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Clips from The Simpsons - Marge on the Lam (S05E05)

"- [ Snoring ] - [ Grunts ]"
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"Don't worry. Mr. Hutz is still here to take care of us."
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"Hey. This isn't the Y.M.C.A."
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"I'm on a road. Looks to be asphalt."
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"We've just received word of a high-speed desert chase."
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"The suspects have been identified as Ruth Powers and Marge Simpson of Springfield."
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"- and cast off the shackles of our male oppressors. - Aw, shut your yap."
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"Otherwise, their behavior could incite other women..."
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"My God! That must be every policeman in Springfield."
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"It's not over until it's over."
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"I'm sorry. I should've asked first."
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"No, Marge. You did it. We really are gonna make it now."
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"Oh, no! They're headed right for the Grand Chasm."
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"Oh, my God! They're gonna drive right into it just to teach us men a lesson."
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"And it's all my fault!"
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"- Homer? - Look, Marge. I'm sorry I haven't been a better husband."
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"I'm sorry I used your wedding dress to wax the car."
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"I'm sorry-- Oh, well, let's just say I'm sorry for the whole marriage up to this point."
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"You're right. I am lucky to have him."
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"But, please, Marge, don't drive into that chasm!"
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"[ Homer And Chief Wiggum Screaming ]"
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"[ Thud ]"
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"Ha! And to think those idiot environmentalists were protesting this landfill."
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"Solid waste. I could kiss you."
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"[ Kiss ] Ugh."
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"[ Kiss ] Ooh, I think this was pizza."
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"Thejudge dismissed her ex-husband's auto theft charges..."
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"was paid eight dollars for his 3 2 hours ofbabysitting."
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"He was glad to get it."
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"Marge Simpson was charged with a violation of penal code Section 6 1 8A..."
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"neurochemical research center at Fort Meade, Maryland for extensive testing."
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"Well, sir, it has been an uneventful week in Badger Falls..."
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"- [ Screams ] - I'd like to pledge $30. Oh, thank you."
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"Hee-hee-hee. All right. Whoo-hoo! Yea!"
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"- Hello, Ruth. - Hi, Marge."
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"You promised. You can't back out like when you volunteered..."
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"[ Grunts ]"
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"[ Grunting ]"
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"Mmm. Candy."
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""[ Classical ]"
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"Well, thank you for a lovely time."
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"Mmm, convenient."
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"- They'll grow back, right? - Oh, yeah."
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"All he ever did was eat, sleep and drink beer."
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"- [ Hissing ] - Oh, look. It's doing it again."
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"- A little show called Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman? - [ Groans ]"
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""Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows ev--""
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"Ooh, sounds delish. Let me just toss some jeans on and--"
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"Wait a minute. Who is this?"
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"Listen, baby. I always get what I want."
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"[ Squeaking ]"
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"Oh, sure. Like lawyers work in big skyscrapers and have secretaries."
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"[ Marge ] Ooh, I've never been to an underground club."
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"- Don't you think your hair is a bit much? - Hey, Mrs. Simpson..."
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"Oh, wow. I've wasted my life."
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"This is not a Kwik-E-Mart."
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"Well, it's getting late. Maybe we should call it a night."
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"- I think I like this one the best. - Mmm. Me too."
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"- [ Revs Engine ] - [ Marge Screams ]"
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"[ Screams ] It's Marge!"
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"I don't wanna be a wet blanket, but maybe you should give yourself up."
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"I just can't let that deadbeat win again. You're with me, aren't ya?"
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"Hey, it's morning, and Mom and Dad aren't home yet."
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"It's in Revelations, people!"
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"Look. We're only two miles from the state line."
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"We're gonna make it. We're gonna be okay."
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"A single mother can't win in a man's world."
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"[ Loud Kiss ] Yech."
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"Mr. Powers blamed the outcome on his lawyer, one Lionel Hutz."
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"- [ People Chattering ] - Shh!"
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"[ Inhales ] At the Apple Biscuit Café..."
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"- [ Doorbell Rings ] - "[ Humming Continues ]"
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"- Whew. - [ Whirring ]"
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""[ Dance ]"
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"Yeah.Just breathe slowly and squeeze the--"
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"I hit it! I hit it!"
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"- Whoa. - Beautiful, huh?"
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"Hey, a new weather station!"
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"- Mm-hmm. - Well, to even things up, I kind of stole his car."
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"But you gotta admit, we did have some fun."
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"And an important part of friendship is--"
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"All right. But, remember, it's mine."
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"[ Chuckles ] Some idiot actually called in."
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"Homer, stop that. It's just a weather station."
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"[ Grunts ] Come on, Marge. It's fun to smash things."
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"That's what ballet is? [ Groans ]"
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"Got it. [ Screams ]"
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"[ Grunts ] How come no one else's chair is doing this?"
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"Edward the Penitent?"
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"Trapped in vending machines. Okay."
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"I gotta take my wife to the ballet."
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""[ Wedding March ]"
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"- Candy and sodas for all. - [ Cheering ]"
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"[ Chuckles ] Gonna go see the bear in the little car, huh?"
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"- [ Shattering ] -[ Buzzer Buzzes ]"
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"- When will you be home? - I'm not sure."
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"- What was it you wanted to show me? - This."
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"Mmm, maybe we should call it a night."
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"[ Starts Engine ]"
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"Ah, young love."
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"- I better pull 'em over. - [ Siren Wails ]"
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"Ah,just get one of those inflatable women."
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"[ Man On TV] We now interrupt this program for a special bulletin."
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"along with the car, my youth, my faith in mankind."
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"Oh. Sorry, Marge. Wrong tape."
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"- "We got everything-- " - [ Marge Screams ]"
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"I hate it when the waffles stick together."
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"At the risk of editorializing, these women are guilty..."
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"[ Tires Screeching ]"
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"[ Laughing ]"
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"I'm really, really, really sorry."
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"Hey, hey. Careful there, Homer. I heard somebody lost an arm in there once."
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"I'm disappointed in you, but it turns out..."
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"- Where're you going? - You already asked me that."
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"Hello? Hellodilly-odilly?"
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"- my fee is $1 7 5 an hour. - We pay eight dollars for the night..."
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"- Two. - Okay, two, and I get to keep this old birdcage."
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"- Hey, guys! - [ Fan Squeaking ]"
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"Look, you can see our houses."
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"Didn't you realize all you had to do was report him to the police?"
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