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Clips from Family Guy - Tiegs for Two (S09E09)

"Well, sure, I... Wait, who's the fourth?"
Family Guy
"Oh, my new girlfriend. Here she is."
Family Guy
"-Jillian? -Hi, Brian. How are you?"
Family Guy
"Guy Iooks Iike a million bucks, all green and wrinkly, right?"
Family Guy
"(BOTH LAUGHING)"
Family Guy
"Okay, Iet's have dinner, huh?"
Family Guy
"He showed up at my door"
Family Guy
"and said he was a Federal Boob Inspector."
Family Guy
"And I was gonna tell him to go away, but he had a warrant."
Family Guy
"But then he started saying things to me"
Family Guy
"that my father might say if he were still alive,"
Family Guy
"Well, I guess you guys have gotten pretty close, huh?"
Family Guy
"Did Quagmire ever tell you he was obese as a child?"
Family Guy
"Did Brian ever tell you he once had a tick"
Family Guy
"on the back of his neck that he couldn't reach with his mouth,"
Family Guy
"and it swelled up to the size of a Ping-Pong ball?"
Family Guy
"Oh, three years? You mean Iike"
Family Guy
"the three years you have Ieft on this planet?"
Family Guy
"Hey, if you guys are so close, maybe Jillian should know"
Family Guy
"And Cheryl should know that you took that class."
Family Guy
"Does Jillian know you're half-Polish, Mr. Quagglecheck?"
Family Guy
"You obviously have no respect for either of us."
Family Guy
"Yeah, you're acting all mean."
Family Guy
"Now I'm glad you made me face away during sex."
Family Guy
"You're right, Cheryl, he's just a user."
Family Guy
"but you're still that unicycle street performer with a dream in his eye"
Family Guy
"and a parrot on his shoulder."
Family Guy
"That parrot's still alive, you know? Those fucking things Iive forever."
Family Guy
"Maybe you boys will get it together someday,"
Family Guy
"but it Iooks Iike that's all you are. Boys."
Family Guy
"Yeah. Boys."
Family Guy
"I'm sorry. I'II do anything, please!"
Family Guy
"-Meg? -Yeah, this still happens sometimes."
Family Guy
"-You okay? -Yep."
Family Guy
"Just waiting for my car."
Family Guy
"Look, I'm sorry I did what I did."
Family Guy
"Cheryl's great, and I hope someday you get the chance to be with her."
Family Guy
"No. I'm never gonna get that chance again."
Family Guy
"And you know what? I deserve to be Ionely."
Family Guy
"I'm no saint. I dated Jillian just to hurt you."
Family Guy
"It's okay."
Family Guy
"It probably wouldn't have worked out, Iike everything else."
Family Guy
"-to finally become friends. -Yeah, maybe."
Family Guy
"and I spent all my cash in the restaurant, even though you said you'd pay."
Family Guy
"So, would you mind giving me a Iift home, buddy?"
Family Guy
"English - US - SDH"
Family Guy
"That's where it's gotten."
Family Guy
"What you want?"
Family Guy
"Now, we are gonna invite him over for dinner"
Family Guy
"-I no have your shirt! -You yes have my shirt!"
Family Guy
"(SHOUTS)"
Family Guy
"-Do Muriel's clothes count? -No!"
Family Guy
"AII right, time to practice what we've Iearned."
Family Guy
"Look at the man on the unicycle."
Family Guy
"In fact, you know, since you guys are already here,"
Family Guy
"(SNARLING)"
Family Guy
"He 's a family guy"
Family Guy
"But, just so you know, you didn't really get in."
Family Guy
"Listen, Washee-Washee, that's my shirt, and I ain't Ieaving here without it."
Family Guy
"Yay, I helped."
Family Guy
"Put five cents in the hat."
Family Guy
"Eh. Clash ofthe Titans'owl was worse."
Family Guy
"Mayor West, come up here."
Family Guy
"And what did I say would happen when I told you?"
Family Guy
"(SENSOR MAKES "BING BONG" SOUND)"
Family Guy
"I call him "Barry," you probably know him as "Barack.""
Family Guy
"Number 3287."
Family Guy
"Lots of them are awful, some are decent, and a few are pretty good."
Family Guy
"I'm thinking about getting my pilot's Iicense."
Family Guy
"First time, I swear to God."
Family Guy
"What do you think of that, folks?"
Family Guy
"That's incredible!"
Family Guy
"Hey."
Family Guy
"I blew it for good, Brian."
Family Guy
"Oh, hey, Iisten, Cheryl actually drove me,"
Family Guy