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Clips from Veep - Blurb (S06E06)

"she swept up every single shard"
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"Gosh, Montez is actually gonna say that"
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"Yeah, in front of 200 of Washington's most important people."
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"Richard, you have such a good sense of humor."
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"- Oh, I'm so happy! - The dad and the horse."
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"- And three... "The Meyer Year." - Yes."
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"Yarmulke."
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"is about a commitment to the Jewish lifestyle."
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"Oh, Jesus Christ!"
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"Yes. Okay, I can't."
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"You think that would spice up the book?"
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"So boring."
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"Because we worked for the president"
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"Charlie, also played by Fred Gwynne. Season one, episode nine."
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"- Female. - Ish."
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"And tomorrow, a sex offender registry for dogs."
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"And I'm Dan Egan, bringing you your morning"
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"Oh, good!"
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"I've never not had chemistry with a woman."
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"People like the energy that you and Jane had."
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"The point is people find you two cold together."
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"- But I... I'm actually fucking her. - Dan!"
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"That's why I told you not to tell anybody."
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"Aw, that's sweet."
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"Oh, good, yeah. I was feeling cramped."
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"Yeah, I made a deal to write a book,"
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"You deserve it."
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"Well, he just begged me not to put it in."
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"- No, it all goes in. - Good."
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"- Roger. - Madam President,"
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"I can give you a freeze on the rate of increase"
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"Ma'am, I would appreciate it very much"
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"Okay, Jeffersons, sit down."
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"- No. Were you? - Yeah."
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"Are you a 15-year-old girl?"
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"Greg? Hello!"
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"in the Green Room at the White House, um..."
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"He wishes!"
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"Madam President!"
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"- Such a shame. - What's happening right now?"
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"- Morning, ma'am. - Hey, what is this?"
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"Marjorie, Catherine,"
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"Oh, that is just so stupid."
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"a year ago if you had called me."
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"Sorry, I should not have raised my voice like that."
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"Madam President, thank you for inviting us to your unveiling."
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"There were sparks practically flying out of your dick!"
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"- What was that? - That was..."
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"There are so many things"
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"Now, let's take a look at this beautiful piece of work."
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"because she's so well-spoken, don't you think?"
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"I look around this room"
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"and I am reminded of their many accomplishments"
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"But I also like to think"
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"Yeah, that cow put the chair in the painting."
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"Yes! I should not have come to this thing."
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"A lot of people are saying that I shut down the government."
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"You're damn right, I did!"
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"- Okay. - Okay, okay."
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"Japanese efficiency experts say no."
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"Plus, our own Buzzy Kanahale's gonna be reporting the weather"
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"- I'm Dan Egan. - Bring back Jane!"
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"I mean, the book ends with you going off to college."
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"It was this raw, sexual vibe because you two were..."
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"is sharp as any you'll find in Washington."
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"Oh, right! Thank you."
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"no votes today on legalizing tiny Fleshlights for micro wangs."
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"- Candi, are you all right? - Of course she's all right."
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"A book about my sex life."
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"All nonessential White House staff"
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"- Tom! Hi! - Madam President."
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"aimed at your conscience and your funny bone."
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"Do you think I should give him a call?"
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"even though they made her ride around in a convertible like an animal, I might add,"
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"Yeah."
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"will understand."
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"- about you two fucking. - We're not making this up, okay?"
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"and served two tours in Afghanistan."
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"Wait, Shawnee, how am I gonna see my dog again?"
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"- Did we miss it? - No, I'm afraid not."
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"- This goes inside your jacket. - Oh."
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"friend."
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"will be in volume two... "Meyer Ascendant.""
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"review on legislative conference regarding pharmaceutical labeling."
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"Yeah! Cocaine, boating, asteroids, whatever!"
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"people don't like you in yellow."
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"I do not wanna piss those guys off."
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"And they set up the Blue Room for your use."
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"feeding on a heaping mouthful of Seabiscuit's finest."
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"My wife is a huge fan."
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"and T-boned the entire US economy."
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"I've taken the rest of it."
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"Selina."
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"hanging on a wall in the White House."
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"What a... what a wonderful thing."
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"I... no, in the painting!"
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"We just hit the 12-week mark."
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"Yes, yes, yes."
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"we'll be rededicating the sanctuary."
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"Well, that's what made the two of us such a beatable combination."
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"With regards to the debt ceiling,"
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"I did not receive my invite to the unveiling ceremony."
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"Even so, I did not expect to find myself on a couch"
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"Having sex with President Selina Meyer."
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"where he couldn't even unzip the back of your dress."
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"Oof, here we are."
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"- Oh. - That's beautiful."
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"Ma'am, the painting is stunning."
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"and shining moments."
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