Loading...
You're not connected to the Internet. Please check your connection.

Clips from Family Guy - Meg and Quagmire (S10E10)

"What's your favorite class?"
Family Guy
"What was your favorite class?"
Family Guy
"Okay, one, two, three."
Family Guy
"Hist... math! Math!"
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, we have so much in common!"
Family Guy
"Do you have any brothers or sisters?"
Family Guy
"Aw, they sound terrific."
Family Guy
"Sure."
Family Guy
"Oh, wow, really?! All right, go for it!"
Family Guy
"Come on. Let's go."
Family Guy
"Oh, oh, you, you mean leave."
Family Guy
"Gosh, Meg, I sure had a swell time with you."
Family Guy
"Me, too, Glenn. God, it's so amazing"
Family Guy
"that you've been my dad's friend for, like, years,"
Family Guy
"and now we have this connection."
Family Guy
"Hey, do you want to come in"
Family Guy
"for some Crystal Light or something?"
Family Guy
"Well, I do believe in me, but it's getting kind of late."
Family Guy
"Um, I really want to see you again, though."
Family Guy
"Oh, you know it."
Family Guy
"What're you doing here? I think you know."
Family Guy
"Did you have sex with my daughter?"
Family Guy
"What? Come on, Peter."
Family Guy
"Did you have sex with my daughter?!"
Family Guy
"Peter, trust me, it's not happening."
Family Guy
"All right. Good."
Family Guy
"Yeah, she's really making me work for it."
Family Guy
"Well, I'll try,"
Family Guy
"but sometimes she can be as stubborn as a mule."
Family Guy
"I tell you, you tell her to do something once,"
Family Guy
"she does the opposite."
Family Guy
"You know, it's like she ain't even heard you"
Family Guy
"It's like talking to a brick wall."
Family Guy
"Worse than talking..."
Family Guy
"Even a brick wall doesn't tell you they understand you,"
Family Guy
"and then go do the opposite, you know?"
Family Guy
"So it's no surprise to me"
Family Guy
"that you're having these difficulties."
Family Guy
"You know, whether it's just that she's not listening"
Family Guy
"or whether it's that she's making a conscious decision"
Family Guy
"to defy your wishes, who can say, you know?"
Family Guy
"having a strong-willed kid is a good thing,"
Family Guy
"So, you know, lieve me,"
Family Guy
"I hear loud and clear where you're--"
Family Guy
"Wait a second! No, I won't talk to her!"
Family Guy
"And I want you to stay the hell away from her!"
Family Guy
"Peter it's me-- Quagmire."
Family Guy
"This is what I do."
Family Guy
"Besides, Meg is 18 now and you've gotta let go."
Family Guy
"You've done your job. It's my turn now."
Family Guy
"Look, Quagmire, you're one of my best pals,"
Family Guy
"and I'm asking you not to do this."
Family Guy
"I want to help you, Peter, I really do,"
Family Guy
"but it's-- it's like you're asking a fish not to swim."
Family Guy
"She's legal and I'm going in."
Family Guy
"Well, we'll see about that."
Family Guy
"I ain't afraid to stand up to friends."
Family Guy
"Just ask Spartacus."
Family Guy
"I'm Spartacus."
Family Guy
"I'm Spartacus."
Family Guy
"- We now return to Two Lame - Chicks on Vacation in Mexico."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, don't drink the water."
Family Guy
"I'm so going to brush my teeth with tequila."
Family Guy
"Mexico! Mexico!"
Family Guy
"Hey, is this beach topless?"
Family Guy
"No, but my margarita's bottomless."
Family Guy
"That cute guy's been staring at you all night."
Family Guy
"Hey, you want to see my pictures from Mexico?"
Family Guy
"Look, Janine, I just-- this is-- I can't with you anymore."
Family Guy
"It's all the time. This is a job."
Family Guy
"Please take off that silly hat."
Family Guy
"- Mexico! - I... I can't talk right now."
Family Guy
"You okay?"
Family Guy
"I got to pee, but I don't want to move."
Family Guy
"I guess you could pause it..."
Family Guy
"Fast forward. Glenn, stop."
Family Guy
"I can't breathe. I can't breathe either."
Family Guy
"This is torture for me, too."
Family Guy
"No fair. Stop."
Family Guy
"Sometimes things slip out."
Family Guy
"Probably just making room for something."
Family Guy
"Like what?"
Family Guy
"Hey, gang, got room for one more right in the middle of you two?"
Family Guy
"Ooh, what's this? Quagmire's cell phone?"
Family Guy
"Well, now that you're with Meg,"
Family Guy
"you don't need to be talking to, uh, "Backbush" anymore."
Family Guy
"Oh, and I'll send a text to "Possible Nipple Ring""
Family Guy
"You're "Possible Nipple Ring"?"
Family Guy
"All right, well, I better send a text to "Backbush.""
Family Guy
"Oh, come on. I'm "Backbush"?"
Family Guy
"This can't be a surprise to you, Peter."
Family Guy
"Yeah, I knew."
Family Guy
"Okay, what compound is this?"
Family Guy
"That's sodium chloride."
Family Guy
"That's right. How about this one?"
Family Guy
"Hydrogen peroxide."
Family Guy
"God, you're so smart. How about this one?"
Family Guy
"QM2? I'm not sure what that is."
Family Guy
"It's Quag-megium."
Family Guy
"It's the strongest compound on Earth."
Family Guy
"Nothing can separate it."
Family Guy
"It has an atomic weight of awesome."
Family Guy
"You're such a cutie patootie."
Family Guy
"If I'm a cutie patootie, then you're a peenie-vageenie."
Family Guy
"I heard a cute "aw" in there. Cool down!"
Family Guy
"Meg, there's something we need to talk about."
Family Guy
"Dad, I swear to God, I thought you could flush those things."
Family Guy
"Meg, you ever heard of Joan Van Ark?"
Family Guy
"No."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God, she's gorgeous."
Family Guy
"Yes, Meg, gorgeous."
Family Guy
"Yes. Every man wanted her."
Family Guy
"But one man got her."
Family Guy
"A man she trusted to keep her safe and beautiful forever."
Family Guy
"That man was Glenn Quagmire."
Family Guy
"And two short months later,"
Family Guy
"this is what happened to Joan Van Ark."
Family Guy
"Oh! Oh, my God!"
Family Guy
"Dad, I know what you're trying to do,"
Family Guy
"and I want you to stop it."
Family Guy
Show more clips