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Clips from Seinfeld - The Cadillac (S07E07)

"- How do you know? - Oh, get out of here, Mr. Big Shot."
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"Why can't I buy my father a car?"
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"- Your father doesn't need a car. - Yes, I do."
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"- Oh, Morty. - We're keeping it."
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"I got nothing better to do..."
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"...than stand outside all morning waiting for you to show up?"
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"I come out, my seat goes back to where I like it."
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"So..."
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"...how do you like this?"
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"- Whose car? - It's mine."
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"My son bought me the car."
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"It's a present."
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"Some car."
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"- You wanna take a ride? - No, thank you."
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"- Why not? - I don't feel like taking a ride."
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"Do I have to take a ride?"
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"- Thousands. - Thousands?"
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"You think you're such a big shot now because you got a Cadillac?"
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"Anyway, I was thinking about what you said..."
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"...but, you know, it's really just something you say, you know."
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"It's all just stuff you say."
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"Anyway, I was watching My Cousin Vinny..."
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"...on the tape the other day and I was thinking that..."
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"...you know, the two of us might take a meeting, as they say."
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"Well, I haven't had any trouble."
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"Thing is, we happen to have a man right in your neighbourhood."
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"We can fix that. We can fix that."
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"...I don't have call waiting."
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"Seems to me that the phone company would know that."
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"Oh, right, I'm sorry."
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"Could you hold on for a second?"
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"The restoration of the fence at the Broward Gate."
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"At the present time, we are still accepting bids."
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"It's been broken for six months already."
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"What the hell are you doing?"
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"Well, I, as your president, have to find the best price."
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"And right now, I, for one, do not think it's cost-feasible."
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"I'll bet you don't."
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"Come on, Morty. The jig is up."
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"I'm sitting here the whole meeting holding my tongue."
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"- Stealing? - What proof do you have?"
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"He's driving around in a brand-new Cadillac."
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"What more proof do you want?"
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"My son bought me that car."
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"We all saw his act last year at the playhouse."
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"I tell you, he bought it for me."
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"- Can they do that? - If they get the votes."
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"Didn't you tell them I got the bill? That proves I paid for it."
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"Hello?"
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"...but mainly because you never thanked him..."
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"...for giving you his aisle seat at Freddy Roman's show."
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"No, he never heard you. I told you he didn't hear you."
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"He's deaf anyway."
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"...three votes against impeachment..."
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"- Who's that? - Mrs. Choate."
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"- Who's she? - Oh, that one?"
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"She's been a member of the board longer than anybody."
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"Maybe we should have her over for coffee and explain our side of it."
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"- That's a good idea. - Okay."
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"I'll see you at the Lichtenbergs' tonight."
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"We weren't invited."
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"Well."
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"This is John Hanaran from Con Ed."
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"- Oh, it's Hanaran now, is it? - Yes."
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"We've had some reports of power surges in your building."
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"They must have damaged some of the wires."
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"...and do a safety check."
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"Oh, you're good."
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"I guess I should just go introduce myself, huh?"
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"Hey, what are you watching?"
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"That's another Marisa Tomei movie."
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"What, do you have a thing for her?"
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"Yeah. Yeah, I have a thing for Marisa Tomei."
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"Like she would ever go out with a short, stocky, bald man."
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"She's an Oscar winner."
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"Have I told you how much I love you today?"
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"Not in the last 15 minutes."
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"Well, then. Come on, get dressed."
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"We're going to be late for the premiere."
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"Stupid foldout."
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"- Hello? - Hi, Jerry."
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"Elaine? What's going on?"
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"You wanna hang out here..."
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"...at Phase Two in the Pines of Mar Gables?"
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"Well..."
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"...it's just two hours by plane."
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"Gee, I don't know what to tell you."
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"...you have got to get me Marisa Tomei's number."
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"Okay, George, I'm on the other line. I promise you, I'll get you her number."
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"So, what do you think?"
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"Well, if you need that ride..."
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"Yeah, yeah. Whatever."
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"I'll-I'll see you then."
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"Okay."
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"I just spoke to Marisa Tomei."
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"I can't remember calling a woman without being nervous."
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"- What? You can't leave yet. - Why not?"
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"- What does that have to do with me? - I spend Saturday..."
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"...with Susan. She'll wanna know what I'm doing."
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"- So you wanna say you were with me? - Yes."
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"...and it comes up, we have to be in sync."
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"Okay. Now..."
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"Because I'm going to the dentist..."
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"...and I'm afraid..."
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"That's no good."
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"What?"
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"I don't like the way you just rejected my suggestion."
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"Hey, let's not get so defensive here. This is a give-and-take process."
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"Okay, look, we've never worked together on a lie."
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"You don't understand how I work. I have a certain way of working."
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"Jerry and I have worked together a few times. He knows how I work."
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"Not a personal thing. We're just trying to come up with the best possible lie."
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"- That's what this is about. - Okay."
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"- Okay. Fine. - Okay?"
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"Okay, how about this?"
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"- What? - You are having problems..."
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"...with your boyfriend, and I am meeting you to discuss the situation."
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"I don't have a boyfriend."
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"She doesn't know that. We say that you do."
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"- The dentist thing? - Yeah, right. The dentist thing."
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