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Clips from The Simpsons - Marge on the Lam (S05E05)

"- Homer? - Nope."
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"- [ Whirring ] - That's one right there."
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"for that army experiment to avoid dinner at my sisters'."
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"hair loss, giddiness and the loss of equilibrium?"
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"[ Chuckles ] It was worth it."
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"- [ Body Thuds On Floor ] - [ Homer Giggling ]"
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"Mmm. [ Short Laugh ] Time to stick it to the man."
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"[ Scoffs ] That's just an old wives' tale."
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"[ Grunting ]"
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"I'm stuck. Help me."
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"- He's done for! - Let's get outta here!"
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"[ Both Yelling ]"
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"[ Grunting ]"
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"[ Grunts ] Must... get... to ballet."
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"Promised Marge. [ Grunts ]"
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"- [ Rings ] - Hello?"
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"Marge, this may be hard to believe..."
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"but I'm trapped inside two vending machines."
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"Would you two like to go to the ballet?"
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"- [ Snorts ] That's girl stuff. -[ Doorbell Rings ]"
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"Thanks, Marge. When my husband left, he took all our power tools..."
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""[ Continues ]"
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"[ Scoffs ] Far too much dancing, not nearly enough prancing."
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"- You're not going home already, are you? - It's almost 9:30."
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"[ Laughs ] Yeah, right. We better turn in."
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"[ Laughs, Stops ] Oh, you were serious."
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"Homer, this-this is never easy to say."
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"- Why? - If you ever met my ex-husband, you'd understand."
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"[ Groans ] Well, you were unlucky."
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"But there are a lot of good men out there."
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"Hey, can I throw up in your bathroom?"
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"- I'll buy something. - [ Shudders ]"
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"Marge, I know you didn't believe me about the vending machines."
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"That's why I had the firemen write me a note."
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"D'oh! Lumber has a million uses."
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"I had a wonderful time with Ruth Powers."
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"In fact, we're going out again tomorrow night."
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"Marge, that's twice. I think you're spending entirely too much time with this woman."
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"[ Laughs ] Oh, Marge, we should do this every Thursday."
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"Marge, I got sprayed by this skunk."
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"Marge, you can't go out on Saturday. That's our special night."
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"- What's so special about it? - What's so-- Oh, I don't know."
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"- Will you bring me back something? - [ Horn Honks ]"
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"Don't wait up."
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"How can you do this, Marge? How can you desert your children?"
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"Man's best friend indeed."
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"Whoa."
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"You look... nice."
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"I can't believe your mother went out to have fun without me."
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"Don't worry. You'll feel better once we put your hair up in curlers..."
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"and give you a makeover, Homina."
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"[ High-pitched Voice ] Oh, that would be delight-- [ Normal Voice ] Quiet, boy."
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"That's it! I'm calling my buddies."
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"Oh, no can do, Homer. I'm watching the game."
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"Shave up not down, you idiot."
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"- [ Ringing ] - Well, howdilly dodilly-do."
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"- [ Line Clicks, Dial Tone ] - Hello?"
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"Fine. I can have a great time all by myself."
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"If some burglars come, it'll be a very humorous and entertaining situation."
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"You kids do need a babysitter."
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"Blast that infernal card. Don't give that card to me."
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"- Here you go-- No! - [ Doorbell Rings ]"
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"Mr. Simpson, I was just going through your garbage..."
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"and I couldn't help overhearing that you need a babysitter."
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"Of course, being a highly skilled attorney..."
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"- Done. - Still got it."
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"" [ Country ]"
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"I am lucky. I have a husband and three wonderful children. Thank you very much."
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"- I said no. - Oh, did ya?"
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"Oh, I completely misunderstood. Please accept our apologies."
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"Sometimes you gotta go where everybody knows your name."
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"- Moe, get the darts. I wanna play. - No."
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"- We're phasing out the games. People drink less when they're having fun. - Oh."
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"you should try one of these smart drinks. [ Laughs ]"
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"- Would you, uh, care to dance? - Mayor Quimby!"
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"Hmph. This is not a library."
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"[ Chuckles ] Relax, Marge. I'd never turn a gun on a human being."
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"- Come on. You try it. - No. I couldn't."
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"My cans. My precious, antique cans. Aw, look what you done to 'em."
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"It's only midnight. Come on. I know a place."
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"[ Laughs ] I smashed it good."
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"You got real ''purdy'' hair."
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"There's an awful lot of black smoke coming from my chimney."
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"Mr. Hutz, why are you burning all your personal papers?"
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"As of this moment, Lionel Hutz no longer exists."
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"Say hello to Miguel Sanchez."
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"I'll bash it good. Oh..."
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"Ah, there's nothing like moonshine from your own still."
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"Oh, Simpson."
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"But make sure it's a woman though."
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"'Cause one time I-- [ Stammering ]"
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"Come on. I'll, uh-- I'll give you a ride home."
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"[ Groans ] I miss you, Marge."
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"" [ Pop ]"
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"- "Sunshine, lollipops--" - [ Singing Along ] "And rainbows, everything ""
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""That's wonderful is what I feel when we're together ""
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"Remember when I said my ex-husband was behind on his child support?"
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"- Marge, you're the levelheaded friend I never had. - [ Groans ]"
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"One is wearing a green dress, pearls and has a lot of blue hair."
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"A lot of blue hair? [ Giggles ] What a freak."
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"- [ Car Hits Bump ] - Ooh!"
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"- That's exactly how Dillinger got started. - Really?"
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"Marge, it's a matter of principle."
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"[ Thinking ] I should say something reassuring yet noncommittal."
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"Well, I don't think they're gonna be that easy to lose."
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"- [ Tires Screech ] - [ Grunts ]"
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"There are ghost cars all over these highways, you know."
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"- You can call a cab in there. - Well, bye."
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"I'm sorry about all this."
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"Yeah. Everything before the high-speed chase was just lovely."
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"[ Coin Clatters ]"
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"Hey. Friends stick together."
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"It's amazing how through all this adversity, we managed to stick together."
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"Sticking together is what good waffles do."
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"[ Groans ]"
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"[ Siren Approaching ]"
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"Marge, what are you doing?"
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"- [ Siren Blaring ] - You stupid kid!"
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"Mmm, engine-block eggs."
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"- That's them! - Quiet. I can't hear the eggs."
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