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Clips from South Park - Cash for Gold (S16E16)

"The J&G Shopping Network said so."
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"You should save it for when you die. That's our money."
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"Tomorrow's picture day at school. Stan can wear it for his photos."
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"That's wonderful! That will make me feel really good."
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"Who's Stan?"
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"It was a gift from my grandpa. It cost a lot of money."
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"- That was six grand? - Yeah, dude."
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"It's fucking gay as fuck."
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"I really wish my grandpa would just give me the money."
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"Take it to one of those pawn places."
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"It's worth so much I feel bad accepting it."
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"It's 14-carat gold, diamond and turquoise..."
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"Those are real diamonds."
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"Could make a $10 profit."
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"Don't worry, there's gotta be another Cash for Gold place here."
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"Here's one."
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"Welcome to Taco Bell."
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"How much you give me for this gold, turquoise and diamond bolo?"
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"four grams here."
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"How does something like this happen?"
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"halfway complete with today's broadcast."
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"this is item number 45-78111."
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"Look at these stunning earrings."
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"These are genuine faux sapphire earrings."
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"How do you like that for prestigious?"
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"We're selling these today for..."
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"$320."
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"That's a steal. The phones are lighting up."
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"I believe we have a sale. Do we?"
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"Can you remember your credit card number?"
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"3715..."
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"Congratulations on the 14-carat faux sapphire earrings."
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"At that price, you practically stole them from us."
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"Dude, that's terrible!"
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"I told you, I've been watching all day."
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"But how do they get away with that?"
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"What?"
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"to make gold."
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"added to a cable-based shopping network"
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"divided by demented old people"
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"Kenny, tell Cartman to shut up."
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"Shut the fuck up, fucking asshole."
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"Oh, my gosh! Can you believe this?"
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"Somebody's about to get this $20,000 topaz and copper ring"
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"for just 4,000 bucks."
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"We've got our buyer on the line. You're buying this as a gift, sir?"
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"No, I'm buying it as a gift,"
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"for my grandson, Billy."
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"Grandpa?"
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"Finest emerald available."
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"EZ is an a abbreviation of easy."
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"I got word we're dropping"
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"It's now just E Pay."
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"we're saving you a second of time."
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"Say E Pay 5,000 times."
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"She doesn't like jewelry."
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"Right."
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"She always made me so happy."
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"When she died,"
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"I thought I'd always have the memory of her slobbering happy face."
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"Don't worry, I'm gonna take care of this."
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"Token, I bet your mom has old jewelry she wouldn't notice missing."
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"- What the fuck? - Sorry, my arm's hurt."
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"You there?"
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"Enjoy the Tiger's Eye Aquamarine Bracelet."
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"What should we do next?"
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"It's Bingo night. You're looking for something to wear."
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"You must be a fan of panzotopanzanite."
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"- What's that? - I said you should kill yourself."
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"What you do is unjustifiable."
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"You're the definition of evil."
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"Kill yourself."
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"on the day seniors pick up social security checks."
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"You shouldn't say things like that."
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"A host of a jewelry channel may do it. You'd feel really bad."
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"No, I really want you to kill yourself."
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"How about this."
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"and blows his brains out, you might be liable."
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"$2.7 million. How does that sound?"
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"I don't care what happens to me. I care about my grandfather."
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"You morally empty corrupted maggot."
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"Your only chance to right the wrongs you've done"
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"and repay all the elderly people whose lives you've destroyed"
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"is to kill yourself."
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"Telling someone to kill themselves. That's not a joke."
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"I'm not joking."
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"This is... Look at this, you guys."
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"$8 billion, opening bid. We've got to sell this ring today."
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"Do you fuck kids all the time? That's what you did with this deal."
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"She's captain of the debate team at Jefferson high school."
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"Goodbye."
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"That's good acting. I should get an award."
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"If you've got a beef with the system, you're talking to the wrong people."
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"All we do is smelter down what we get from the Cash for Gold places."
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""Whoever smelt it dealt it.""
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"The Hindu saying is actually..."
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"Old people are victimized by shopping networks,"
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"The jewelry that those networks sell don't even come from us."
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"It's all made in India, where those Hindu rhymes come from."
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"That's right."
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"Whoever made the rhyme did the crime."
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"You do so good business. You so clever."
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"I get by."
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"It's beautiful. Look, it's beautiful."
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"That's best one. You so clever."
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"You take advantage my low prices."
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"I getting taken advantage. You like fuck Asian lady?"
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"You should be ashamed of the Americans that you're exploiting."
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"They're getting fucked by Asians ladies."
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"All I want is a goddamn retribution for my goddamn grandpa."
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"What's he doing?"
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"Actually, this might kind of work."
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"Anyway, I wanted to give you something."
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"For me?"
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"There's that slobbering happy face."
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"That means a lot."
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"That bolo tie you're wearing?"
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"That's a good idea."
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"Folks, these are not average peridot craponite earrings."
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"These are 18-carat gold."
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