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Clips from Veep - Blurb (S06E06)

"drove their short bus right into the debt ceiling vote"
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"- a full government shutdown. - Shutdown."
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"have been furloughed, starting immediately."
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"- Okay. - Hey, Mom, everyone."
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"You know, there's not even a punch bowl for me to piss in here."
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"I know you'd chew your own arm off to escape being handcuffed"
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"Tell her why, Will."
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"You're stronger than me,"
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"Hey, Fuckleberry Finn!"
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"Christ, you got old."
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"- You wanna work for that guy? - I really do."
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"Can I have a private word with you?"
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"- Well, sure, let... all right. - Come, come, come, yes, yes, yeah."
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"I can't believe that I gave you a goddamn blurb."
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"For Christ's sake, we both know how the game is played."
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"Come on, we both know you were gonna go ahead and do it anyway."
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"And then with that TV appearance."
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"Me the aggressor? What is that?!"
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"That is sick, sociopathic shit."
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"I'm worried about you. I think you need help."
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"- I need help? Oh, please! - Absolutely."
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"You've got more issues than "National Geographic.""
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"What's going on here? I don't understand."
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"- Did I do something to deserve this? - No, no!"
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"because I didn't call you afterwards?"
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"And I would've said the same thing to you"
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"Oh, oh, poor Tommy."
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"- He wanted me to call him afterwards. - Shut the fuck up!"
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"and your trophy office and your trophy baby,"
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"who you won't even live to see go to college,"
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"- What?! - Yeah, we had a real moment."
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"But he's too much of a pussy to go for my pussy."
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"Okay, well, that's probably for the best."
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"He's not gonna get away with that."
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"I'm back. What the hell was that?"
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"You really wanted me, didn't you?"
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"Why am I getting this sense of déjà vu?"
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"No, no, no, I'm not talking about the Green Room."
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"Selina, I do not and never have hated you!"
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"You got that right! You loved me."
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"- Stop it! - You still love me now."
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"- What?! - You do! Admit it."
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"- Admit it. Admit it! - You are fucking crazy!"
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"Okay, right there, right there, what do you call that?"
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"You want to throw me onto this couch"
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"- I am a happily married man, Selina. - Oh, that's not an answer!"
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"What the fuck is wrong with you?!"
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"Okay, wha... this!"
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"What do you want me to say, Selina?"
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"What do you want me to say, Tom, huh?"
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"That back when I was in the Senate,"
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"the only reason that I co-sponsored S-473"
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"was because I had a crush on you?"
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"That when we were in Los Angeles"
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"and you grabbed my hand and you held it up high, and I was like,"
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""Oh, my God, he's holding my hand.""
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"That when I was in the loony bin,"
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"I thought about you endlessly, and I was..."
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"Tom?"
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"Sweetheart."
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"Alethia?"
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"Is that her name or is that the pill you take to fuck her?"
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"- Alethia! - So nice to meet you, President Meyer."
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"- Oh, that's so nice of you. - I voted for you."
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"Well, it didn't help."
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"Okay, you know, I should head back"
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"and, uh, deal with the ceremony and so on."
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"Ladies and gentlemen,"
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"Oh, wow, she looks awesome."
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"that I would like to say about the extraordinary woman"
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"- who was my predecessor here at the White House."
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"- Here comes the love!"
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"- Shh, I know. Shh. - But unfortunately,"
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"I have to return to the Oval Office to deal with the shutdown."
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"I know Selina Meyer,"
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"- Oh, my God. - It's beautiful."
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"Thank you very, very much. Thank you."
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"Oh, goodness, I do wish you could've heard President Montez's speech"
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"And this is very nice, folks."
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"Very nice, indeed."
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"You know, um..."
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"well, maybe none of it matters."
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"You know, because maybe in a hundred years,"
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"all that anyone will remember"
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"So, out of respect for the furlough,"
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"um, I think we should wrap things up."
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"So, thank you so much."
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"That was a great speech."
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"- What chair? - The fucking chair in that painting"
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"Look at my neck. I have pardoned turkeys with fewer waddles."
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"My neck does not look like that."
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"No, it doesn't."
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"- Madam President. - Oh, yes!"
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"- He's Montez's me. - Great."
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"Not exactly. I have a law degree"
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"Oh, congrats."
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"so we can furlough the rest of the staff in a timely manner."
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"Well, that makes solid sense. We'll get out of your hair."
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"Thank you so much. Hello!"
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"Well, thank you, Marjorie, but you're not exactly known for your good taste."
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"No!"
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"Shh."
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"And even they don't have to drink Coke Zero."
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"- At least Jonah wasn't here. - Hey, that's positive, see?"
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"I shut down NPR because they're a total snoozefest,"
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"I shut down the national parks"
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"so that your parents will have to take you someplace cool on vacation,"
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"like Disney World or Cancun or Mexico."
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"Are there any questions?"
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"The congressman will not be taking any questions."
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"The congressman will not be taking any questions."
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"with what analysts are urging us not to label a panic."
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"Also, are we doing our laundry all wrong?"
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"I'm not down to my bathing suit weight yet, so."
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"Oh, please, Brie, I bet you could fill out a bikini quite nicely."
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"Oh, Dan."
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"Blech!"
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"Well, that's all the time we have for today."
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"- And I'm Brie Ramachandran. - Remember,"
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"every day starts with morning."
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