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Clips from The Simpsons - Bart's Inner Child (S05E05)

"[ Animal Howling ]"
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"[ Screams ]"
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"[ Homer Yelling ] Oh.!"
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"All right. All right. You win for now..."
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"Rust, I tell ya! [ Hysterical Laughter]"
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"Dad. Dad?"
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"Observe. A bike lock."
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"One, two, three."
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"- [ Chain Rattles ] - All right. I got me a bed."
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"[Jimbo ] Hey, no more trampoline."
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"[ Dolph ] Let's jump on the car instead."
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"- [ Metal Thudding ] - [ Boys Grunting ]"
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"But you know what? At least I'm out there trying new things."
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"- That's not true. - Name one thing you've done in the past month that was fun."
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"- Um. - Um."
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"- Well. - Uh--"
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"We're on a tight budget here."
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"Bart, watch your language."
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"You are not going to perform that operation yourself."
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"[ Groans ]"
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"- See, Marge? - I didn't realize people saw me that way."
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"- Are you mad? - No, I'm fine."
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"Well, your blood pressure is off the chart."
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"You're headed for a nervous breakdown. You need Brad Goodman."
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"- [ Applause ] - Thank you, Martha Quinn."
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"There you have it. Unrehearsed testimonies from important celebrities."
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"She's one of my favorites. I loved her in the thing I saw her in."
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"You know, my course can help you with every personality disorder..."
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"in the ''feel bad'' rainbow."
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"[ Reading List ]"
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"Geriatric Profanity Disorder, or G.P.D."
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"And chronic nagging, nagging, nagging, nagging, nagg--"
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"Mm-mm-mm. What up, Marge?"
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"Oh, hi. I'm Troy McClure."
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"- Marge, can I go outside and play? - Shh."
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"A few weeks ago, I was a washed-up actor with a drinking problem."
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"Then Brad Goodman came along and gave me this job and a can of fortified wine."
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"[ Loud Gulp ] Ahh! Sweet liquor eases the pain."
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"- Brad Goodman. - Thank you so much, Troy."
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"And, by the way, I'm not happy you're still drinking."
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"But, at least you're down to one from more than 50."
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"- [ Applause ] - Folks, I'm often asked about my qualifications."
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"but I'll tell you one thing, I'm a Ph.D.... in pain."
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"Now, let me show you how you can change your life."
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"Troy, this circle is you."
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"[ Applause ]"
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"Doctor, you've solved all my problems. [ Gulps ]"
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"By nagging you when you do foolish things..."
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"And that sends me into a shame spiral."
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"Exactly. So from now on, I'm going to quit nagging and have more fun."
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"Uh-oh. You're in for it now, Dad."
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"And I feel that you hear my shame."
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"I'm feeling annoyance and frustration, but also tolerance."
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"- I feel validated by that. - Good. I'm glad we had this talk."
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"- Hmm? - Hmm?"
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"Wow! For free."
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"Well, here we are at the Brad Goodman lecture."
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"- We know, Dad. - I just thought I'd remind everybody."
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"After all, we did agree to attend a self-help seminar."
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"What an odd thing to say."
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"[ Italian Accent ] Hey, Moe. Whatsa matter?"
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"- You no talka with your accent no more. - Mamma mia."
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"Tell this dummy mother exactly how you feel... right now."
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"I'm annoyed with you, Mother. Not just annoyed, angry."
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"[ Whispering ] Shh-shh. Calm down. Calm down. Moving. You can sit down now."
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"We're still going antiquing on Saturday, right, Mother?"
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"You see, folks? We're all trying to please someone else."
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"Son, that's wonderful. Come here. Come up here."
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"- What made you yell out that remark? - I don't know."
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"- I do what I feel like. - That's marvelous."
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"''I do what I feel like.''"
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"- [ Applause ] - [ Man ] Yeah.!"
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"they've managed to raise an emotionally healthy son."
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"- That's fantastic. - Oh, thank you."
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"- We can all learn a lot from this young man here. This-This-- - Rudiger."
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"Rudiger. And if we can all be more like little Rudiger--"
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"- His name is Bart. - His name isn't important."
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"with well-defined boundaries."
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"-Just the ladies. - Be like boy! Be like boy!"
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"[ Chattering ]"
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"And this reporter thinks it's about-- [ Beep ] time."
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"Of course, all these good vibes can be traced to one feisty little scamp..."
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"Lise, today I am a god."
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"Ew! [ Groans ]"
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"Now, instead of my boring old sermon..."
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"I'm going to take a page from the book of Bart..."
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"Take five, Mrs. Feesh."
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"" [ Ragtime ]"
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"- " [ Discordant ] - Wait. Wait. I can do this."
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"- " [ Resumes ] - Wait. Wait. Hold on."
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"The wireless was an invention by Guglielmo Marconi."
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"Who can tell me what his first message was?"
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"- Uh-- - I want-a change-a my name-a."
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"Anyone else? The first message by wireless."
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"- It was-- - Our 1 0th caller will receive tickets to Supertramp."
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"[ Laughing ]"
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"Aw, geez. Everybody's a comedian."
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"[ Cars Honking, Crashing ]"
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"[ Groans ]"
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"Lise, everyone in town is acting like me. So why does it suck?"
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"It's simple, Bart. You've defined yourself as a rebel."
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"In the absence of a repressive milieu, your societal niche has been co-opted."
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"Ever since that self-help guy came to town, you've lost your identity."
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"Sounds good, Sis. Just tell me what to do."
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"whenever you feel like showing up."
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"- [ Ropes Creaking ] - If elected mayor..."
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"my first act will be to kill the whole lot of ya and burn your town to cinders."
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"- [ Whispering ] Mike's on. - I know it's on."
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""[ Calypso ]"
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"I feel like such a free spirit..."
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"- I... love you. - Hmm?"
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"In those colors. [ Nervous Chuckle ]"
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"Oh, who am I kidding? The boathouse was the time."
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"I'm sweating. Let's ride through the car wash."
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"[ All ] Ew."
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"This is great. I can finally look like I want..."
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"and not get hassled by the man."
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"[ Apu ] Cowabunga!"
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"Good afternoon and welcome to the Do What You Feel Festival."
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"I'm telling you this because I'm comfortable with my womanizing."
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