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Clips from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015) - Kimmy Gets Divorced?! (S03E03)

"Jacqueline! Jeez! I didn't think you'd show up."
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"It's not the same without Titus, though, is it?"
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"You know I'm not real!"
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"Oh, Kimmy. That's bad."
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"about the fact that my boyfriend is also out of town."
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"You can't imagine."
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"- Oh. - Hi, hi."
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"'Cause he's trying to kill you?"
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"Think about it. I'm running for District Council."
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"- So he'll be single? - Oh!"
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"Me, I went to SUNY Old Paltz."
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"I'm gonna do it."
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"I'm gonna go to college!"
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"♪ But females are strong as hell ♪"
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"♪ Unbreakable ♪"
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"♪ It's a miracle ♪"
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"♪ Unbreakable ♪"
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"Everyone can do questions. Now, girl, I need to lie down."
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"It's okay if you got fired."
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"Kimberly, if there's one thing I learned on that cruise,"
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"for all these years is true."
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"It's Richard Shakeer-Mohammed."
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"I could be calling a joke hotline."
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"Sign 'em and get 'em back to me."
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"And now, in the name of me,"
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"Gosh Almighty, who you may know from,"
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"I pronounce you Superman and wife!"
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"Thank you, oh great and powerful Gosh."
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"Oh, believe you me,"
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"That had to be you!"
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"Bobby, sweetie,"
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"since we've been back together,"
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"I feel like that 12-year-old"
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"vanity plates you ordered while intoxicated."
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"Wait a minute. Why are you still here?"
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"Have you not seen Mikey since you've been back?"
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"You people all look the same to me."
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"and a working pocket."
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"I was gonna shower Mikey with gifts."
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"I even got a bonus after my bravura performance"
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"I mean, I lost them. Shut up!"
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"Mikey believed in me."
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"He made me follow my dream."
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"The bus was going pretty fast."
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"Home Box Office bought Sesame Street and fired all the actors."
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"Those jobs last forever!"
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"But I know someone who does."
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"Oh, I miss you so much, Russ."
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"The call dropped again."
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"Jacqueline, can you look at these?"
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"Nice try. I know that means Voldemort. Now I know he's single."
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"But the sticker says "Sign here.""
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"anger, frustration, despair,"
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"Daddy, I can't come over tonight."
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"Your five-minute call. Five minutes."
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"Through!"
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"Well, now, Sesame Street is casting,"
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"you know what would be interesting?"
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"how easily you give up."
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"in Riverside Park at 78th Street,"
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"♪ Ten seconds at a time ♪"
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"Make it quick. I'm on a horse."
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"I can't believe you don't remember that."
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"Look, I haven't had a chance to sign that thing."
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"Oh, and you weren't able to find time in your day to go buy a pen"
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"Without a pen? Good luck."
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"Dinner's ready!"
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"Well, what's done is done."
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"What a disaster."
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"in your mouth."
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"I'm gonna exercise like those morons in that Olympic show."
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"because I'm doing it for the greatest reason of all..."
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"I just love walking wherever I want, don't you?"
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"Opening unlocked doors and going outside"
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"and not having a toilet next to my bed."
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"Tell you what... I'll take you to that go-kart place."
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"so this whole day has been for the birds!"
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"I mean, these pages look blank to me."
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"This is so frustrating!"
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"Somebody help! Oh, God!"
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"Oh, what was I thinking?"
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"Run!"
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"I bet he's never heard of you either, lady!"
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"Why, thank you, Lil' Lisa."
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"What are you doing here?"
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"I've never been good at bye-byes."
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"This isn't healthy, Lillian."
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"And I'm making it worse."
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"It's holding you back."
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"Not everything's about you, dear."
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"Now I'm torturing him."
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"Hello?"
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"♪ W, X ♪"
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"And I love children!"
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"Thanks for helping me move into Sesame Street, Mr. Frumpus."
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"like cleaning your room or finishing your homework,"
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"Before you get the thing you want..."
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"So you give Mr. Frumpus what he wants,"
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"one of the best TV jobs in New York."
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"if I really would do anything for Mikey,"
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"You creeped him out."
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"Jacqueline, I have to sign those papers, right now."
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"and then sign at the bottom."
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"College?"
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"Go, Pricks!"
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"Two thousand dollars?"
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"No."
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"How am I gonna get my pockets fat with that kind of cheddar, fam?"
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"You tear up these papers and contest the divorce."
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"Looks like someone is going to college."
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"I'm ready."
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"Hi, Sister Kimmy!"
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"How is he doing that?"
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"I need a little hair of the dog."
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"But I'll take any kind of hair."
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"You know what? I think you won't sign because you're still in love with me."
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"Hello?"
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"Mmm, now I'm eating pizza!"
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"Surprisingly authentic."
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"Yeah, well, it's good here, too!"
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