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Clips from Seinfeld - The Cadillac (S07E07)

"What is his name? Who is he?"
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"- He's an importer. - Just imports? No exports?"
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"He's an importer-exporter. Okay?"
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"What is the problem we're discussing?"
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"Yes, yes."
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"How about this?"
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"...and just focusing in on the importing."
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"And this is causing a problem. Because why not do both?"
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"Oh, what? You don't like that suggestion either?"
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"You know, I mean, you just know it all. And I am Miss Stupid, right?"
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"What are you doing? Are you making coffee?"
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"- Yeah. - You better make a pot of tea too."
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"Morty, you're driving me crazy."
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"If this woman votes to impeach me, I'll be a laughingstock."
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"Hello. Hello, Mrs. Choate."
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"- Hello. - Oh, come in. May I take your coat?"
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"I'll take hot water with lemon if you have it."
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"Please, have a seat."
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"That's a lovely scarf you're wearing. Where did you get it?"
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"- Give me that rye. - Stop it."
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"Help! Someone help!"
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"- Shut up, you old bag. - Thief!"
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"- Nice to meet you. - Hello."
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"Jerry lives in New York. You just came from New York?"
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"Yeah, I was visiting my daughter. And I'll never go back."
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"The crime there is just terrible."
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"Oh, that's terrible. They stole a rye? Why would they steal a rye?"
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"That's what the city's turning into. They'll steal anything."
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"They're like savages."
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"Yeah, there are some sickos out there."
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"You look very familiar. Have we ever met?"
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"Maybe you've seen him on television."
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"- It was nice meeting you. - Jerry, don't go."
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"Oh, I-I didn't tell you?"
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"Elaine? What for?"
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"I don't know. She's having some problems with this guy she's seeing."
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"Yeah, yeah. She's seeing this guy, Art Vandelay."
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"He wants to quit the exporting and..."
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"...focus just on the importing."
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"And it's a problem because she thinks the exporting..."
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"...is as important as the importing."
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"Right. Come on."
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"I'm having an affair with Elaine? If I was having an affair with Elaine..."
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"I would make up another person to tell you I would see..."
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"...and then I would go see Elaine."
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"I'll get you! I'll get you, Kramer!"
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"Oh, right, let's go. Jerry, let's go. It's time to eat. We're going to dinner."
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"- Dinner? Well, what time is it? - It's 4:30."
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"Four thirty? Who eats dinner at 4:30?"
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"By the time we sit down, it'll be quarter to 5."
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"I don't understand why we have to eat now."
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"We gotta catch the early-bird. It's only between 4:30 and 6."
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"Yeah, they give you a tenderloin, a salad and a baked potato for $4.95."
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"You know what that costs you after 6?"
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"Can't we eat at a decent hour? I'll treat. Okay?"
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"All right."
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"We'll wait."
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"But it's unheard of."
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"So anyway, if you think about it..."
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"...manure is not really that bad a word."
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"You're so right. I never thought of it like that."
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"Manure. Ma and the newer."
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"It's hard to believe anyone could be so spontaneously funny."
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"So tell me:"
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"How is it that a man like you..."
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"...so bald and so quirky and funny...?"
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"What?"
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"I'm, you know, engaged."
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"- Hey, look, there's a spot right in front. - Always, Jerry. Always."
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"Was that delicious or what?"
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"Danny's? Come on."
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"Well, you missed the early-bird."
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"Must be nice to have that kind of money."
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"Look who's eating at 6:00."
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"Your suddenly well-to-do president."
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"Stop it, Jack."
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"You enjoy your last meal in office."
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"Tomorrow, when they kick you out..."
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"...you'll have plenty of time to drive around in your Cadillac."
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"That's what you think."
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"All right, let's eat already."
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"- Hi, Susan. - Hi."
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"Don't be ridiculous."
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"You know- Of- Of-"
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"Oh, because he said that he had to talk with you earlier about some..."
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"...problem that you were having."
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"Yeah. Yeah, I did have to talk with him."
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"I definitely had to talk with him."
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"I was having a problem with my boyfriend."
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"Okay. It's no problem."
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"Yeah. Oh, yes. Yes, he was very helpful."
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"Because Art and I were getting into this whole thing..."
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"...about his business."
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"- You know he's an importer-exporter? - Yeah."
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"...that Art should focus on the exporting..."
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"...and forget about the importing."
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"Wait a minute. I thought that Art wanted to give up the exporting."
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"- What did I say? - The importing."
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"So, what does he import?"
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"- Some corn. - And what does he export?"
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"Okay."
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"- Hi. - Hi. So, George..."
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"Matches. Really long matches."
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"There she is. Okay, if I could have your attention for a minute here."
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"We're calling this emergency meeting of the board of Phase Two..."
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"...to consider a motion of impeachment of our president, Morty Seinfeld."
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"Because I have the votes."
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"Building A, are you for or against the motion to impeach?"
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"...you're against Morty."
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"So why don't you say that?"
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"- Building B. - Against impeachment."
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"- Building C. - For impeachment."
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"I can't believe you got that old bag."
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"It's him."
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"It's your son."
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"He stole my marble rye."
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"My son never stole anything. He's a good boy."
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"They should lock him up."
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"Like father, like son."
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"I change my vote."
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