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Clips from Family Guy - Meg and Quagmire (S10E10)

"What is it, Meg?"
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"Mom, tell Dad to leave me alone."
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"I'm 18, and he keeps treating me like a kid."
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"If you push too hard,"
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"you're going to push her right into his arms."
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"Well, what am I supposed to do?"
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"Nothing."
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"This is a big game Meg is playing,"
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"and the only way to win is not to play it."
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"Is that a WarGames reference? Might be."
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"Still finding out new stuff about you."
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"There's a nerd in there."
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"I might bang her later."
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"What, Chris?"
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"Oh, Peter, there you are."
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"Would you go tell Meg that lunch is on the table?"
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"What?!"
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"Yeah, I drew you a crude flip book"
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"to explain what's happening."
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"but they went to his cabin."
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"Peter, Quagmire has a name for that cabin."
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"He calls it his sex cabin."
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"No, he doesn't. He calls it "The Stuffet Inn.""
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"and you let her go."
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"I'm doing exactly what you told me to do."
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"You said don't mess with her business, so I didn't."
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"It's one thing to rebelliously flaunt an older guy"
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"to go away with him for the weekend to his sex cabin."
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"Oh, is that right?"
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"Oh, don't worry, Peter, he's not going to sleep with her."
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"That's you. Nerd."
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"Look, everyone knows if you go away with a guy for the weekend"
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"We got to stop them."
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"So you admit you were wrong. Yes."
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"You admit you were stupid. Yes, yes."
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"You admit all women are stupid. No."
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"All right, I'll take what I can get."
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"Come on. To the Peter-dactyl."
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"Oh, no, now I got to take care of the babies."
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"Look, Peter, his car's still there."
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"Maybe they haven't left yet."
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"Quagmire, let me in, you son of a bitch."
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"I'm sorry I'm not home to receive you."
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"The reason being that you have sufficiently scared me away"
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"from your wife or daughter."
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"I plan to get help and use better judgment in the future."
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"Wait a minute, so Quagmire"
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"just changed all of a sudden, just like that?"
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"You want me to read this or not?"
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"No kid wants to be read anything any more."
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"Computers exist. It's just you won't leave."
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"Okay, where were we? Quagmire's front door."
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"Oh, no! Peter, look."
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"See you later, suckers."
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"Oh, right, right. Let's go."
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"I wonder what's causing all this traffic."
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"Oh, boy. Yep, there's the problem."
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"Not drawn yet."
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"Come on, guys. Really? Let's go."
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"What the hell's going on up there?"
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"What...? Yep. Yep."
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"So tell the truth."
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"Have you brought other women up here before?"
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"Honestly? Two. Really?"
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"Yep, I brought the ashes of my third grade teacher,"
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"Mrs. Nicholson, and spread them across the lake,"
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"per her last request."
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"Oh."
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"The other was some skag"
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"What?!"
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"The other was my sister."
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"It's so nice up here."
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"I know. I love the way the fire"
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"makes the shadows dance around behind us."
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"One time, my friends and I went camping,"
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"and nobody could start a campfire,"
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"and then I tried to start the campfire, and I could."
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"Wha-- what is going on over here?"
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"Wha-- are we taking our shirts off now?"
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"Okay, follow the leader."
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"Come on, Peter, hurry!"
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"Wait wait, hold on, hold on, hold on."
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"Listen to that. It's a loon."
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"That's beautiful."
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"You know, we ought to get a cabin up here."
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"Peter, we're wasting time."
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"Quagmire's in there about to have sex with our daughter."
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"I don't hear anything."
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"I know. Isn't it bliss?"
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"Mm. Thanks for the ice cream, Glenn."
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"And you're right, somehow"
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"it does taste better in my underpants."
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"Now get over here while the inside of your mouth"
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"is still freezing cold."
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"There you are, you son of a bitch!"
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"You get away from my daughter, you pervert!"
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"Meg, get in the car, we're going home."
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"I'm not going home!"
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"I'm 18, and you can't tell me what to do anymore."
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"Meg, I'm only going to say this once."
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"You may be an adult, but you're still my daughter,"
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"and it's my job to protect you from errant wieners."
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"So, I don't care how old you are,"
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"you're going to do what I say and get in the damn car!"
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"Yes, Daddy."
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"I will cut your thing off and feed it to Brian."
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"Okay."
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"Yes, ma'am."
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"Peter, I got us the cabin. Yay."
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"Would you sign the guest book on your way out?"
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"Lois... Griffin."
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"Peter... Griffin."
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"We... heard... a loon."
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"from doing what I was going to do."
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"Well, that's what parents are for, Meg."
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"We love you and we just never want to see you hurt."
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"from the start, like your father did."
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"Well, I know the signs..."
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"because the same thing happened to me."
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"An older neighbor."
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