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Clips from Seinfeld - The Cadillac (S07E07)

"Me too. I change my vote."
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"- All those in favour say aye. - Aye!"
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"All opposed?"
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"As vice president, Jack Klompus..."
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"...in accordance with the Phase Two constitution..."
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"Good for you, honey."
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"All right, I know you're in there."
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"You win, okay? You win."
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"What do you want from me, an apology?"
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"All right."
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"I'm sorry."
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"I see now how we made you feel when we made you sit home waiting."
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"I don't know why we do it. I guess maybe we just kind of enjoy..."
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"Eleven o'clock is gonna mean 11:00..."
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"...and if we can't make it, I'm gonna call you, tell you why."
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"For God's sakes, if a doctor can do it, why can't we?"
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"...and they sit low."
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"- You killed. - Wiped the floor with them."
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"I tell you how much I make."
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"And I'm always impressed."
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"- You wanna see it? - I wanna see it."
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"- This is unbelievable. - I told you."
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"What are you gonna do with all that?"
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"Well, you should, Jerry."
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"Nose."
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"You'd be perfect for her. She loves quirky, funny guys."
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"That's incredible. My Cousin Vinny-"
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"Oh, that's terrific."
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"I'm flying down there and surprising them."
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"You ever hear of Marisa Tomei?"
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"Well, you know, if I wasn't engaged."
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"Do you know the odds of me being anyone's type?"
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"An Oscar winner, Jerry. Do you know what that's like?"
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"Same thing."
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"I mean, she's beautiful, right. She's just my type."
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"Yeah, I've been getting HBO for free."
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"Oh, we'll be there in the morning between 9 and 1..."
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"...or we'll be there between 2 and 6."
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"Hey."
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"What is that, My Cousin Vinny?"
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"I don't know."
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"How can I live the rest of my life..."
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"She loves short, stocky, balding funnymen."
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"- Don't be silly. I've arranged a car. - You sure? You sure?"
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"What?"
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"You bought a Cadillac?"
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"You said you were gonna be there from 9 to 1."
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"I was there. Where were you?"
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"That's what I was thinking."
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"Move a pinkie if it's yes. Can you move a pinkie?"
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"Oh, can you?"
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"Well, that's funny. Because as it happens..."
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"I've got something on the stove."
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"Hey, McNab! Chunnel's on HBO tonight!"
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"Proof? You want proof?"
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"Not because he thinks you stole the money..."
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"I did so thank him."
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"She's very tough to deal with."
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"- The Lichtenbergs'? - Yes, they're having a party."
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"You know, because of the car."
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"We're losing all our friends."
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"It seems some jokers were up on the roof."
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"Oh, you don't say."
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"Either way, we need to get into your apartment..."
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"And I love you, Marisa."
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"I was thinking. I mean, I'm not really doing that much this weekend..."
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"- Yeah? - Elaine..."
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"Hi."
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"I don't think so."
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"And I wasn't even that nervous."
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"Okay, well, that's all the time we have for today."
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"I can't use Jerry. He's in Florida."
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"Okay, fine."
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"Okay."
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"So I'm dating Art Vandelay."
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"They're a dime a dozen."
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"You ever go to Camp Tioga?"
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"No, I think I'll go."
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"So, Morty, what's this all about? What do you want?"
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"- So, what does he do? - He's an importer-exporter."
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"I mean, it's newer, which is good."
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"...I'm sort of engaged."
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"- We'll see. - Yes, we will."
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"Hi. Come in. Come in."
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"I mean, why would anyone wanna sleep-?"
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"Why would you think I was having an affair with George?"
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"- All right. - Okay."
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"Thief! Thief!"
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"Hear, hear, Jack."
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"I can't do it anymore."
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"I'm sorry, bub."
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"...from when they left the house that morning."
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"Now there's a match, you and Katharine Hepburn."
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"George, it's cheating."
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"Hello, Jerry."
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"You are really good."
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"There she is."
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"Coffee?"
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"No, no."
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"No, no."
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"I just don't think I can talk to you anymore."
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"Finally, they show up."
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"You're not gonna get away with this."
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"This is McNab down at the phone company."
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"What are you talking about?"
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"How much?"
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"- Hello. - Hi, Mr. Kramer."
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"...you see, the thing is..."
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"Hitler? Maybe."
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"...what does Art Vandelay import?"
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"- I just bought my father a Cadillac. - Really?"
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"You know, your friend was talking about me and, you know..."
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"Why do I have to see you?"
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"- Building D. - Against impeachment."
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"Oh, hi. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"Did you just make that up?"
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"Why didn't you tell me Katy was friends with Marisa?"
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"- You like full lips. - Oh, I love full lips."
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"I know you can hear me."
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