of you think that flag should stay the way it is?"
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"Save it for the debate, Wendy!"
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"Now, I'm going to assign the debate leaders."
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"Stan, how could you be so insensitive?"
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"- Yeah, me, neither! - All right, Stan and Kyle,"
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"you can both be the team leaders"
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"Okay, Wendy and Eric can team up."
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"do your homework and let's get ready for a great debate!"
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"- I've converted to Islam. - Islam?"
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"Abdul Mohammed Jabar Rauf Kareem Ali."
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"With everyone in town so insensitive about the flag,"
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"I find it no longer fitting to use my slave name."
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"Well, we need help with our debate club."
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"Yeah, we don't see what the big deal is."
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"turned you into little cracker-ass cracker racists!"
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"I never thought I'd live to see"
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"this many of the people I considered friends turn against me!"
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"Okay, now in order for us to win the debate to change the South Park flag,"
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"It's okay, I'm here!"
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"Nice of you to show up."
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"We were just discussing how we should state our case."
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"Butters, take some kids and go dig up whatever dirt you can on Kyle's past."
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"We need to present our side of the debate."
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"You're right, we'll need to look like we've prepared a case, too,"
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"so that they look all the weaker. Good plan."
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"Interesting. And what side are we on?"
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"Whoa, calm down, ho."
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"- Change the flag! - Don't change history!"
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"Earlier today, the South Park townspeople voiced their opinion."
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"Well, I think that the flag is racist, but then again it is a part of our history."
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"I think it is history."
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"Well, one thing's for sure, tensions are high"
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"and pressure is mounting on the South Park mayor to do something."
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"In the 1960s, there was a monk who set himself on fire to protest!"
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"Hello, brother! We are here to support your noble cause."
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"Hey, now, we don't want your support."
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"- We're not racists, this is about history. - Yeah!"
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"White power! White power! White power!"
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"White power! White power! You're such a racist bastard, Mr. Hat!"
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"- White power! - Change the flag!"
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"and we certainly understand your case."
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"We have been working diligently on this problem, put in a lot of hours,"
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"in a way that we think will make you very happy. Gentlemen?"
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"- There, is that better? - No, damn it!"
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"Well, some people just won't work with you at all."
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"This is getting out of hand."
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"Mayor, the South Park Elementary children are discussing the flag issue"
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"Let the children be responsible. Everybody loves children."
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"This might come in handy."
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"before the South Carolina courts about their flag."
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"Oh, yeah. How would you like I should kick you in the nuts?"
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"If we could show a parallel between the South Carolina case..."
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"Oh, yeah. I'll kick you in the nuts!"
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"I'll kick you in the nuts! I'll kick you in the nuts!"
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"- You won't let me help. - That's because you're stupid"
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"and you're a racist."
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"Touché. But, dude, you might as well let me help you."
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"Wendy, seriously. The bog monster speaketh."
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"Come on, you guys, we all have to work on this."
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"but you can't just eat an entire bowl full of mints for dinner!"
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"Dude, you're just saying that because she's your girlfriend."
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"Do you think they should change the flag?"
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"Oh!"
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"That was a good one!"
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"White power! White power!"
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"White power!"
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"Don't apologise for me to that spearchucker."
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"We don't like it, but we can't arrest them for talking."
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"Should the Klan be allowed to rally on the steps of the capitol?"
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"- Here's what some people think. - Well, I think they are racist"
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"but I do think freedom of speech is important."
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"Well, I for one believe in freedom of speech,"
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