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Clips from Family Guy - Meg and Quagmire (S10E10)

"♪ It seems today that all you see ♪"
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"♪ On which we used to rely?"
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"You always used to love the Teen Choice Awards."
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"Coming to you live, it's the Teen Choice Awards!"
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"Featuring..."
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"Quiet down!"
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"♪ Feelings"
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"Oh, they're all here for your surprise party, Meg."
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"Chris, what the hell?!"
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"Hey, Meg, happy birthday."
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"I guess."
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"of all those silly photos I took of Meg."
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"See you in the morning."
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"Well, Peter, a little birdie told me"
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"Oh, please, my father is Mr. Quagmi--"
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"to be Mr. Quagmire."
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"if you ever want to talk and stuff."
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"You know he's gonna close the deal."
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"You know, Meg, I'd love to see you"
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"I mean, I have never seen anything like it."
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"I trusted my training, and brought the plane in safely,"
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"and in fact, it turned out, ironically,"
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"I'm gonna be kicking butts and taking names!"
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"What's your name?"
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"We now return to Grainy Footage of a Potential Bigfoot"
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"Don't worry, Dad! I'll take care of him!"
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"What?! Drive carefully."
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"Go out!"
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"that is not her own and a class ring."
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"Okay, let's say it at the same time"
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"and see if they're the same."
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"Yeah, I have two brothers."
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"Hey, you want to blow this joint?"
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"No, yeah, sure. No, let's go."
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"Oh, God, Peter!"
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"Scared the hell out of me!"
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"That-that just seems to be the way she is."
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"but it can get frustrating as hell on the other side."
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"That guy's Spartacus."
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"Mexico! Mexico!"
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"Oh, my God. I'm going to go poo now, so I don't have to later."
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"Mexico! Mexico!"
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"Yeah, babe."
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"I'm so comfortable right now."
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"I can pause it."
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"Fast forward. Fast forward."
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"I'm going to..."
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"Sorry."
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"Ah, that's all right. It's just your body."
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"Come on, scooch apart, there."
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"saying you're off the market."
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"I just didn't know you knew."
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"Here's a picture of Joan Van Ark."
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"Gorgeous. Yes."
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"I don't want this to happen to you, Meg."
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"I don't want you to turn into a hilarious photograph."
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"Mom!"
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"Peter, I told you not to push her about this Quagmire thing."
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"You know WarGames? Yeah."
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"That's the adventure."
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"Maybe there is."
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"How about a nice game of chess?"
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"Dad, have you seen my book bag?"
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"Oh, Meg's not here. What do you mean?"
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"Okay, I got a little off track there,"
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"Oh, my God, I can't believe you knew about this"
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"Hey, don't give me that crap."
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"Peter, this is different."
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"in front of your parents, but it's a whole other thing"
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"and don't have sex with him, you're a huge bitch."
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"No, Grandpa, I don't."
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"You think they're hiding in there?"
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"Oh, good luck to them. Peter!"
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"We're never going to get up there."
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"That's insane."
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"That son of a bitch."
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"If you ever touch my daughter again,"
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"Do you understand me?"
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"I don't want to see your face knocking on our door"
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"for at least a month."
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"You know, Mom and Dad, I'm really glad that you kept me"
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"I only wish I'd seen what was going on"
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"I was 18 and my body was firm from push-ups and sit-ups."
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"But while my body was mature,"
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"Life's funny sometimes."
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"♪ Is violence in movies and sex on TV ♪"
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"♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪"
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"♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪"
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"♪ All the things that make us"
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"♪ Laugh and cry"
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"♪ Family Guy 10x10 ♪ Meg and Quagmire Original Air Date on January 8, 2012"
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"You guys, don't you think I'm a little old"
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"for the Teen Choice Awards? I mean, I turned 18 today."
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"Oh, come on, Meg."
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"Yeah, ever since Fox pulled this contrived night"
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"of out of their ass, in an effort"
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"to get in on the awards show business,"
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"it's been very special to you."
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"I tell ya, every year, I recognize fewer and fewer names."
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"And a live performance by..."
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"Plus we tally your text vote for the Biggest Whiff"
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"and Choice Bro-ment of the Year!"
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"And now your host..."
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"Wavyhair Doucheston!"
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"I touched him!"
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"What's up, Teen Choice Awards?!"
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"We're gonna kick things off"
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"with Choice Lacrosse Guy Smile!"
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"Give it up for our first presenter, Wilford Brimley!"
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"It's entirely too loud in here!"
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"There's no accountability anymore!"
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"I have diabetes!"
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"Hey, what do you say we get some music in here, huh?"
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"No, that'll only make things worse!"
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"Give it up for our first nominated Choice Band"
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"of the Night, Peehole Skin!"
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"I'm gonna put a stop to this!"
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"Well, that was unfortunate."
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"Hey, what's with all the cars on the street?"
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"Peter, for God's sake, you idiot!"
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