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Clips from Friends - The One with Joey's Interview (S08E08)

"Joey has been holding his breath for almost four minutes."
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"Don't you think the cowboy hat is a little much?"
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"Come on, it's fun."
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"All right."
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"Isn't this a woman's hat?"
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"Dude, stop talking crazy and make us some tea."
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"I think you're right."
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"CHANDLER: All right, ready? JOEY: One."
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"CHANDLER: Two, three. JOEY: Three."
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"That's kind of nice."
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"- Free porn! We have free porn here! - Yeah."
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"In my spare time, I, uh, read to the blind."
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"And I'm also a mento for kids."
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"- A mento? - Right."
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"- Like the candy? - As a matter of fact, I do."
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"Well, um, another thing that our readers always want to know..."
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"...is how soap stars stay in such great shape."
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"Do you have some kind of a fitness regime?"
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"Wow, you realize we've been throwing this ball without dropping it for an hour?"
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"Are you serious?"
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"I realized it a half-hour ago, but I didn't want to say anything..."
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"...because I didn't want to jinx it."
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"- Wow, we are pretty good at this. - Yeah."
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"Hey, we totally forgot about lunch."
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"Oh. I think that's the first time I've ever missed a meal."
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"What's wrong with you?"
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"Oh, I got this blinding pain in my stomach when I was lifting weights before."
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"And then I, uh, passed out."
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"I haven't been able to stand up since. Ha, ha. But I don't think it's serious."
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"No way."
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"Look, if I go to the doctor for anything..."
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"...it's gonna be for this thing sticking out of my stomach."
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"Why'd I have to start working out again?"
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"Damn you, 15's."
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"- What is it? - It's a trifle. It's got all of these layers."
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"First, there's a layer of ladyfingers, then a layer of jam."
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"Then custard, which I made from scratch."
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"Then raspberries, more ladyfingers..."
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"It tastes like feet."
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"I like it."
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"- Are you kidding? - What's not to like? Custard, good."
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"Jam, good. Meat, good."
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"Well, you don't look good, Joe."
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"Well, the fridge broke, so I had to eat everything."
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"Cold cuts, ice cream, limes."
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"Hey, what was in that brown jar?"
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"- That's still in there? - Not anymore."
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"Oh, look. There's a piece that doesn't have floor on it."
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"- Stick to your side. - Hey, come on, now."
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"All right, what are we having?"
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"- Your muffins. - Uh..."
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"For the kids."
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"Oh, I know what I wanted to ask you."
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"You were on the show years ago and then they killed you off."
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"What happened there?"
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"Oh, it's so stupid."
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"I said some stuff in an interview that I shouldn't have said."
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"But believe me, that is not gonna happen today."
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"Understood. So, what did you say back then?"
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"Oh, I said that I--"
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"GROUP Hey, Joey! How you doing?"
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"You guys, this is Shelly. She's interviewing me for Soap Opera Digest."
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"GROUP: Hi. - Shelly, these are my friends."
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"Hi, I'm gal pal Rachel Green."
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"Um, and if you want the dirt, I'm the one you come to."
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"This might be Joey's baby, who knows?"
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"I'm just kidding. Seriously, gal pal Rachel Green."
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"Who just lost the respect of her unborn child."
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"- I'm gonna go get this warmed up. - Okay."
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"- Joey, you're doing great. - So far, nothing stupid."
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"- Mento? - No, thanks."
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"So as Joey's friends..."
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"...is there anything you think our readers ought to know?"
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"Uh, no, just that he is a great guy."
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"Yeah, that's gonna get you into Soap Opera Digest."
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"Well, I--"
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"I would just like to say that Joey..."
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"...truly has enriched the days of our lives."
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"- Oh, I like that. What's your name? - Phoebe Buffay."
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"How do you spell that? So we can get it right."
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"B as in Beebee. And E as in, "'ello there, mate.""
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"Great. Well, it was nice meeting all of you."
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"- Yeah, you too. - Thanks, you guys."
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"MONICA: Bye."
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"So it seems like you have a lot of friends."
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"- Yeah. - Who would you say is your best friend?"
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"How come you have two?"
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"- Get out. - No, I can't."
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"No, no. Listen, I know how much this means to you."
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"And I also know this is about more than jewelry."
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"It's about you and me and the fact that we're best buds."
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"Wow. Is this friendship? I think so."
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"Check it out. We're bracelet buddies."
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"That's what they'll call us."
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"- Oh, Joey. I'm sorry. - It's all right. Don't worry about it."
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"No, but look. Oh, that's gonna leave a stain."
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"Rach, hey, it's fine. You're at Joey's."
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"- Really? - Yeah, look."
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"- Ha. - Yeah."
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"- I've never lived like this before. - I know."
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"Whoo! Ha, ha."
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"Well, don't waste it. I mean, it's still food. Jeez."
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"I've been feeling guilty about this. I wanna be a good friend..."
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"...and damn it, I am a good friend. So shut up and close your eyes."
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"Yeah, uh--"
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"Wow."
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"You are a good friend."
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"But that was a hell of a kiss. Rachel is a very lucky girl."
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"Let's get the contestants out of their isolation booths."
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"Get your foot off my contestant. Judge."
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"- Judge rules: No violation. - Oh."
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"- The duck gets the Nutter Butter. - No. Wait, that's not a Nutter Butter."
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"- That's an old wonton. - Judge rules: Nutter Butter."
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"- Oh. Tough call. - Yeah."
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"I had seen this thing on the Discovery Channel."
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"Wait a minute. I saw that. On the Discovery Channel."
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"Yeah, about jellyfish, and how if you--"
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"Ew. You peed on yourself?"
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"BOTH: Ew. - You can't say that. You don't know."
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"I mean, I thought I was gonna pass out from the pain."
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