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Clips from Community (2009) - Remedial Chaos Theory (S03E03)

"I'm just trying to protect us both"
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"I'm so sorry."
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"I have a developmental disorder."
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"Star Wars, Star Wars. Cool, cool, cool. Hmm."
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"You understand."
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"You're also, quite frankly, a very weird-looking man."
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"I don't know you, but I just don't trust you."
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"And I don't think I could grow to like you."
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"The point of what I'm trying to tell you, Todd,"
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"No offense."
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"None taken."
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"I understand, you wanna be with your friends."
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"Don't tell me what I'm feeling or thinking. It's petty."
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"Good-bye, Todd."
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"Okay, how are we gonna divide the--"
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"Hey, Todd! Todd, buddy! You passed the test."
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"I've been walking my beat a long time, sir."
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"A long time."
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"I've kept my head down, paid my dues."
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"And, well, I think I'm ready to make detective."
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"You've only been here a month."
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"You really haven't done much of anything."
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"We don't solve crimes."
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"We barely prevent them."
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"You wanna detect something?"
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"Do it on your own time."
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"Maybe I will."
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""Maybe I will.""
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"My own words rang in my head like a bell inside a head."
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"Maybe I was crazy."
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"Or maybe, just maybe, I was a detective."
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"- Looking for something? - No."
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"She said she wasn't,"
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"but her eyes said otherwise."
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"She was all dame, legs that went all the way"
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"to the bottom of her torso."
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"The kind of arms that had elbows."
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"The way she left, I could tell that somebody--"
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"or something--had really put the scare on her."
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"But what? Why?"
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"Stapler."
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"Was I crazy?"
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"Or were they somehow connected?"
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"I can't believe it."
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"- Should we move outside? - Uh-huh."
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"Did you even hear what I said?"
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"- Uh-huh. - Seriously?"
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"Is this what it's gonna be like working together?"
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"What?"
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"Man, people just can't handle the truth"
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"about Ben Sherman's winter collection."
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"Roommates, study group, lab partners."
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"We really are gonna spend all our time together."
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"How awesome is that?"
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"Last night I saw the Hong Kong movie."
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"That Kickpuncher is based on."
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"Did you see the scene where Kickpuncher kick-punches"
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"200 guys with one kick-punch?"
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"Oh."
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"We spend too much time together."
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"Jinx."
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"Here's Ben with his cupcake."
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"And here he is a few seconds later"
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"when he was crying because he dropped his cupcake."
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"Mm-hmm."
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"And here he is with another cupcake."
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"Oh, oh, wait, these pictures are out of order."
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"That's the same cupcake."
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"Oh, Shirley, these pictures are adorable."
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"And comprehensive."
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"But did you know that sugar is like baby meth?"
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"That's what my homeopath said."
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"Well, maybe your gay friend should mind his own business."
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""Forget about the girl," I told myself."
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""Let her go, like a lobster claw letting go"
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"of a small balloon for lobsters.""
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"Still, I had a hunch."
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"Hmm. A matchbook."
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"Something about it seemed clue-y."
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"Arizona."
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"Arizona backwards is still Arizona!"
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"It's a palomino!"
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"Maybe I was crazy..."
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"Or maybe I was finally sane."
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"Why does this guy keep staring at me?"
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"Britta. What are you doing here?"
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"Oh, I was just getting some air."
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"Me too. And wondering something."
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"I was wondering something, too."
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"I was wondering, what would it be like"
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"- if we were partners? - What's going on here?"
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"Were you thinking of changing partners?"
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"Were you gonna bail on me?"
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"No. No one here is thinking of changing partners. No, sir."
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"I am!"
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"While he was spying, I found a turtle."
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"It's not fair that I should be the only one here"
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"saddled with a total waste of space loser."
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"- No offense, Todd. - None taken."
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"Why should you all get the exact partner you wanted?"
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"That's right."
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"It's totally not fair that we saddled Pierce with Todd."
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"We should probably choose partners again."
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"So it's agreed. Let's go to the study room"
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"and deal with this Todd problem once and for all."
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"Okay."
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"Um, did you want me to come?"
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"Um, it's called "the Todd problem.""
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"Okay, we just have to come up with a fair way"
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"to decide who is gonna be stuck for an entire semester"
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"with this... Random."
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"This, uh... Non-grouper."
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"There's only one way to decide this fairly."
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"We go boy-girl, boy-girl."
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"But everyone has to have a different hair color."
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"And be from a different high school."
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"And be a different race."
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"I guess I'd be with... Britta."
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"I guess my--my hands are tied."
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"The hair color concept intrigues me"
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