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Clips from The Simpsons - Bart's Inner Child (S05E05)

"" Huh, I knew that I would now ""
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"" Good God I knew that I would, hah ""
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"" So good ""
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"This bandstand wasn't double-bolted. Huh."
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"Yeah. Next you'll be laying a guilt-trip on me for not oiling that Ferris wheel."
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"[ Screaming Continues ]"
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"[ Various Animal Noises ]"
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"What with your store-bought haircut and excellent posture."
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"God is angry. We've made a false idol of this Brad Goodman."
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"You must blame that little boy. He started it all."
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"- Get him! - Eep."
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"[ Crowd Jeering ]"
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"Damn. They're very slowly getting away."
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"- They're heading for the old mill. - No, we're not."
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"Well, let's go to the old mill anyway, get some cider."
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"Aw, boy. If only Bart had been a better role model for everyone."
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"No. Self-improvement can be achieved, but not with a quick fix."
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"That's what I've been saying. We're all fine the way we are."
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"- Crank it, Homer. - You busted up that crack house pretty bad, McGonigle."
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"Did you really have to break so much furniture?"
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"You tell me, Chief. You had a pretty good view from behind your desk."
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"Ah, McGonigle eases the pain."
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"- You're off the case, McGonigle. - You're off your case, Chief."
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"[ Chief] What does that mean exactly?"
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"[ Homer ] It means he gets results, you stupid chief!."
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"- [ Lisa ] Dad, sit down. - Oh, I'm sorry."
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"Dad, this one gesture almost makes up for years of shaky fathering."
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"Whoa! Whoa!"
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"[ Grunts ] There we go."
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"Okay, the trampoline was a bad idea."
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"Well, now I'm here to tell you about the only real path to mental health."
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"Oh, Marge, you and I are fine now. Who needs Brad Goodman?"
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"who taught us that if it feels good, do it."
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"- What's the answer? - This is your chance to develop a new and better identity."
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"Springfield will have its first annual Do What You Feel Festival this Saturday..."
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"Park anywhere. I'm not gonna lay any rule trip on you today."
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"Arr! This picture will serve me well on those lonely nights at sea."
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"And now to usher in this new era of feeling good..."
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"Oh! My arm."
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"That's the last I'll see of Mr. Trampoline."
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"[ Chain Rattles, Lock Clicks ]"
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"Now just turn around and count to three."
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"- [ Laughing ] - Ah, good one, Milhouse."
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"Hey, now, Marge. Let's not ''should'' this fella to death."
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"And this is just the beginning. I've got some big plans."
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"Kids, kids. Once you get hurt, move aside and let other people jump."
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"- [ TVClicks On ] - Ooh, it's that new show..."
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"If this were a cartoon, the cliff would break off now."
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"My God, it's like you've known me all my life."
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"- Hmm? - [ Moaning ]"
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"[ Door Slams ]"
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"- Yea! - Arr!"
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"Uh, better make it five."
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"May I suggest good-natured doormat?"
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"So long, suckers."
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"[ Yells ]"
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"Quit it, Bart."
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"Stop that, Bart. Homer, speak to him."
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"- He said what now? - Please, don't bring home any more old crutches."
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"- [ Door Slams ] - [ Car Tires Squealing ]"
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"You might remember me from such self-help videos as..."
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"I want you to pretend this dummy right here is your mother."
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"- What? - Son, you've never read any of my books, have you?"
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"You are all going to start living. Really living."
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"Thank you. Thank you very much."
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"and a woman with a bizarre hairstyle-- I'm sure worn only for shock value."
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"as refreshing as a premoistened towelette."
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"started by German settlers in 1 946."
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"- [ Laughing ] Yea. - Hey. That seltzer ain't free."
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"[ Grunting ]"
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"Uh, I don't want to judge the rightness of your ego orientation..."
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"- Ow! - Eat my shorts, young man."
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"Hold on, Son."
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"[ Lisa ] I'm gonna have my wedding here."
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"[ Dolph ] Shh.! Quiet. You'll wake up old man Simpson."
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"You should've called. I was very worried."
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"If it were up to you all we'd ever do is work and go to church."
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"- Sorry. It does that sometimes. - Nagging. Nagging."
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"Well, I may not have a lot of ''credentials'' or ''training''..."
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"I just enable your life-script."
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"- Food goes in here. - It sure does."
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"- [ Clattering ] - [ Whooping ] Yee-haw! Yahoo!"
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"- [ Applause ] - Thank you."
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"I-I couldn't have put it better myself."
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"Your parents have done a fantastic job. Mama? Papa? Could you come up here?"
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"- [ Laughter] - Bart, be quiet."
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"And as soon as you're not a human being..."
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"- [ Groans ] - And yet..."
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"[ Loud Snoring ]"
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"This is madness. He's just peddling a bunch of easy answers."
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"[ Gurgling ]"
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"" [ Humming ]"
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"[ Grunts ] " I feel good ""
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"" So good I got you ""
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"- [ Screaming ] - [ Elephant Trumpeting ]"
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"No. You must not blame yourself, Reverend."
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"- I feel that you should shut up. - You know, you really irritate me, Skinner."
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"- [ Man ] That's a good idea. - Let's get some cider."
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"It's a long, arduous journey of personal and spiritual discovery."
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"about the policeman who solves crimes in his spare time."
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"[ Engine Puttering ]"
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"Stay the course, Big Ned. You're doing super."
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"And how. [ Laughs ]"
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"- [ Laughter] - [ Chuckles ] Isn't he--"
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"you're a human doing."
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"- Then what comes next? - A human going!"
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"Okay, folks. Let me hear what's troubling you. Don't be shy. Yell it out. Everybody. Go."
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"[ Laughs ] I get that means no, huh? I'm not so old-fashioned."
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"In the, uh, spirit of the occasion, I must tell you what I think."
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"- You two screwed up royal. - You know, I really don't feel like being blamed."
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"People, I am excited."
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"A new mood is in the air in Springfield..."
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"[ Quietly ] Listen. What's he saying?"
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"- [ Snorts ] Earth to boring guy. - [ Laughter]"
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"- I, uh, can't commit to a relationship. - I'm too nice."
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"I can sense a change in the air tonight."
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"Your inner child."
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"- I have problems with-- - I'm always interrupting people."
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"Okay. Okay. Right now, I want each of you to try something interesting."
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"Now, close your eyes for a moment and really listen to that inner voice inside."
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