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Clips from Family Guy - Tiegs for Two (S09E09)

"It seems today that all you see"
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"Lucky there 's a family guy"
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"Lucky there 's a man who positively can do"
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"Laugh and cry"
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"at Michael J. Fox's house."
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"You know, we got there."
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"but it's..."
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"I don't think I'm gonna be able to cash this."
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"I'm glad we took the high road on this one."
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"Oh, wait, now they're telling me they do want to show it."
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"Son of a bitch! What is your problem?"
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"You stop make bing-bong! Every bing-bong two cent!"
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"This seems Iike it'd be a great place to work."
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"But I... I didn't go to college."
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"Good! He do too many white people movie anyway!"
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"(BING BONGS OVERLAPPING)"
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"You no come back, ever!"
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"I no Iike you American! And all you American Iook alike!"
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"-They're all the same. -They are not all the same!"
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"Number 32."
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"Peter, isn't there something you'd Iike to say to Mr. Washee-Washee?"
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"Fine! Mr. Washee-Washee, I am sorry I was rude at your store."
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"-Good. Now give me back my shirt! -Peter!"
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"Enough! You all banned from my store! Bing-bong!"
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"MR. WASHEE-WASHEE: Drop it, or I blow you head off!"
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"Okay, it's not my shirt."
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"You break in my house, I can kill you Iegally."
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"Take off shirt!"
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"You bluff."
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"No! Don't hurt shirt!"
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"Well, it seems we're at an impasse."
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"(GRUNTING)"
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"(CRY ECHOES INTO DISTANCE)"
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"You lose!"
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"Not the best way to spend a Thursday night, huh?"
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"(SIGHS) You can say that again."
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"I'm picking up my friend Peter."
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"Hey, would you mind if I asked for your number?"
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"This is the only world I know anymore."
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"Good morning, everyone."
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"Besides, I thought Jillian was the girl you waited your whole Iife for."
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"-So? -Well, guess who has a date on Saturday?"
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"Peter, I'm not getting drunk for fun."
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"Because I'm never gonna meet the right woman."
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"why don't you take Quagmire's class on picking up chicks?"
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"Nope. Not going to work."
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"Oh, come on. What did we talk about?"
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"Now, as I said before, I can't make you into studs."
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"But there's a Iot of potential here."
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"Mort, how many times you been Iaid since your wife died?"
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"Look, what's the first thing you say to a woman when you meet her?"
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"Now teach me how to find Iove."
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"AII right. Fine."
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"You're up, Brian. Now go hit on that fat chick."
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"Hey, will you sign this form that says I hit on you?"
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"Oh, right, peacocking. How's the class going?"
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"I'm gonna try out what I've Iearned on Denise."
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"Well, good Iuck."
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"-I sort of missed hanging out. -Call me The Paw."
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"A Iot of babes here tonight."
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"(GASPS) Oh, my God! Is that your..."
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"Yeah. How'd you Iike to get hit in the face with that?"
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"AII right, I'm a hot chick in a club. What do you say to me?"
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"(LAUGHS) Lucky for you!"
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"These skills aren't for women you care about, you idiot."
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"How will I get the woman of my dreams?"
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"You'd never fall for these tricks."
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"so we can make it work."
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"I think I'm falling in Iove with you."
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"Cheryl, don't you think it's time for us to go now?"
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"Hey, GIenn, great to meet you."
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"John Davidson, host of That's lncredible!"
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"Well, maybe it is."
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"You shouldn't have tried these tricks on Denise, Brian."
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"But if you ask me, she got Iucky,"
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"because now she's dodged the bullet of being in a relationship with a Ioser Iike you."
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"Well, you just think you know everything, don't you?"
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"A Iong time ago."
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"Exactly what just happened."
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"-Hi, GIenn. -Oh, my God."
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"(CAR HORN HONKS)"
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"QUAGMIRE: Where is he? Where's that son of a bitch?"
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"You dirty bastard. I always knew you were Iow,"
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"What the hell, man?"
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"No way. You're banging Cheryl Tiegs?"
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"and I'd Iike to make it up to you."
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"Oh, he's doing great. Isn't that right, pal?"
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"Oh, get in here."
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"So, how did you guys get together?"
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"It was a Snickers wrapper, Brian. I held up a Snickers wrapper."
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"and I knew I Iiked him."
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"Well, it was still smaller than that thing you had on your Iip for three years."
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"Oh, that's nice."
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"that you teach a class in picking up women."
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"You son of a bitch!"
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"Enough. Stop it, both of you."
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"Brian, you've been using me."
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"And you, GIenn. I was always waiting for you to grow up,"
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"-Cheryl, wait. -Jillian."
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"Hey, you know, maybe it took us stealing each other's girls"
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"Is violence in movies and sex on TV"
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"But where are those good old-fashioned values"
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"On which we used to rely?"
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"All the things that make us"
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"Peter, I need you to pick up the dry cleaning."
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"Here's the ticket. It's the Chinese one over on EIm."
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"AII right. Well, I need my other white shirt back anyway."
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"This one's getting kind of smelly."
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"And if I wore another color, I think it would just throw people."
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"You only have two white shirts?"
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"Well, I had a third one, but it got ruined at that wine tasting"
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"Hi. I'm Peter Griffin."
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"Now, we were going to show you the actual scene,"
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"but it would just make us all sad."
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"So, I'm just gonna tell you what happened."
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"See, he has this disease, and it makes him shake a Iot,"
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"and what with all the shaking, he spilled his wine all over my shirt,"
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"and my shirt was ruined."
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"So, that's what that was."
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