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Clips from The Simpsons - The Marge-ian Chronicles (S27E27)

"Way to turn into the skid, baby."
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"on opening that G-rated comedy club."
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"I thought Gentle Jollies was a great idea."
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"Hmm, now that I think about it,"
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"that idea did have a lot of problems."
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"The testing that begins today will determine"
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"Think of how satisfying it will feel"
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"Blue Bronco is just one"
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"Because this is a privately funded entrepreneurial mission,"
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"Fantasy-Lunatics.com,"
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"Draft-Pigs."
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"And who here likes Fig Glutens?"
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"What? The fig seeds get caught in my adult braces."
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"Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God."
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"What brings you on this mission"
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"to make mankind a two-planet species?"
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"Also, I'm drowning in debt."
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"On Mars, you are my servant."
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"Uh, well, well, either way is good, really."
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"I got to spend some quality time"
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"with the oxygen reclaimers."
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"You said if I supported Lisa's crazy idea,"
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"Oh, Marge."
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"We're just getting started."
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"What more can we do?"
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"I've utilized my male mind to come up with"
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"a plan so supportive,"
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"Lisa will never want to do anything again."
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"What are you guys doing here?"
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"We're trying out for Mars, too."
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"to shoot a baby into space."
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"And your father is a former astronaut."
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"What an honor."
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"Last time, I almost killed everybody."
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"And what did you learn from that?"
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"Okay."
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"Mom, Dad and Bart"
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"Poor Lisa."
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"She is so faked out."
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"And all I have to do is be patient."
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"Pretty soon, they'll get sick of this and quit."
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"I'm getting sick of this."
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"I think I'll quit soon."
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"It's just a matter of time."
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"I wonder which one of these two guys is the one I quit to?"
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"We will now test your ability"
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"to handle close confinement."
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"For the next week,"
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"I'll man this station."
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"Okay, Mom."
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""Nutrition Zone Sterilization Sequence.""
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"That's just kitchen cleanup."
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"No, no, no."
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"Procedures aren't "fun.""
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"Sure, if you call them "procedures," they're a bore,"
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"but if you think of them as "chores,""
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"they can be a blast!"
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"Ooh, there's even directions"
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"on how to properly clean this binder."
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"You cannot like this more than me."
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"Dinner is served!"
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"I rehydrated it with love."
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"So good, Marge!"
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"Well, today I tested nitrogen levels in our atmosphere."
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"They were the same as yesterday."
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"More toilet carrots, please!"
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"My sleeping pod's too small."
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"They have an expansion mode"
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"Hmm."
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"but you're pretty good at this space junk."
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"In space, that's what you're supposed to do."
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"The hab study is complete."
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"To all the male participants,"
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"your monumental incompetence"
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"Now get out."
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"Good. It's a stupid idea"
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"Marge and Lisa, congratulations."
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"Most of our candidates are of the egghead loner variety."
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"to perform repetitive tasks without getting bored."
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"Even our robotic arm gets a little cranky."
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"May I talk to you in private, please?"
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"Admit it: the only reason you're here is to support me"
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"until I lose interest and quit."
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"Yes!"
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"I think you don't like that I'm just as good at Mars as you."
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"Maybe even better."
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"Ha! Hardly."
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"All you are is a..."
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"Hmm."
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"Well, it looks like the ego has landed."
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"You're the last person"
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"In ten years."
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"In ten years."
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"On Mars, that would be a door slam!"
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"Sometimes I feel like Lisa has no respect for me."
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"I know, I know."
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"It is."
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"I'm so sorry you have to go through this."
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"Thank you."
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"Mom's always trying to hold me back!"
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"I know, I know."
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"I can't be her little girl forever."
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"That must be really hard for you."
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"you taught me really works."
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"not psychological."
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"Me, too, boy."
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"a division of Pepperidge Farms,"
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"just announced that their Mars rocket is nearing completion."
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"Are you all ready to be a part of history?"
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"I wanted to be someone"
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"who's bravely going to Mars eventually."
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"I haven't used my Open Table dining points!"
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"Uh, I-I guess we should leave, too."
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"I knew it! What?"
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"This has all been an elaborate charade."
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"You never had the guts to go to Mars."
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"I once went to a rock concert by myself in the rain."
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"It was Loverboy."
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"Yeah, let's go!"
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"To Mars."
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