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Clips from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt(2015) - Kimmy Gets Divorced?! (S03E03)

"I just wanted to return the stuff you left at my place."
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"I couldn't find anything, so the box is empty."
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"Why'd you just walk away like that?"
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"But I've known you since 1964."
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"I was your first alibi."
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"Lillian, can I stop being insane and get real for a second?"
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"You're living in the past."
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"Me, fighting to keep this neighborhood terrible,"
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"your views on Italians?"
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"I'm not stuck in the past. I just hate the present."
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"You know Playboy doesn't have nudity anymore?"
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"I bet your cell's pretty small."
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"Why don't our shins have butts?"
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"I know it seems like you're just having fun,"
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"but you let someone back in your life who's..."
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"who's bad for you."
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"No, that's not what's happening here."
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"'Cause it's different than it used to be."
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"Goddamn millennials."
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"No, Lillian, maybe this was always about Kimmy,"
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"all of it."
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"but he used to torture me."
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"Hey, you know I'm still here, right?"
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"Are you talking to someone else?"
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"Man, maybe you're the one that should have the prison nickname "Rude Dude.""
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"See? I turned the tables."
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"But you're... you're still at the same table."
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"Those pastries were supposed to be for all day."
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"Okay, man. Welcome."
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"♪ A, B, C, D, E, F, G ♪"
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"♪ H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P ♪"
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"♪ Q, R, S ♪"
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"♪ T, U, V ♪"
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"♪ Y, and Z ♪"
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"And that's why we have seasons."
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"Wow. Titus, I love it, man."
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"Far out."
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"Look, I'd like to do one more scene, if that's cool,"
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"Oh, I was taking a nap in there."
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"Boy, those boxes were heavy."
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"But now that we're done, we can go get ice cream."
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"- Ooh, I want chocolate. - And you'll get it."
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"Sometimes you have to do something really hard,"
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"before you get what you really want."
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"Oh, I'm glad you're my new neighbor."
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"I thought that was great, man."
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"How about you, Mr. Frumpus?"
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"Titus, you're the real deal, man."
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"But we've seen a lot of great people."
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"Okay, Lonny, you don't know how bad I want this."
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"Yeah, maybe we don't know, Titus."
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"Like, what would you do to get the thing you want?"
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"Uh, I don't know."
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"Um... what?"
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"Well, it's like you said, right?"
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"You got to do something really hard."
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"- You said that, right, Titus? - Well, I read it..."
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"And then do you remember what I said right before that?"
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"Do you, Titus?"
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"I said, "I want chocolate.""
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"Y-you'll get it?"
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"and you get what you want..."
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"Come on, let's do this. My pill's kicking in."
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"I told myself I would do anything to get this gig,"
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"because I was doing it for love."
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"And I would do anything for love, but I won't do that!"
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"Maybe when I'm done, thank you."
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"But if all that's true,"
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"then I'd forget about my stupid hang-ups"
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"about money and failure,"
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"and I would go see him."
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"I would go and see him right now."
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"Messing with him was fun, but it was still him."
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"So that's why your ears are red."
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"But why are your eyes so uneven?"
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"I should be living my life,"
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"sippin' on gin and juice, laid back."
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"Okay, fine."
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"Just initial where it says "uncontested""
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"And then I can use this pen"
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"I wish I had gotten my degree."
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"Back before Julian, I went for a year, but ran out of money."
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"Trump University."
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"Well, good thing I have $2,000 saved..."
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"plus a pretty rare Beanie Baby"
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"that I would never sell because his face is too cute."
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"Kimmy, even a state school costs $20,000..."
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"a year."
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"- What? - Hmm."
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"But you already have a husband, and he's got some stuff."
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"A jukebox, DJ equipment, a bunker..."
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"A bunker? That's weird. For what?"
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"My point is, that stuff's worth money."
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"That I could use for college."
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"But how do I get it from him?"
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"college."
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"This is so dramatic..."
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"Those 35 years of carbo-loading are paying off."
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"What the foop?"
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"- Good night, everybody! - Good night!"
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"Don't even."
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"Stupid sea pigeon, looking at me like that."
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"Please!"
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"You're also at the beach with no friends."
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"Honey, you paid someone"
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"to take a GED graduation photo?"
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"Cool, right?"
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"'cause, you know, I wasn't part of the cool group."
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"Oh, I wouldn't miss your birthday or whatever."
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"Or has he been here the whole time?"
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"Girl, stop talking to me!"
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"Don't let anyone see that."
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"- Titus isn't my boyf... - Tell me about it."
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"I've been filling my days with the most awful things."
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"I decided to come to this."
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"I brought photocopies of a dead bird."
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"I got to break up with him. It's getting too dangerous."
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"Probably."
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"But I mean dangerous politically."
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"I can't be fighting gentrification"
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