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Clips from The Simpsons - Natural Born Kissers (S09E09)

"Bored, are ya? Lisa, go cut me a switch."
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"Oh! There's gotta be something to do around here."
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"- Hey, are they pulling the plug on anybody today? - Nope, everybody's paid up."
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"What a weird looking vacuum cleaner."
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"What, are you simple? That's my old mine detector from the war."
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"It was my job to clear the roads of enemy explosives."
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"[Detector Beeping]"
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"And that's how I earned the Iron Cross."
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"- Can we borrow this, Grampa? - Sure. She still works."
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"- [Beeping] - That's my brass knee. Steel hip."
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"- [Beeping] - That one's news to me."
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"When you think about it, mud is nothing but wet dirt."
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"Oh!"
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"- [Both Gasp] - Quick! The barn!"
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"[Thunderclaps Continue]"
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"[Grunting]"
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"- [Rounding] - [Cackling]"
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"[Panting] Safe at last."
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"Shh. We're trespassing. And some of these farmers have pitchforks."
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"- [Both Gasp] - [Grunts]"
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"If somebody's in here, you're in for some serious ass forkir!"
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"[Both Panting]"
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"- That was close. - Very close."
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"[Lowing]"
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"- Cara mia. - [Laughing]"
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"- Hey, public display! - Yeah, what's with the love thang?"
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"Let's just say the country air did us good."
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"[TVAudience] Whoo!"
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"Bart, I told you not to leave that TV on."
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"[TVAudience] Whoa-oh!"
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"- What are we looking for anyway? - Pirate booty. What else?"
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"Argh! Now we bury the treasure."
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"Uh, Captain? Captain? I know we usually bury the treasure..."
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"but what if this time we use it to buy things?"
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"You know, things we like. [Grunts]"
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"Argh. We'll dig up the treasure in seven yar."
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"I've drawn a map on this cracker..."
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"So, you see, there's treasure everywhere."
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"- [Beeping] - Hmm."
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"Okay, here's the deal. Crowns and doubloons are mine..."
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"snuff boxes and cameos are yours."
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"Now, as for wands and scepters-"
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"[Whistle Blowing]"
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"- Hey, Homer, see you at Moe's? - He put new electrical tape on the cushions."
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"Sorry, guys. Marge and I are spending the weekend at a bed-and-breakfast."
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"- Oh, trying to jump-start the old marriage, huh? - Can I come?"
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"Nah, it'd just be awkward, what with the sex and all."
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"Yeah, I always figured Marge would be a dynamo in the sack, you know?"
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"Oh, boy, she's got legs from here to ya-ya!"
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"- How do you do, ma'am? - Hope this evening finds you well."
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"Oh, knock it off, you perverts."
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"[Homer] Now they did say bed and breakfast, right?"
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"Doilies and cozies as far as the eye can see."
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"If there's anything more exquisite..."
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"than Queen Anne's lace, I haven't found it."
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"- Big enough for two. - [Growls]"
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"Are you ready to rock? 'Cause here we go."
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"Um, eh, no time like the present."
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"Hmm, something's not right."
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"Does this bed feel lumpy to you?"
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"Well, yeah, kinda."
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"Did that butter churn just move? 'Cause if it did-"
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"No, no, honey. Maybe this will help."
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"Hey! Look at that!"
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"[Gasps] Oh, good Lord!"
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"- [Gasps] - [Screams]"
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"I'm so sorry. I saw everything."
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"Mine too! Just like back in that hayloft."
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"You know, the fear of getting caught is kind of a turn-on."
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"There's that dirty girl I married."
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"Come on. I have a disgusting idea."
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"[Woman] Oh, it's a donkey."
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"- Shh. They'll hear us. - They didn't hear us in the sewing room."
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"[Giggling]"
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"- Whoa! Excellent haul! - But it's all trash."
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"Exactly. Now there's nothing left out there but treasure."
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"- Hello, everybody. - Hey, you're back. Did you "rock the casbah"?"
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"Bart! Yes."
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"Do you know you have your hands in each other's pockets?"
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"It's okay when you're in love..."
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"- Ahhh. Eskimo kiss! - [Both Moaning]"
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"- [Both] Eew. - You guys are sick."
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"You don't think there's anything wrong with what we're doing, do you?"
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"I don't think anything I've ever done is wrong."
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"Bart, this could be priceless!"
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"Priceless like a mother's love, or the good kind of priceless?"
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"Not yet. Wait. Wait. Wait."
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"Now!"
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"Oh, this is so naughty."
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"Coming back to our old love nest."
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"It hasn't changed since that magical evening when I knocked you up."
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"Oh, we drank so much that night."
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"Yeah. I thought Bart would be born a dimwit!"
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"Yeah."
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"Well, this time I'm drunk on love..."
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"Here comes "two.""
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"Louis, I think this could be the start of a beautiful friendship."
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"Look out, Rick! He's packir heat!"
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"Good work, Sam. Come on. I'll buy you a falafel."
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"Not so fast, "schmarteneimer"!"
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"- [Explosion] - Hope you don't mind my dropping in?"
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"Not at all, sweet cakes. You know what to do, Sam."
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"## [Slow Melody]"
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"- [Bell Tolling] - [Crowd Cheering]"
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"I'll say. Wasrt it great?"
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"And the question mark leaves the door open for a sequel."
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"I've seen that movie 10 times, and I never get tired of that ending."
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"- I'm just a little girl. - [Grunts]"
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"My studio produced Casablanca, all right?"
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"well, studio execs, we were- we were just dopes in suits, not like today."
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"What are you talking about? I loved it."
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"Ah, you're a sweet old gent to say that."
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"- This should be in a museum. - Look, I'll tell you what."
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"Now, the secret to the windmill hole is to-"
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"- Not hit the blades? - Bingo."
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"[Homer Gasps]"
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"Hmm, that's odd. It didn't come out the rear end."
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"Rod, you've got small, girlish hands. Reach in and fish it out."
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"Oh, now, Roddy, it's just a stuck ball. I'll get it."
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"Truant ball, eh? [Chuckles] I'll help you."
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