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Clips from Friends - The One with Joey's Interview (S08E08)

"Anyway, I tried, but I couldn't bend that way."
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"O"
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"GROUP Ew."
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"That's right, I stepped up."
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"She's my friend and she needed help."
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"If I had to, I'd pee on any one of you."
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"So, uh, now back to the show."
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"How does it feel to have a huge gay fan base?"
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"Really? Me?"
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"Wow, I don't even know any huge gay people."
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"It hurts me. It physically hurts me."
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"Now, off the record, you're not..."
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"What? Are you referring to my man's bag?"
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"It's got compartments for all your stuff: your wallet, your keys, your address book."
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"Now, should I climb down your front so we're face to face..."
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"...or should I climb down your back so we're butt to face?"
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"ROSS: Okay, here I come. - All right."
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"Oh, my-- How much do you weigh, Ross?"
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"I'd prefer not to answer that right now. I'm still carrying a little holiday weight."
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"You know, when we talked about face to face..."
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"...I don't think we thought it all the way through."
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"- Hey, Pheebs. - Hey."
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"Check it out."
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"Huh?"
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"- How much of a man am I? - Wow."
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"Nice. Manly and also kind of a slut."
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"You're turning into a woman."
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"No, I'm not. Why would you say that? That's just mean."
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"Now I've upset you? What did I say?"
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"Not what you said, it's just the way you said it."
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"Oh, my God! I'm a woman!"
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"- Great nap. - It really was."
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"[RACHEL CLEARS THROAT]"
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"Me? Gay? No. No. No."
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"Uh, but I have a number of close friends who are."
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"So let's talk about women."
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"I'm sure our female readers will be interested to know about your romantic life."
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"Oh, what I do is, I look a woman up and down and I say:"
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""Hey. How you doing?""
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"Hey. How you doing?"
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"He has the most amazing Porsche under there."
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"I'd love to show you, but I just tucked her in. She's sleeping."
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"[BOTH CHUCKLING]"
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"Hey, would you two girls like to go for a drink?"
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"- Oh, my God. Rachel. - Oh, hi."
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"- Oh, my God. Introduce us. - Well, this is Chandler."
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"- Hi. - You know Monica and Ross."
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"JILL: Hi. - And that's Phoebe. And that's Joey."
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"- Hey, how you doing? - Don't!"
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"...and I'm happy to be your roommate and your friend."
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"I'm just... You know, I just don't feel that way about you."
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"Believe me, you'd feel a lot different if I turned it on."
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"- I don't think so. - Oh, I do."
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"How you doing?"
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"What? Oh, dear God."
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"Not much to tell there. I'm really shy."
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"So that's it. I guess that's all I need."
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"Thank you so much."
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"I think they will be running this in the beginning of next month."
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"Oh, great. Great. Thank you."
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"- Bye. 'Bye-bye."
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"- I did it. GROUP: Amazing."
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"Oh, wait, I almost forgot. We have to ask everybody this:"
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"Other than Days of Our Lives, what's your favorite soap opera?"
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"Oh, I don't watch soap operas. Excuse me? I have a life, you know?"
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"Thank you. The readers at Soap Opera Digest..."
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"...will be happy to learn that."
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"Oh. Good enough."
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"So close."
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"Wow, I can't believe they didn't put in the part..."
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"...where you said you didn't watch soap operas."
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"She was pretty nice about it."
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"- You slept with her, didn't you? - A little bit. Yeah."
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"Wow. This picture of you sure is steamy."
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"Oh, yeah, that's just a little something for my huge gay fan base."
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"Did you just wink at me?"
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"Hey, you're the one who loves the picture."
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"[English - US - SDH]"
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"- Yeah, it's kind of a relief. - Yeah."
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"- You wanna see if we still have it? - Yeah."
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"O as in Obie. E as in Ebie."
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"At first, I thought it just looked good, but it's practical too. Check it out."
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"Well, I see you've had a very productive day."
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"...I'm gonna want to meet her."
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"You're a really nice guy..."
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