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Clips from The Simpsons - The Marge-ian Chronicles (S27E27)

"Tater Tots are, like, three ads."
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"Have you tried these things?"
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"Hmm?"
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"♪ The Simpsons 27x16 ♪ The Marge-ian Chronicles Original Air Date on March 13, 2016"
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"Hey, Flanders."
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"Gas up your leaf blower much?"
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"Chickens?"
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"Since when do you have chickens?"
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"Well, they've been driving me crazy."
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"and that's what you keep in it?"
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"there's nothing tastier than a fresh-laid egg."
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"What is it about boys and their coddled eggs?"
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"Hmm."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Hmm?"
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"Flanders has freshly-pooped eggs,"
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"orange as a sunset over a field of ripe Doritos,"
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"look, I'm just gonna say what we're all thinking--"
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"store eggs are yellow."
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"Why do you always think about what you don't have?"
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"Has anyone ever thought about what they do have?"
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"Have you? Not that much."
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"but I'll be damned if I don't show you how to steal eggs."
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"Okay, son, stay sharp in there."
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"If chickens are known for two things,"
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"Hurry, fat-ass!"
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"when a species that evolved from dinosaurs"
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"feeds us their unfertilized babies?"
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"Ugh, if I could lay eggs like these,"
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"Well, there's no getting past that."
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"We may not be able to steal Flanders' eggs,"
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"Check. Mate."
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"Urban poultry farming is a great way"
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"But they're so cute!"
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"Now, don't get attached."
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"I'm about to cut them open to scoop out the eggs."
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"No, look!"
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"Now, what lays bacon?"
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"One... two... eggs!"
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"Delicious. Delicious."
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"You're crazy, these are the best eggs I've ever eaten."
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"No."
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"No, something is missing."
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"The eggs... we stole... from Flanders!"
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"You don't think they tasted so great"
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"Only one way to find out."
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"My potato chips!"
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"Okay, first, a chip from the control bag."
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"Now the stolen bag."
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"It's true."
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"You can't just give them to us!"
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"They only taste good if we steal them!"
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"Sure, sure, whatever works for you."
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"Don't worry, I've already found a research facility"
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"that will raise them humanely."
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"If you're going to eat the chickens, don't tell the girl."
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"Look at all those lab coats."
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"That's so fascinating."
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"When did you incorporate?"
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"You're going to Mars?"
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"That's incredible."
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"How do you plan to solve the problem"
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"of eyeball explosion when you take off your space helmet?"
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"It's who we are."
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"Government agencies like NASA say it will be decades"
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"At Exploration Incorporated, we're working hard to establish"
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"a human settlement on Mars ten years from today."
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"Soon a select group of colonists"
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"and become the first residents of another world."
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"Never stop exploring."
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"a perfectly good barren, lifeless rock right here"
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"This guy gets it."
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"Well, this mission really gives me hope."
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"I'm tired of nothing but bad news about the future."
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"Yes, but to travel to another planet,"
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"knowing you can never come back,"
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"you'd have to be pretty sad."
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"Aniston sad."
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"I'm not sad, I'm inspired."
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"I'll be 18, and I'm going to Mars."
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"We cannot afford to send you to Mars."
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"Cheaper than college."
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"No. No!"
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"You volunteered to go to Mars and leave your family?"
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"Forever?"
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"What if I was the first person to set foot on another world?"
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"I'd never be able to hug my daughter again."
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"They give a virtual hug machine to every family back home."
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"That does look pretty snuggly."
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"I think this could be my true purpose."
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"Just let me try out."
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"Absolutely not."
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"You are grounded."
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"You are confined to this planet."
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"And its moon."
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"What?"
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"When they want to do something totally insane,"
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"Oh, come on, that's ridiculous."
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"Really? Have you ever done anything"
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"I forbid it."
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"Hmm."
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"And now you got me."
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"Oh, my gosh."
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"We both know Lisa's not going to Mars."
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"It's just a little girl's fantasy."
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"But if you forbid someone from doing something,"
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"they'll want to do it more."
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"So we should just pretend we're cool"
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"with our daughter abandoning us forever?"
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"It's an old relationship move I call "turning into the skid.""
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"If you just play along,"
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"sooner or later Lisa will lose interest in her terrible idea."
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"No, no. I learned it from observing other marriages."
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"Ones less fantastic than ours."
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"You know, I looked at a map,"
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"and Mars is just one planet over."
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"If you really want to try out for this mission, I support you."
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"Really? Thanks, Mom!"
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"If they choose me to be a colonist,"
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"of a whole new planet."
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