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Clips from Veep - Blurb (S06E06)

"- ...with Kent. - Kent?!"
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"What are you talking about?"
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"I slept with Tom James!"
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"- Whoa! - No!"
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"In the Oval with your running mate?!"
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"- On a couch. - Ma'am, we have a best-seller!"
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"- What? How do you know that? - You... you said it was at the Congressional Ball."
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"- Oh, did I say that? - I think so."
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"- Did I? - Ma'am, we got gold. Gold!"
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"- That's a classy move. - Yeah, I'll get his number."
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"Or I could go and I could see him in person."
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"It's the new "CBS This Morning.""
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"Jane McCabe is on special assignment."
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"We start our day in the state of New Hampshire"
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"where Hurricane Chloe has taken a turn for the deadly."
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"with him sitting right there?"
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"I'm sure you'll find a way, Congressman."
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"The Ethics Committee is debating ending its probe"
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"into Representative Lawler's Nantucket trip."
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"You will vote yes despite the strong evidence"
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"- That guy knows how to party. - Then Tuesday,"
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"Unless they try to kick it down the road for a couple of months"
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"and hope we get hit by an asteroid."
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"Did you guys get invited to this unveiling thing?"
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"Naturally."
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"How come you guys got invited and I didn't?"
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"and didn't cost her the presidency."
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"who liked to molest that pudgy werewolf kid."
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"Kent, can I have your plus-one?"
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"No, I'm bringing my jai alai instructor."
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"- What about your plus-one? - I work for you, I don't date you."
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"Maybe I'm gonna go hire some women,"
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"and I'm gonna make them date me."
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"- It's about time. - Mm-hmm."
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"Until then, I'm Brie Ramachandran."
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"every morning of every day for many mornings to come."
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"And we are clear. Great show, people!"
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"You sound like a Scientologist."
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"- Really? - Kind of."
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"from the first testing of the new host pairing."
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"And something interesting jumps out from the data,"
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"which is people say that you two don't have any chemistry,"
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"which is their words, not mine, but also mine."
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"Jesus, we were not fucking!"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"- Aren't you engaged to a Yankee? - Yeah, I am."
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"Look, Dan, Brie, you two don't have to make up this crazy story"
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"- We are fucking! - Like, a lot."
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"Maybe you two should fuck differently, then. I don't know."
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"That's where I draw the line, man."
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"I don't take notes on how I fuck."
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"because I cannot lose this job, not before my wedding!"
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"Um, also... just a little thing here..."
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"Jesus Christ, Tom."
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"- What is this? - This is just temporary."
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"We're moving into the big office next month."
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"My goodness, look at you. You keeping busy?"
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"I am."
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"Well, that's funny because I did, too."
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"Yes, I wrote a blurb for your upcoming tome."
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"- Of course you did. - Sight unseen."
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"- "Investing with a Conscience"? - "Conscience," yes."
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"So, it's sci-fi?"
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"Just trying to keep the lights on."
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"Well, the book that I'm writing,"
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"I wanted to give you a heads-up"
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"'cause I was toying with the notion of..."
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"Selina, there's... I'm sorry to interrupt."
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"You know, you did me the honor"
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"of choosing me as your running mate..."
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"and I repaid that honor with betrayal."
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"Yeah."
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"I guess my ego allowed me"
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"to believe that folksy, old Tom James"
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"was above all that beltway horseshit."
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"Wow!"
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"I didn't come here to ask for an apology,"
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"but I certainly appreciate getting one from you."
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"if I was in your shoes, I probably would've tried to steal the presidency, too."
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"Yeah."
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"Selina, I beg you, please don't do this."
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"- Oh. - I have a new life, I have a new wife."
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"And we are expecting our first child."
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"- Congratulations. - Thank you."
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"She would be dialing a divorce lawyer"
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"if she ever thought that you and I had swapped more than,"
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"you know, appreciative memos."
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"- You understand that? - I do."
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"Well, I guess"
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"Right."
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"Oh, my God, why did I have to fuck"
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"the last remaining gentleman in Washington?"
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"- God! - Who said that? Was that Dolley Madison?"
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"So, none of it goes in the book?"
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"I think we can all agree that none of us wants to play politics"
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"I brought you here..."
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"Hey, did you get invited to the Meyer unveiling?"
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"Everyone was unless you're a mole person"
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"who was cast out of his underground society"
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"for keistering sewer rats."
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"- I wasn't invited. - I know."
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"have launched a full-fledged and savage attack"
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"against the poor and disadvantaged of this country."
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"You are addicted to spending like the proverbial drunken sailor."
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"Okay, that part's done."
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"on AFDC and all the Head Start cuts, but no dice on Medicare."
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"Uh, excuse me, Ms. Caruso, due to some oversight,"
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"I suggest you ask someone from President Meyer's team."
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"Why are women always checking in on one another"
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"when I am talking to them?"
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"It is her fiesta, as you would say."
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"Well, it's your casa white-o, as you would say."
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"- Madam President, are you all right? - Oh, for God's sakes."
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"You haven't heard the last of Jonah Ryan."
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"Oh, we were talking about the name,"
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"and Cherry Tree Choppers sounds a lot more legitimate."
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"No! We already picked a name."
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"- How about the Rough Riders? - Oh, fuck, that's good!"
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"No, we're already known as the Jeffersons, okay?"
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"And right now, we need to do something,"
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