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Clips from Family Guy - Meg and Quagmire (S10E10)

"We were supposed to open the door"
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"so everyone could yell "surprise!""
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"Oh... Oh, dear."
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"Mom, if it's a surprise party, where is everybody?"
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"I thought you were gonna pay the kids"
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"from school to show up! I gave you $300!"
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"Why do you think Dad's here?"
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"You're the coolest."
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"Well, then what are all the cars doing out there?"
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"Oh, they must be for Mort's party."
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"Okay, the first rule of Jewish fight club"
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"is if somebody says, "Ow," you stop."
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"Ow!"
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"Okay, let's eat."
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"I'm really sorry about this, honey."
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"I-It looks like nobody's coming."
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"But we had fun at the Teen Choice Awards, right?"
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"Well, I guess we ought to call it a night."
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"Come on, Stewie. Up to bed."
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"No party? Oh, come on. I was gonna show a slide show"
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"Well, happy birthday anyway, Meg."
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"Hey, Quagmire. What's going on?"
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"that today is Meg's birthday."
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"You giving me credit?"
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"I'm the one who told him."
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"So where is the birthday girl?"
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"Oh, hi, Mr. Quagmire."
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"Oh, no. He's... Okay, well, he used"
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"Now he's, how he's just Ida Davis."
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"Anyway, this is a special day for you, young lady."
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"A scented candle?"
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"As a girl, I love this!"
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"Thanks, Mr. Quagmire."
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"Well, it's your 18th birthday, Meg."
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"That's a very important milestone in"
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"a young girl's..."
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"I mean, a young woman's life."
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"Hey, welcome to the adult club, huh?"
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"And you know what?"
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"You got another member right next door"
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"Happy birthday."
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"Hey... Hey, where's that pinky going, huh?"
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"Where's he going?"
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"Wha, what's he doing? Get back here."
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"There you go."
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"Look at Quagmire hitting on that skank."
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"Peter, that skank is your daughter."
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"Oh, my God, you're right!"
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"without your hat on."
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"So, anyway, I'm on approach into Lambert Field"
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"in some of the worst turbulence I've ever flown through."
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"Everyone in the cabin was, like, "Aah!""
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"but I kept my cool."
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"to be one of the smoothest landings I've ever made."
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"Well, gosh, Quagmire, this has been a fun night,"
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"but I guess, uh, you better be getting home now, huh?"
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"Yeah, it is getting late"
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"I guess I'll go home and rub out a giggity."
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"Take it easy, you guys."
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"See you later, Meg."
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"Bye."
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"Okay, that was weird."
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"That was weird. Right?"
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"And then giving those names"
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"to other people whose butts I kick."
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"Derek."
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"Michael."
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"You're Derek now!"
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"Oh!"
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"Okay, Glenn, time to reel her in."
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"Ah, it's too much, too much."
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"I love stars!"
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"that will surely spark a lively debate in your household."
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"Oh, my God! That is real!"
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"No, total fake."
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"Look at that. That is obviously a suit. It's a fraud."
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"Look at the way it walks. Totally fake."
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"Why would somebody make that up, Lois?"
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"What's in it for them?"
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"Oh, hey, Mr. G. How's it going?"
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"Quagmire, what are you doing here?"
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"Hi, Glenn. Bye, you guys."
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"Me and Glenn are going out."
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"What?! Like hell you are!"
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"Stay away from my sis!"
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"Okay, you two have fun on your date."
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"We'll see you later."
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"Lois, are you out of your mind?!"
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"We can't let Quagmire take Meg out on a date!"
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"That guy'll bang anything."
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"Hey, Lois, I'm starving. What's for dinner?"
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"I made meatloaf. It's in the fridge."
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"Hey, Peter, do you mind?"
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"But I have to get dinner."
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"Peter, nothing's gonna happen."
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"Don't you see?"
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"She's only doing this to get a rise out of us."
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"If we fight her on it, she'll only push further."
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"Well, she may not plan on sleeping with him,"
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"but you don't know how smooth Quagmire is, Lois."
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"He's like a vagician."
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"Oh, that's clever."
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"I know! Isn't it? He practices vagic."
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""Vagician" was funnier."
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"Okay, well, the point is, we ought to be worried."
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"Peter, trust me."
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"I know what's going on in her head."
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"It's just a game."
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"I used to do the same thing to my parents."
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"The problem is, they pushed back,"
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"and the results were not good."
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"Mr. Pewterschmidt,"
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"we pumped your daughter's stomach"
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"and we found vodka, Rohypnol, a fair amount of DNA"
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"Harvard?"
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"I think it was SUNY something."
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"Oh, I don't want to hear any more!"
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"So how're your studies going?"
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"They're going pretty good."
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"School's good."
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