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Clips from Community (2009) - Remedial Chaos Theory (S03E03)

"I really made my bones with that last collar, babe."
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"Probably need it."
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"Nothing after lunch."
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"It'll be reflected in your tuition."
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"Sort of like a diorama."
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"You guys have weird reactions to stuff."
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"of his life in prison,"
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"what happened with legos? They used to be simple."
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"♪ We could be roped up, tied up, dead in a year ♪"
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"♪ I can't count the reasons I should stay ♪"
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"Um, hello, please, Professor Kane?"
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"What is happening at this school?"
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"Uh, we'd really prefer to partner up amongst ourselves."
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"I may have a developmental disorder."
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"I need to catch up on Breaking Bad, so..."
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"And there's no such thing as security guard detective."
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"- Hey. - What?"
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"Um...Did you just call me in here to stare at me?"
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"This is the first time there hasn't been a beetle in here."
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"Very. You know what else is awesome?"
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"Yeah, I know, I was there."
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"Yeah. Both of them."
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""Arizona matchbook company.""
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"- Tell me. - No, you first."
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"Who's thinking of changing partners?"
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"I mean, just to be fair."
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"No offense, Todd."
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"But what if we arrange by age, so that way"
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"I just don't understand how my age has anything to--"
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"to pair the people with the lowest GPAs with the highest."
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"You know what, Annie?"
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"You're halfway done."
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"I had to think fast."
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"Very much so. Yes."
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"According to my system, Annie's gonna be with Shirley."
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"Not necessarily. Is your algorithm above questioning?"
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"Not necessarily."
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"I used the ballots to rank everyone by popularity."
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"Somewhere, somehow, I was gonna find what I was looking for."
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"There was something there."
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"This list stinks like a butt convention."
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"Hey, that's cool, whatever gets this project done."
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"they have a problem with science."
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"Someone--or something-- had sent me a message."
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"Veronica."
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"See the ballots? Are you crazy?"
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"Don't!"
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"I thought you were supposed to be friends!"
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"And I am gonna finally take my Insulin shot!"
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"Well, he is right about one thing."
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"I mean, that's my theory."
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"Here's mine."
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"one bench, and one grade that I will average."
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"Hey, somebody's been squatting in the utility closet."
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"And that's when it hit me."
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"- To have to climb it. - Could I buy a calendar?"
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"Well, it seems that Greendale owes you a debt of gratitude."
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"Did you see the head on that guy?"
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"Take it again."
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"- I didn't draw a penis. - Me neither."
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"This was also a test, and you all penised."
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"A test. Not a penis."
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"Today's the day."
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"You woke up with a guard this morning."
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"But tonight, you're going to bed with a detective."
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"Shh...Okay, you get some rest, 'kay?"
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"Here's Ben dressed like a dragon."
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"Aww."
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"Here's me and Abed dressed as Nick Nolte and Eddie Murphy."
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"Aww."
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"Who's Nick Nolte?"
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"Aww."
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"Hey, Abed, can I borrow some change for the water fountain?"
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"Yeah. Here you go."
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"- Thank you. - Wait. Change?"
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"- Hey, Dean. - Hmm?"
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"What are you doing?"
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"And I can skip lunch if you want-- Oh. That."
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"Keeps tuition down and it saves on water, too."
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"That's because nobody's gonna pay to drink water."
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"Actually it's a two drink-minimum."
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"Ah, eh, remember what we talked about?"
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"We have to keep this whole living situation kind of quiet."
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"You know, on the d-low."
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"Sure, you know, I'm barely there."
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"I'm married to the job."
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"And to a mannequin leg I found in the boiler room."
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"Homewrecker."
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"Your first major lab assignment"
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"is to construct a terrarium."
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"Hey, can I ask you something?"
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"This is unrelated."
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"As someone who just finished spending the majority"
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"Oh, come on, I know you know what I'm talking about."
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"Harry Potter legos, Star Wars legos."
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"Complicated kits,"
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"tiny little blocks."
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"I mean, I'm not saying it's bad, I just wanna know what happened."
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"All right, fine."
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"Your terrariums are due tomorrow."
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"And everyone look across the table"
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"at the person in front of you."
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"That's your lab partner for the rest of the semester."
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"Saddle up."
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"Who are these people?"
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"♪ Give me some rope, tie me to a tree ♪"
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"♪ give me the hope to run out of steam ♪"
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"♪ somebody said we could be here ♪"
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"♪ one by one they all just fade away ♪"
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"Yes?"
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"but, um...We're a study group."
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"You probably heard of the space bus."
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"Paintball."
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"I had sex with Eartha Kitt in an airplane bathroom,"
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"and these are the only guys I've ever told."
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"Yeah, we're like a family."
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"We love each other. Second paintball."
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"I have so many conversations that make no sense."
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"I don't care. Go ahead."
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"It's not you, it's me."
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