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Clips from South Park - Cash for Gold (S16E16)

"We'd love to stay for dinner, but the food gives Sharon diarrhea."
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"Hold on just a second."
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"That's 14-carat gold,"
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"with turquoise and real diamonds."
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"$6,000?"
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"You shouldn't spend your retirement money"
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"It's gorgeous. Thank you."
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"Nice bolo tie."
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"Bolo ties are really in, right now. It's cool you have one."
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"It's a recreation of the bolo tie worn by King Henry V."
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"That cost my grandpa $6,000."
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"Fifteen bucks?"
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"I'm not getting taken advantage of."
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"These are real diamonds, right?"
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"$9."
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"Would you like to try our Doritos Locos Tacos?"
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"14-carat gold."
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"You guys don't even make a 6-Layer Burrito!"
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"All right, a 7-Layer Burrito, but that's as high as I'm going!"
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"My grandpa paid $6,000 for something barely worth anything."
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"OK, folks, we are..."
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"You wanna get in on these deals, call now."
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"Faux is French."
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"It's got an X in it, but you don't pronounce it."
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"Vivian, you got a heck of a deal. What's your last name, sweetheart?"
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"Hold on, we'll get you on with a rep."
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"Thanks for shopping with us."
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"This is a new time, a new era of science only the smartest can comprehend."
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"For centuries, alchemists have tried to come up with the formula"
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"Whoever could do it would of course become rich, and now,"
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"the chemical equation is right before our eyes."
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"That's the chemical equation for gold?"
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"equals gold."
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"We're letting this go"
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"for $1,495, EZ Pay."
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"$1,495 EZ Pay."
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"the Z from EZ Pay."
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"And those add up. Go ahead and try it."
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"That's 5,000 seconds, 9 hours"
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"we just saved you on J&G Shopping Network."
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"You don't have a lot of time left, literally."
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"Pass this to your kids and grandkids. Show them your life had meaning."
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"Did you see that?"
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"Don't you think your sister would like that?"
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"She will one day. She will appreciate it."
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"She's just a baby after all."
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"She's not a baby. She's 13."
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"Right, boy."
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"I didn't let myself get too sad 'cause I thought,"
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""My arm's hurt." Pick the sign, this is a business!"
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"Three bucks."
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"We got crappy jewelry."
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"We've just sold this bracelet to Ms. Marsha Tubbs."
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"Marsha, thank you for your call."
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"You just got yourself a heck of a deal on this one."
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"I'm lost walking on the freeway."
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"All right, you're lost walking on a freeway."
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"Here's a good 'un."
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"You're going to that senior's cocktail party."
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"You should kill yourself."
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"And you know it's unjustifiable."
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"And you don't care."
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"I read that shopping networks make most of their money"
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"Kill yourself."
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"- No, I wouldn't. - Yes, you would."
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"If a jewelry network host goes home tonight"
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"You think it's funny..."
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"Next item we're gonna do is 55-2167755."
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"This is 200-carat Brazilian emerald and plasticine ring."
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"I'll start the biding for this ring at..."
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"$8 billion."
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"At this price... We got a call already, Butters?"
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"Can I ask you something? Do you like fucking little boys?"
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"I'm sorry?"
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"You fucked me good. Congratulations."
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"You saw me selling this ring and thought, "I'd like to fuck him"?"
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"Thanks, I got to go get the taste of old-lady dick out of my mouth."
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"You don't have someone in your life suffering from Alzheimer's. I do!"
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"There's a old Hindu saying,"
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"- What does that mean? - "Whoever denied it supplied it.""
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"The old Hindu saying is "whoever smelt it dealt it.""
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"It's "whoever denied it supplied it.""
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"What are you saying, Gustov? Do you mean..."
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"I'm running a resale business,"
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"What you like?"
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"I guess I'll take that ring, there."
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"You make so good choice."
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"And maybe I'll take that one for $300."
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""There's nice Asian lady. I think I go in and I fuck her.""
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"You Asian-lady fucker you."
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"Quit the act. I'm not fucking you."
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"Fuck you!"
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"My balls"
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"Motherfuckers!"
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"How dare you take advantage of those less fortunate?"
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"You guys stole my formula, then try to fuck me."
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"Not a diamond and gold necklace!"
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"We learned that whoever smelt it, denied it and rhymed it"
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"- Sounds like you had a fun weekend. - I guess so."
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"My God."
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"Ol' Patches."
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"I don't know where you got that, but it's fucking gay as fuck."
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"Cool, I won't wear it anymore."
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"And we got... Do we have a buyer?"
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"All right, goddamn it. We got another comedian."
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"two dollars and thirty-six cents."
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"So now, how about a caller who wants to buy jewelry?"
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"Hello, sir?"
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"You're too scared to do it, aren't you?"
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"the straw that broke the camel's back."
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"La Fabrique www.sous-titres.eu"
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"Dad, it was really great seeing you."
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"I got a present for my grandson."
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"Come here, Billy."
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"You've grown up."
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"to impress all the ladies."
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"Go ahead and open it."
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"Look at that, a bolo tie!"
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"$6,000."
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"It's worth $50,000."
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