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Clips from Veep - Blurb (S06E06)

"Mm-hmm."
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"- Yes. - Something like ending government waste."
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"- Yeah. - Cutting aid to Israel!"
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"- Cutting aid to veterans. - Great!"
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"- They volunteered, right? - Yeah, yeah."
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"We're gonna do all these things,"
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"and we're gonna get invited to that unveiling."
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"- Who's with me? Yeah! - Yeah!"
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"- Yeah! - Wait, you weren't invited?"
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"Oh, for Christ's sake."
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"Why do you keep saying Tom James and I made love?"
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"- No. - Richard!"
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"I want you to get my editor on the phone, okay?"
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"No, see, you gotta find a different word than "screwed.""
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"It's just hard to come up with so many different ways to curse."
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"Please hold for President Meyer. I've got Greg Morehouse for you, ma'am."
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"that is hotter than Nancy Reagan's guide to cocksucking."
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"You are gonna be so pleased!"
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"I... what?"
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"Oh, right."
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"Richard, go and turn on CBS right now."
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"I'll call you back."
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"- Hey, Tom James is on TV. - He looks good."
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"That's the reason I've always said that Selina Meyer's political acumen"
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"What's wrong with that? My goodness."
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"- Right. - Oh, my."
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"Tom James, who is telling us about the explosive revelations"
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"in his book "Investing with a Conscience,""
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"excerpted in this month's "Vanity Fair.""
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""Vanity Fair?" Mike, how did we not know about this?"
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"They called me a couple months ago"
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"and I thought they were trying to get me to renew my prescription."
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"I had always looked up to President Meyer"
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"as something of a mentor."
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"She's a year older than me."
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"Okay, that is a fucking lie!"
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"- This is disinformation! - Yeah!"
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"Now, Senator, was President Meyer the aggressor?"
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"I didn't rape him!"
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"My guest has been Tom James."
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"I can't believe I said that steaming turd of a book"
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"was a refreshing take on Wall Street"
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"- Hey, you used my blurb! - Oh, quiet up, Mike."
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"Gary, call the White House"
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"and tell them to cancel that stupid portrait thing,"
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"What are you talking about? You have to go."
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"I just can't take this, you know?"
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"But this I cannot take."
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"Listen to me, Tom is a weak man."
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"It wasn't even that good, I gotta tell you."
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"Oh, please give me the permission"
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"to tell that to his face tomorrow."
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"- Please, I beg you. - Oh, my God, right."
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"I forgot Tom is gonna be there."
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"This is like Black History Month."
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"It never fucking ends!"
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"Do you want me to 69 him?"
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"- Oh, 86. - Yeah."
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"No, because then it just becomes this thing."
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"Okay, what about the speech? What about the speech, all right?"
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"President Montez is giving that amazing speech about you."
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"And I asked them to use the Jackie Kennedy crystal service."
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"- Really? - Yep."
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"Nobody since Jackie"
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"If Jackie Kennedy can go through the day"
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"with her husband's philandering brains all over her dress"
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"and her head held high, looking stunning,"
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"you can go to the White House tomorrow"
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"and forget all about those 15 minutes"
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"Wait a minute, what? How do you know that?"
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"It was in Mike's notes."
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"Oh, right."
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"And if one person mentions Tom James to me,"
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"I'm gonna go piss in that punch bowl."
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"- This country doesn't deserve you. - I know it."
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"Voting closes in five minutes and we're still missing votes."
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"Well, well, well, sorry, boys,"
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"I'd wager it takes a whole roll of duct tape"
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"to strap down your hog of a cock."
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"For your information, we're called the Jeffersons, probably,"
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"and we're here to shove some liberty up America's ass."
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"If you'll excuse me, Roger, I'm gonna whip it out."
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"Madam Clerk, Representative Gellardi"
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"- Recorded. - Madam Clerk,"
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"Representative Clark votes no on HR 2970."
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"Now look what you did, you writhing, piss-filled skin Twizzler!"
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"And maybe you were too busy biting James Bond's cable car wire to realize,"
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"America's financial system is gonna go belly-up like what, Will?"
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"Like my labradoodle, Teddy, when I cover his cock in honey and give him a sticky licky."
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"- No, bad! - Look at me."
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"You could shut down the government."
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"Well, maybe the government needs to be shut down"
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"And when something's broken, you shut it down,"
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"Do you even know what an unveiling ceremony is?!"
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"Look, whether I know what an unveiling is or is not"
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"is not the point."
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"The point is principles."
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"My morons are voting no."
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"Madam Clerk, on HR 2970,"
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"Congressman Ryan votes no."
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"Lights out!"
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"Lights out! Lights out! Lights out!"
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"Look at this place. It is such a dump, isn't it?"
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"Although, I have to admit I sort of miss it."
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"Aw, and it misses you, too."
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"And now she's back for her big day!"
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"- Are you wearing makeup? - No."
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"It is so lovely to see you again."
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"- My daughter misses you. - Thank you..."
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"I have no idea what these people's names are."
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"so much!"
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"I know one thing... she's the one who put my sweater in the dryer."
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"- Yes! - Right."
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"Madam President, we've sure missed you around here."
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"Where are you taking the Jackie crystal?"
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"- What are those, chips? - Why is there Coke Zero behind us?"
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"What is this Dixie cup shit show?"
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"It's like we teleported to post-Katrina Mississippi."
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"Montez is really taking this Mexican thing too far."
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"Jonah and his merry band of jizz huffers"
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