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Clips from The Simpsons - Chief of Hearts (S21E21)

"All the time."
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"Overweight? You?"
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"That's crazy."
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"Now, me, I have to get my underwear specially made"
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"by this village in the Ukraine."
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"They call me "Daddy Round-Round.""
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"My underpants paid for their water filtration system."
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"That's it for today."
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"You want to..."
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"get a beer sometime ?"
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"Who could blame you?"
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"I'll see you at Moe's."
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"Chief Wiggum just made a friend."
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"I'm gonna pound a few beers with."
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"No, don't be so obvious."
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"Let's all look without looking."
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"Officer way, way up."
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"Dang. I lost track of time. I'm gonna be late for work."
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"So this is what it feels like to be a pregnant lady."
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"Think you got all the best Battle Ball cards?"
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"Ralph Wiggum's got a platinum lava genie."
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"My not-dead grandma sent it from Tokyo."
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"I will play you for that card."
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"if I win, you have to teach me how to play this game."
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"Deal."
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"I see you're impressed by my costume"
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"So am I getting a raise or not?"
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"Hand me my coffee."
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"- Want some sugar? - No, I got it."
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"Drunk and disorderly?"
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"That's a little redundant."
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"Mind if I do a little spring cleaning?"
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"Oh, my God."
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"There he is!"
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"Homer, would you like to see..."
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"my favorite place in the whole world?"
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"Really? Me?"
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"I'm gonna let you in on a little secret."
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"Civilians are scared of us,"
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"and other cops just remind us of things we want to forget."
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"Chief... me, too."
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"Ritalin, Lithium, Zoloft."
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"You really know how to roll 'em, Bart."
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"That's drug talk."
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"You ever worry the sun's not going to come back"
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"- No. - Me, neither."
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"Ralphie. Got a lot of worries, that kid."
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"And he should be. He's got a great dad."
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"Homer Simpson, you always know the perfect thing to say."
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"Chief. Chief, it's Lou."
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"Okay, what is it now?"
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"They're shooting at us. We need backup now."
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"You need backup, or you want backup?"
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"We got a 2-11 in progress."
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"Oh, I guess we should go."
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"Take your hands off my brother from another mother."
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"- Let's get out of here! - Not to worry, Homer."
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"Don't die on me, Clancy."
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"Well, if it was so special,"
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"wake up, you fat sack of..."
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"Homer?"
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"You're a true friend."
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"Unlike that Lou."
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"I've been sleeping on that couch for a week."
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"You missed the wakeup. That's all that counts."
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"Clancy, I haven't seen my family in days."
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"Would you mind if I went home now?"
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"Live your life... which I saved."
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"Fine. I'll stay a little more."
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"And can you read me a story... that you write yourself?"
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"And... begin."
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"Bart Simpson, are you a drug-o?"
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"Not until you raise my allowance."
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"Well, can you explain what you were doing in the basement with Milhouse?"
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"Getting higher and higher..."
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"...scores on Battle Ball."
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"Let me try."
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"It's no fun if my Mom likes 'em."
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"Playing nursemaid to Chief Wiggum."
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"People who get shot in the chest are such big babies."
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"Well, well, well."
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"So this is the St. Elmo's Fire reunion"
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"that Andrew McCarthy himself was going to attend."
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""I'm hungry," "I'm itchy,""
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""That's not my blood type.""
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"What have we here?"
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""World's worst friend.""
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"Hey, man, you planted that."
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"It's your word against the chief of police."
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"Take him away, boys."
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"Chief, being a bad friend isn't against the law."
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"Well, if it was, he'd be getting the chair."
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"You all would."
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"Bad friend. Bad friend. Bad friend."
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"Who gave me up?"
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"Guess what, Silkie."
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"- It was your own mother. - How does that feel?"
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"You hear me? You both jive."
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"You mugs'll never take me alive, see."
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"Everything."
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"My car is filled"
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"with printer paper I stole from work."
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"brought a 32-piece chicken bucket."
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"Just like you to forget that I might want some."
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"in time for the crazy days of summer sale."
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"You're jive. Do you hear me?"
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"You're all jive."
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"If I hadn't have been so needy, we wouldn't be in this trunk."
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"I was kind of ungrateful. You did save my life."
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"At least we got to be friends again, you know,"
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"We're not gonna get whacked."
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"Because you're Chief Clancy Wiggum, and you're gonna figure a way out of this."
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"Faith is what you have in things that don't exist."
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"Your awesomeness is real."
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"It will make our drive to the body dumpery most cinematic."
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"I'm gonna slap some sense into that CD changer."
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"Chief Wiggum and Homer have moved into a new phase in their friendship."
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"but this time, may last much longer."
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"Well said, Lou."
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"Okily dokily."
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