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Clips from Family Guy - Tiegs for Two (S09E09)

"Do as I command,"
Family Guy
"and we will defeat the Autobots once and for all!"
Family Guy
"Autobots always win."
Family Guy
"You think Optimus Prime's gonna be dead, but then he's not dead."
Family Guy
"I'm taking this from a robot that turns into a canoe?"
Family Guy
"When there's a battle on a gently-moving river, you'II want me."
Family Guy
"I can only help you bring out your "inner stud.""
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"Now how many of you guys think a woman is Iooking for Prince Charming?"
Family Guy
"Wrong! They're Iooking for bastards Iike me!"
Family Guy
"You wanna know how many times I've been Iaid since Iast night? 60!"
Family Guy
"Why? 'Cause I'm not trying to be a girl's Prince Charming."
Family Guy
"I'm trying to be that big mistake they made at the bar Iast night."
Family Guy
""PIeased to meet you. That's a handsome scarf pin.""
Family Guy
"No! You say, "Hi, there!"
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""How's your relationship with your father?""
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"If she says anything positive, move along."
Family Guy
"Hey. Sorry I'm Iate."
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"Brian! What are you doing here?"
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"-I'm in your class. -What? No way!"
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"-I don't want you in here! -Too bad. Here's my class receipt."
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"But you Iick yourself once in this class, and you're out!"
Family Guy
"Don't Iook, don't Iook! I spilled something."
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"-What? Why? -Do it or you get an F."
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"AII right."
Family Guy
"Excuse me. I was just Iooking you over, and I had a question."
Family Guy
"Are those highlights in your hair or potato chips?"
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"-Highlights! -Okay."
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"Sassy!"
Family Guy
"You've got me sweating above and below my ass."
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"Let's go, Iover."
Family Guy
"-Okay, what the fuck? -I know, I know."
Family Guy
"Quagmire told us to dress flashy so girls would notice us."
Family Guy
"Well, so far so good, I guess. But tonight's the real test."
Family Guy
"Hey, who was that fat chick sneaking out of here this morning?"
Family Guy
"Oh, that was someone I met from class. Bettina."
Family Guy
"Ooh, that's way too fancy a name for her."
Family Guy
"Her name should be "Thud" or "Oof.""
Family Guy
"You know, I have to admit, Brian, I'm glad you called."
Family Guy
"That's what I go by now, The Paw."
Family Guy
"-Oh, okay. -Yeah."
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"Shut up for a couple of minutes, I'm gonna Iook around."
Family Guy
"Brian, you're being kind of disrespectful."
Family Guy
"Relax, baby."
Family Guy
"Hey, check your phone. I sent you something."
Family Guy
"Okay, you know what? I'm gonna go."
Family Guy
"Why, you getting more moles put on?"
Family Guy
"You know, I came here 'cause I thought I'd made a mistake by not giving you a chance,"
Family Guy
"but it's obvious you're just another typical jerk."
Family Guy
"Denise, wait..."
Family Guy
"Hey! Oh, my God! Two nights in a row!"
Family Guy
"-Oh, hi, Bettina. -Thanks for the sex Iast night."
Family Guy
"AII right, Iet's see what you guys have done to make yourselves Iook Iike douchebags."
Family Guy
"AII right, good. Looks good."
Family Guy
"You're not attractive, but I'II do you as a favor."
Family Guy
"Hey, Paw, you're Iate."
Family Guy
"You're a son of a bitch."
Family Guy
"You're teaching us all this crap about how to get women,"
Family Guy
"and it's all a bunch of bull!"
Family Guy
"I came here 'cause I wanted to get Denise back"
Family Guy
"and instead, you ruined my Iife!"
Family Guy
"This course is in getting Iaid, not finding Iove."
Family Guy
"So, what's the point?"
Family Guy
"If you never find Iove, then it's just meaningless sex."
Family Guy
"Only when you're ready. And maybe not even then."
Family Guy
"You see, women are a Iot Iike Saturday Night Live sketches."
Family Guy
"But then there's that one... That one woman"
Family Guy
"who's as amazingly perfect as "Massive Head Wound Harry.""
Family Guy
"For me, that woman is Cheryl Tiegs."
Family Guy
"That's why I keep trying to figure out how to bring you back into my Iife,"
Family Guy
"I still remember the day we met."
Family Guy
"Look at the man on the unicycle with a parrot on his shoulder."
Family Guy
"That's quite a skill you've got there."
Family Guy
"Well, ever since I got discharged from the Navy,"
Family Guy
"I do anything I can to make money."
Family Guy
"Well, I think unicycles are sexy."
Family Guy
"GIenn, these past few weeks have been amazing."
Family Guy
"I know. I feel the same way."
Family Guy
"If this is the kind of joy the '80s has in store for me, I'm ready."
Family Guy
"QUAGMIRE: But that wasn't the case."
Family Guy
"In fact, things went wrong real fast."
Family Guy
"Why? We just got here? I'm having a good time."
Family Guy
"Y eah, I can tell. You've been talking to John Davidson for half an hour."
Family Guy
"Oh, hey, John. I Iike your work... Not!"
Family Guy
"QUAGMIRE: That was the first time anybody ever used that."
Family Guy
"GIenn, I've about had it with your petty jealousy."
Family Guy
"I'm starting to think this relationship is a mistake."
Family Guy
"Wow, did you just break up with Cheryl Tiegs?"
Family Guy
"I sure did."
Family Guy
"Someday... Someday we'II make it right."
Family Guy
"You're Iike a black woman in hindsight."
Family Guy
"I told you. What did I tell you?"
Family Guy
"Didn't I tell you? 'Cause I told you."
Family Guy
"Mmm-hmm. And when did I tell you?"
Family Guy
"(DOORBELL RINGING)"
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"(STAMMERING) Are you... Cheryl?"
Family Guy
"Cheryl, what are you doing here?"
Family Guy
"Well, you know, it's been so many years, and I was in the neighborhood,"
Family Guy
"and I thought I'd just drop by and say hi."
Family Guy
"My new boyfriend I guess knows you, and told me where you Iive."
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"Hey, Cheryl, get your fat ass over here before I dump you."
Family Guy
"He's so bossy. I Iove it."
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"Well, it was great seeing you, GIenn."
Family Guy
"(LAUGHING)"
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"(LOUD POUNDING)"
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"What's going on, Quagmire?"
Family Guy
"but you're nothing more than a back-stabbing, junkyard cur."
Family Guy
"My whole Iife's been dedicated to Cheryl Tiegs!"
Family Guy
"-Yeah, I know. So what? -Your dog is dating her!"
Family Guy
"-Yeah. -Oh, my God."
Family Guy
"Light the beacons."
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"(FANFARE PLAYING)"
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"Cheryl Tiegs. Nice."
Family Guy
"-I really Iike this restaurant. -You seem to Iike everything."
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"-Brian, you're acting a Iittle distant. -Yeah, get whatever you want."
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"Oh, hey, guys, fancy me running into you here."
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"Oh, hey, Quagmire."
Family Guy
"Listen, Brian, I've been a real heel,"
Family Guy
"Oh, well, that's very kind of you, but there's no need."
Family Guy
"No, no, I want to. I want to."
Family Guy
"I'd Iike to treat the four of us to dinner."
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