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Clips from South Park - Chef Goes Nanners (S04E04)

"I believe that they are racists. But I do believe in..."
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"and after the debate, there will finally be a vote."
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"three against changing the flag, and 4,382 undecided."
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"Ned, nobody's gonna vote for our side"
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"if it's the side those KKK members are on."
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"I can't believe it. All the pressure's on us."
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"I mean, this debate is going to actually affect the outcome of the vote."
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"Oh, man, we've got to come up with rebuttals to the history argument."
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"Why don't we just talk about the swastika?"
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"But obviously, history wasn't as important"
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"Hey, that's a pretty good point, Cartman."
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"- I'm gonna make that our first argument! - Cool."
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"Really? Mine, too!"
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"- Hey, that's what I always do, too. - No way!"
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"Yeah! Jesus, I never thought I'd have anything in common with you, Cartman."
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"Well, anyway, let's get back to work."
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"Now let's say that first we talk about the history of the flag."
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"We can show that the..."
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"- Mr. Hat, what do you think you're doing? - There's another Klan rally tonight."
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"you are not dragging me to another Klan meeting."
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"But they're electing a new assistant to the Grand Dragon. I might get elected."
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"Well, good for you, puppet pants, I'll have nothing to do with it!"
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"- I'm going whether you like it or not! - Oh, yeah?"
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"White power! White power!"
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"Damn it, Ned, doesn't that thing have a volume control?"
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"White power! White power!"
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"Good evening, brothers! Our first order of business tonight"
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"Last week we decided we hate blacks and Jews. A lot."
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"All right. And now, it's time for us all to come together and do our cake raffle."
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"- All right! - Cake raffle!"
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"I won, I won! I won the cake!"
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"Oh, Cartman!"
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"Wendy..."
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"Oh, God, please don't let this be happening."
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"All right, brothers, listen up! As you know, this fine city is holding"
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"But lynching minorities is history. So what are we gonna do about it?"
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"Let's say that if they change the flag, we'll burn down the capitol!"
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"- We'll never leave this town. - Yeah!"
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"- Let's say they should change the flag! - Yeah!"
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"- What's that, brother? - I think we should switch sides!"
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"Me, too. That's a good idea."
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"Look, we have to accept the fact that most people in the world hate us, right?"
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"- Yeah! - So whatever side we're on"
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"- Is the side that's gonna lose, right? - Right."
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"So why don't we all say that we want the flag changed."
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"That way, most folks will vote to keep it the way it is."
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"- That's a great idea, brother! - Yeah!"
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"All right, it is decided."
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"We will officially tell everyone that we want the flag changed,"
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"so that they will all vote against us."
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"- Hooray! Yeah! - We're smart!"
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"That worked perfectly, Ned."
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"Who's Got the Silliest Thing On Under Their Robe."
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"Jesus, Ned, these guys are completely nuts."
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"I can't believe those people are on our side."
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"I mean, is our side that crazy?"
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"Hello, Chef. Big debate tomorrow, I guess."
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"Thanks for coming over, Bebe. I have something to tell you."
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"- Sure, what? - Bebe, I'm attracted to Cartman!"
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"- I know. - Why would you tell me this?"
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"- Why would you tell anyone this? - Because I don't know what to do!"
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"when two people work closely for a long time,"
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"I realise that many of you are torn by the issues as well,"
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"so perhaps the children can shed some light on us."
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"We'll start with Wendy Testaberger, on the Flag Should Be Changed team."
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"The... The..."
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"it is prudent to change history. As times change, we hope to grow,"
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"and as we grow, our rules must change. It is a natural part of evolution."
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"Thank you."
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"Okay, and Kyle and Stan's team, your main point?"
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"because killing has been around since the beginning of time."
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"All animals kill, and the animals that don't kill are stupid ones,"
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"like cows and turtles and stuff."
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"- You just missed the point entirely. - Huh?"
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"I'm not mad because the flag shows somebody getting killed,"
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"it's because it's racist!"
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"- Racist? - Children, don't you even know"
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"That flag is racist because a black man is being hung by white people."
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"- We didn't really see it that way. - But that's a black man up there!"
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"Yeah, but the colour of someone's skin doesn't matter."
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"Well, of course it matters when..."
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"Oh, my God! Wait a minute."
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"You children didn't even see the flag"
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"as a black man being hanged by white people, did you?"
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"- No. - Why, that is..."
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"That is the most beautiful thing I've ever heard."
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"- What? - What?"
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"Don't you see? All this time I thought these little crackers had turned racist"
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"when actually they were so not racist"
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"that they didn't even make a separation of black and white to begin with."
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"All they saw when they looked at that flag was five people."
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"- Yeah! - I'm sorry, children."
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"I was wrong about you."
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"But I still think the flag needs to be changed."
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"But now I realise that I almost let racism turn me into a racist."
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"I've never had anything against blacks, Chef."
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"I know you don't, Jimbo."
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"I've known you for almost 10 years. You're a good man."
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"We've been way too divisive over this, Chef."
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"Something that everybody can be happy with."
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"I think that's a much better start than me trying to separate myself"
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"Stan?"
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"Everyone was afraid to take a stand on this issue,"
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"but now we have learned once again that black, white, yellow, brown,"
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"- Wait, I don't get it. - See, there's people of all colours."
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"- Hooray! - I have to admit it, that is a lot nicer."
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"- I'm sure glad that's over with. - Me, too."
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"As soon as it was over, all my feelings for you just vanished."
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"Oh. Yeah, yeah, totally."
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"I'm totally back to normal. See you later!"
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"Yeah, see you later, ho."
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"How can a black man not be bothered by it?"
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"All right, Chef, I'll have my assistants hold up the flag"
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"You don't see anything wrong with that flag?"
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"- Okay, on Saturday we march! - March?"
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"- Me, me! - Me, me!"
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"Now who wants to lead the Flag Should Be Changed team?"
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"We have to explain why we think the flag should not be changed."
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"Well, that figures you don't,"
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"But, Chef, we don't know what you're talking about!"
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