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Clips from South Park - Chef Goes Nanners (S04E04)

"I find that flag to be racist and insensitive."
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"Chef, I respect you very much."
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"Should they change their name because it's racist?"
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"Look, I have gone through every quiet protest I could."
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"I've written everyone, I've put up signs."
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"But now I'm telling you, this flag will be changed!"
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"Okay, children, in Mr. Garrison's absence,"
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"Pro-choice versus Cartman. Pro-gun control versus Cartman."
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"You don't even know what you're debating about half the time!"
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"Well, unlike Mr. Garrison, I want you all to go out"
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"Tomorrow you will need to choose"
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"which side of this poignant debate you are on."
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"This is about history, kids. If you don't have respect for your past,"
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"then you can never expect to... Bird!"
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"Then you can never expect to have a future."
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"are offensive to horses, and then we'll have to... Squirrel!"
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"and pretty soon, all our history will be forgotten."
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"Randy, sign up to march with me"
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"Look, Chef, you know I'm not a racist,"
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"but I just don't really feel strongly one way or another about the flag."
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"- What about next Sunday? - Fine, next Sunday."
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"Yeah, I think that's the best day."
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"- I gotta go. - Marching's really not for me."
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"Who wants to lead the Flag Should Stay The Way It Is team?"
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"What, dude? I don't see anything wrong with that flag."
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"for the Flag Should Stay The Way It Is team."
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"- No. - All right, children,"
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"- Hello, Chef! - My name isn't Chef any more, children."
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"From now on my name is"
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"Not really."
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"But nothing. But my ass! Fix your own damn food!"
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"we will need to do a lot of research."
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"Now, my plan is to divide up into three research teams."
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"We will present our argument based on things..."
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"Yes, this is a difficult case."
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"- What? - That's how you win these things!"
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"- I'm talking booby magazines, whatever. - Okay!"
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"The rest of you go get us the goods on Stan."
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"Let's find out what that something was,"
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"Cartman, we can't just attack Stan and Kyle's credibility."
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"Oh, brother, what now?"
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"Well, I guess the flag is part of history, but I can see how it is racist."
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"You have left me no choice."
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"White power! White power! White power!"
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"Well, whether you want our support or not, we're on your side."
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"- Mr. Garrison, you're a Klan member? - No, no, but Mr. Hat is."
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"- Don't change history! - Jesus, what a mess."
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"Chef, we realise that you find the South Park flag racist,"
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"See, he's happy. Much better, don't you think?"
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"- In their debate club on Friday. - We could use the debate as an excuse"
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"- To hold a vote on the issue. - Yes, of course!"
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"I warn you, bog monster, do not mock Captain Candy Corn."
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"Who wants to read them?"
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"Yeah, you can have a drink of water. The dispenser's over there."
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"Yeah, you must be thirsty after eating 60 mints."
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"- I don't know. - Kenny ate all the mints, Dad."
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"Those weren't mints, those were antacid tablets."
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"- Kenny! - Kenny!"
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"Well, Chef, it's freedom of speech."
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"To hell with all of you indecisive bastards!"
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"On Friday, South Park Elementary will present a debate"
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"Preliminary polls show three in favour of changing the flag,"
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"So the pressure is on those South Park kids."
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"- Let's take a hot shower. - Hot shower! Hot shower!"
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"Come on, we gotta put a stop to them!"
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"I mean, Germany was united under the swastika, right?"
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"- Yeah! - Not bad at all!"
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"What I really like to do is I like to take the tops off of two cookies,"
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"and then put them together and make quadruple stuffs!"
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"- Sorry, go ahead. - No, you go ahead..."
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"- I have to be there in 15 minutes. - Oh, no, Mr. Hat,"
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"Mr. Hat!"
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"All right, Ned, we've got to be careful."
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"These are mean, evil men we are dealing with."
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"No."
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"is to have Brother Anderson update us on last week's minutes."
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"This week's winner is 2974."
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"Good job, brother!"
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"What's wrong with me?"
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"It's okay, get a grip, girl."
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"- Yeah! - Let's say that if they change the flag,"
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"All right, well, now that that's out of the way, it is time to play"
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"Yeah!"
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"that maybe history ain't worth defending sometimes."
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"- Doing a good job, and I... - All right, look,"
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"sometimes they feel what's called sexual tension."
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"Sometimes you just have to act on impulse and get it over with."
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"- You mean I should kiss him? - Kiss him and get it out of your system."
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"for their support of our debate club."
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"There. Now, the main point we would like to make is that often times,"
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"Our main point is that the flag shouldn't offend anyone"
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"So, people should not be so upset about killing. Thank you."
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"Yeah, you know, I suddenly found myself on the side of Klan members."
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"Maybe we can come up with a compromise flag."
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"from all you wonderful crackers!"
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"Well, this has been an interesting week in South Park."
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"We've all done a lot of growing this week."
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"or whatever, we are all just people."
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"And they added a black guy as one of the hangers, too, so it's not racist."
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"I can't believe how right Bebe was about feeling under pressure with somebody."
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"Stan, Stan, wait up!"
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"I'm going down to South Park Gonna have myself a time"
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"Friendly faces everywhere Humble folks without temptation"
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"I'm going down to South Park Gonna leave my woes behind"
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"Ample parking day or night People spouting, "Howdy, neighbour""
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"I'm heading on up to South Park Gonna see if I can't unwind"
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"So come on down to South Park And meet some friends of mine"
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"Gentlemen, I understand you are here to present both sides of an issue."
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"I want to hear you both out and do this in a civil and constructive manner"
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"so that I can give you both the time and attention you deserve."
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"- Jimbo, why don't you begin? - Mayor, it's about the South Park flag."
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"Jesus Christ, not this again."
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"We cannot change the South Park flag, Mayor!"
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"But you have to understand that this has been the South Park flag"
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"since some of our ancestors, like my great-grandfather, founded this land."
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"That flag represents a time when blacks were persecuted by whites."
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"and you tell me what exactly you find racist about it."
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"Chef, what about the baseball team, the Cleveland Indians, huh?"
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"- Yeah! - No, because it's their history!"
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"- And I'm telling you it won't! - Oh, boy!"
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